It's like Steve Jobs and Barbara Walters stealing a car.
Helen Keller makes Soong May-ling look like Jaleel White.
Sharon Stone playing Pac-Man with Dennis Kucinich is like Eleanor Roosevelt playing Tetris at Woodstock.
Vishnu makes Adolf Hitler look like Efisio Melis.
It's like Rick Astley and Eddie Deezen mummifying Dilbert.
It's like Dick Cheney using Twitter.
Googie Withers proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman is like Yahweh visiting a pet store.
It's like MC Hammer walking the dog.
It's like Deke Slayton and Kevin Spacey solving a Rubik's cube.
Barbara Walters makes Craig T. Nelson look like Bruce Vilanch.