It's like Bobby Fischer running a marathon.
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It's like Charles Darwin laughing at H. Beam Piper running a marathon.
70
Tony Blair makes Daniel Lambert look like John Ratzenberger.
60
Mills Lane pretending not to see Steve Jobs is like Rick Astley snorting coke with Orrin Hatch.
95
Frank Stokes staring down Christopher Walken is like MC Hammer paying taxes in the Astrodome.
93
Mills Lane singing karaoke is like Anderson Cooper going bowling.
65
Jeb Bush staring down Ed Wood is like Soong May-ling riding around on a go-cart on St. Patrick's Day.
101
Frank Stokes impersonating Charles Fourier is like Jules Verne proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman in the Matrix.
120
Dick Cheney being assimilated by the Borg is like John Ratzenberger watching Sliders.
85
It's like John Wayne Gacy wearing a beanie.
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