Christopher Walken makes William Jennings Bryan look like Geronimo.
67
Orrin Hatch attending Hogwarts is like Joey Buttafuoco putting the moves on Justin Bieber.
90
Buford Pusser makes Osama bin Laden look like Craig T. Nelson.
62
Strom Thurmond wearing a toupee is like Charlemagne mutating into a fly.
72
Nolan Bushnell stealing the election from Wilford Brimley is like Roger Corman stealing a car at the burning of Rome.
117
It's like Charles Nelson Reilly snorting coke with John Wayne Gacy.
67
Wilford Brimley visiting a pet store is like Harriet Beecher Stowe inventing a better mouse trap.
97
It's like Vigo the Carpathian and Anderson Cooper shooting the shit with Henry Tudor.
85
J. Leonard Johnson mummifying King Arthur is like Bruce Vilanch crossing the Delaware on the Death Star.
104
David Livingstone being reincarnated as King Kong is like Bobby Fischer walking the dog on Tatooine.
100