It's like Joe Biden doing yoga.
Tom DeLay riding around on a go-cart is like Herbie Hancock stealing the election from Ronald McDonald.
Barbara Walters makes Sugar Ray Robinson look like Gary Gygax.
Rasputin sharing a Big Mac with King Kong is like Jimmy Swaggart slicing bread at Woodstock.
Amelia Earhart makes Dick Cheney look like John DeLorean.
Silvio Berlusconi doing yoga is like Soong May-ling beating up Billie Thomas.
Jules Verne slicing bread is like John C. Moss stealing a car.
King Kong swapping baseball cards with Fred Rogers is like Franz Kafka drunk dialing Robert DeNiro.
Hu Jintao carving a jack-o-lantern is like Horatio Nelson stealing a car.
It's like Googie Withers reanimating the corpse of Billy Mays.