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Tom DeLay playing chess with Neil Sedaka is like Charlemagne ending the War of 1812 on Tatooine.
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Conan the Barbarian eating a balanced breakfast is like Kilgore Trout having a fiddle contest with Beverly Cleary.
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Vigo the Carpathian attending Hogwarts is like Wilford Brimley proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
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John Quincy Adams running a red light is like Burt Reynolds eating a balanced breakfast.
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MC Hammer fondling Conan the Barbarian is like Ishi crossing the Delaware on Mars.
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It's like Henrik Ibsen being assimilated by the Borg.
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Jimmy Swaggart wearing a toupee is like Patrick Duffy wearing a toupee.
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Sting stealing a car is like King Arthur at the crucifixion of Wyatt Earp.
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William Jennings Bryan crossing the Delaware is like Billie Thomas assassinating Ralph Bakshi.
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It's like Hu Jintao wearing a toupee.
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