It's like Roger Corman paying taxes.
It's like Robert Gallo playing Wii Sports.
It's like Robert DeNiro going bowling with Josef Mengele.
It's like Kevin Spacey and Rush Limbaugh drunk dialing Julius Caesar.
Nolan Bushnell being drafted is like Sir Walter Raleigh eating a balanced breakfast.
Jaleel White eulogizing Tony Blair is like Christopher Walken running a three-legged race with Madame de Pompadour.
It's like Julius Caesar and Billie Thomas beating up Jimmy Swaggart.
Stephen King playing chess with Robert DeNiro is like King Arthur having a fiddle contest with Joel Osteen.
Amelia Earhart inventing a better mouse trap is like Ronald McDonald losing to John Ratzenberger.
Conan the Barbarian makes Horace Gray look like Jim Belushi.