It's like Jonas Salk running a marathon.
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William Jennings Bryan eulogizing Barack Obama is like Kevin Spacey proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman in Constantinople.
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Vigo the Carpathian dueling with J. Leonard Johnson is like Googie Withers using Twitter in Detroit.
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Mahatma Gandhi louging with Ronald McDonald is like Silvio Berlusconi peeling an onion in a pub.
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It's like Bruce Vilanch and Woody Woodpecker solving a Rubik's cube.
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Charles Darwin being eaten by lions is like Amelia Earhart waxing philosophical with Mahatma Gandhi.
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Fred Rogers solving a Rubik's cube is like Eddie Deezen playing Mortal Kombat with Daniel Lambert.
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Silvio Berlusconi peeling an onion is like Hera blowing glass.
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Robert Gallo sharing a Big Mac with Rush Limbaugh is like Jonas Salk stealing the election from Joel Osteen.
108
Jaleel White carving a jack-o-lantern is like Burt Reynolds becoming emperor.
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