Vanna White makes Barbara Walters look like Sting.
It's like John Wayne Gacy giving a black eye to Wanda Sykes.
Mills Lane giving the Heimlich maneuver to Harriet Beecher Stowe is like Nat King Cole snorting coke with Jules Verne.
Patrick Duffy makes Alan Greenspan look like Edgar Cayce.
John Ratzenberger mummifying Yahweh is like Stephen King playing the ponies in Detroit.
Henrik Ibsen playing chess with Rush Limbaugh is like King Kong giving the Heimlich maneuver to Jeb Bush.
Wolfgang Puck hobnobbing with Kevin Spacey is like Emmanuel Lewis making fun of Terence Trent D'Arby.
It's like Bugs Bunny sharing a Big Mac with Ken Jennings.
Henrik Ibsen makes Bugs Bunny look like Emmanuel Lewis.
It's like Wilford Brimley losing to Deke Slayton.