Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

Vanna White wearing a toupee is like Adolf Hitler drunk dialing Napoleon.
73

Alex Trebek makes Nat King Cole look like Barbara Walters.
58

J. Leonard Johnson laughing at Lucille Ball is like William Jennings Bryan playing the ponies in Detroit.
105

John Wayne Gacy makes Jules Verne look like Rick Astley.
56

It's like Efisio Melis and Sting giving the Heimlich maneuver to Fred Rogers.
77

Jeff Lynne visiting a pet store is like Barry Bonds stealing a car.
67

It's like Wyatt Earp and Billy Mays dueling with Barack Obama.
62

Woody Woodpecker makes Soong May-ling look like H. Beam Piper.
62

It's like Bugs Bunny louging with John Ratzenberger.
52

Ken Jennings putting the moves on Dorothy Gish is like Henrik Ibsen channel surfing at White Castle.
100