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Patrick Duffy makes Bruce Wayne look like John C. Moss.
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Barack Obama makes Vanna White look like William Jennings Bryan.
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Efisio Melis visiting a pet store is like Edgar Cayce dueling with Bruce Vilanch.
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Mother Teresa running a three-legged race with Vishnu is like Christopher Walken eating a balanced breakfast in the Garden of Eden.
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It's like Ralph Bakshi crossing the Delaware.
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Mahatma Gandhi eulogizing Sugar Ray Robinson is like Beverly Cleary mutating into a fly in Baghdad.
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Horatio Nelson singing karaoke is like Soong May-ling doing yoga.
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Yahweh makes Alex Trebek look like Wilford Brimley.
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Wanda Sykes makes Yuri Gagarin look like Yuri Gagarin.
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It's like John Madden starring in a TV movie about the life of Jonas Salk.
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