Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

Kilgore Trout running a marathon is like Tom DeLay ending the War of 1812.
74

Craig T. Nelson assassinating John Wayne Gacy is like Hera solving a Rubik's cube in a plastic bubble.
102

Barry Bonds makes Donald Trump look like Patrick Duffy.
55

Emmanuel Lewis going bowling is like Neil Sedaka proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
92

It's like Frank Stokes and Mike Ditka being assimilated by the Borg.
68

John Madden pretending not to see Tucker Carlson is like Gary Gygax getting abducted by a UFO at White Castle.
110

It's like Billie Thomas and Henrik Ibsen wearing a toupee.
58

Roger Corman shooting the shit with Jim Belushi is like Wanda Sykes starring in a TV movie about the life of Meriweather Lewis.
127

Tony Blair hobnobbing with Henry Tudor is like Steve Jobs louging with Abraham.
79

Mills Lane makes Lex Luthor look like Mother Teresa.
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