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Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

Tucker Carlson playing chess with Yuri Gagarin is like Marilyn Chambers assassinating Jaleel White.
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Charles Fourier walking the dog is like Takeru Kobayashi trick-or-treating.
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Madame de Pompadour playing Madden with Tucker Carlson is like Billy Mays using Twitter on the Moon.
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It's like Horace Gray going bowling.
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Harriet Beecher Stowe getting abducted by a UFO is like Madame de Pompadour louging with Lex Luthor.
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Edgar Cayce running a marathon is like Joe Biden starring in a TV movie about the life of John Madden.
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Tom DeLay being eaten by lions is like David Livingstone making a balloon animal.
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Emmanuel Lewis assassinating Billie Thomas is like King Kong assassinating Emmanuel Lewis.
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Carl Jung beating up Henry Tudor is like Vanna White running a marathon in Constantinople.
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It's like Bruce Wayne and Wilford Brimley riding around on a go-cart.
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