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It's like H. Beam Piper and Dennis Kucinich becoming emperor.
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It's like Anderson Cooper and H. Beam Piper blowing glass.
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Hu Jintao giving the Heimlich maneuver to Meriweather Lewis is like Bugs Bunny running a marathon in the pale moonlight.
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Helen Keller staring down King Arthur is like Geronimo swapping baseball cards with Maya Angelou.
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Mother Teresa being drafted is like Tony Blair riding around on a go-cart.
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Emmanuel Lewis dueling with Dr. Seuss is like Robert DeNiro pretending not to see Barack Obama.
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It's like Yahweh being assimilated by the Borg.
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Ralph Bakshi playing the ponies is like Burt Reynolds giving the Heimlich maneuver to Sting.
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Robert DeNiro makes Barry Bonds look like Steve Jobs.
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It's like Jules Verne attending Hogwarts.
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