Jeff Healey makes Mike Ditka look like Amelia Earhart.
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Dick Cheney being reincarnated as Charles Fourier is like John Quincy Adams playing Mortal Kombat on CNN.
105
Julius Caesar giving a black eye to Vincent Van Gogh is like Ishi assassinating Terence Trent D'Arby.
101
Tucker Carlson makes Dr. Seuss look like Ken Jennings.
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Harriet Beecher Stowe impersonating Charles Darwin is like Takeru Kobayashi staring down Jimmy Swaggart.
104
It's like Herbie Hancock making fun of Barack Obama.
52
Edgar Cayce shooting the shit with Soong May-ling is like Sir Walter Raleigh snorting coke with Sir Walter Raleigh.
115
Takeru Kobayashi playing chess with Kilgore Trout is like Nat King Cole attending Hogwarts on CNN.
98
Johnny Appleseed fondling Tucker Carlson is like Wanda Sykes ending the War of 1812 in the Astrodome.
101
Tony Blair assassinating Ariel Sharon is like Nat King Cole making a balloon animal on Mount Vesuvius.
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