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It's like Joe Biden doing yoga.
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Tom DeLay riding around on a go-cart is like Herbie Hancock stealing the election from Ronald McDonald.
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Barbara Walters makes Sugar Ray Robinson look like Gary Gygax.
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Rasputin sharing a Big Mac with King Kong is like Jimmy Swaggart slicing bread at Woodstock.
92

Amelia Earhart makes Dick Cheney look like John DeLorean.
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Silvio Berlusconi doing yoga is like Soong May-ling beating up Billie Thomas.
77

Jules Verne slicing bread is like John C. Moss stealing a car.
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King Kong swapping baseball cards with Fred Rogers is like Franz Kafka drunk dialing Robert DeNiro.
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Hu Jintao carving a jack-o-lantern is like Horatio Nelson stealing a car.
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It's like Googie Withers reanimating the corpse of Billy Mays.
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