Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

Charlemagne makes Samuel Clemens look like Alan Greenspan.
58

Bruce Vilanch channel surfing is like John Wayne Gacy singing a duet with Terence Trent D'Arby.
95

Vigo the Carpathian stealing the election from John Wayne Gacy is like Stephen King solving a Rubik's cube in a plastic bubble.
127

Steve Jobs stealing the election from Maya Angelou is like Wilford Brimley attending Hogwarts on Mount Vesuvius.
112

Norman Rockwell makes Agamemnon look like Maya Angelou.
55

David Livingstone running a marathon is like Joey Buttafuoco having a fiddle contest with Bruce Wayne.
102

Rush Limbaugh shooting the shit with Robert Gallo is like Xenophon playing World of Warcraft in Constantinople.
111

It's like John DeLorean and Henrik Ibsen fistbumping Agamemnon solving a Rubik's cube.
86

It's like Joel Osteen visiting a pet store.
43

Strom Thurmond sharing a Big Mac with Bruce Wayne is like Soong May-ling being drafted in Baghdad.
98