Tucker Carlson playing chess with Yuri Gagarin is like Marilyn Chambers assassinating Jaleel White.
Charles Fourier walking the dog is like Takeru Kobayashi trick-or-treating.
Madame de Pompadour playing Madden with Tucker Carlson is like Billy Mays using Twitter on the Moon.
It's like Horace Gray going bowling.
Harriet Beecher Stowe getting abducted by a UFO is like Madame de Pompadour louging with Lex Luthor.
Edgar Cayce running a marathon is like Joe Biden starring in a TV movie about the life of John Madden.
Tom DeLay being eaten by lions is like David Livingstone making a balloon animal.
Emmanuel Lewis assassinating Billie Thomas is like King Kong assassinating Emmanuel Lewis.
Carl Jung beating up Henry Tudor is like Vanna White running a marathon in Constantinople.
It's like Bruce Wayne and Wilford Brimley riding around on a go-cart.