Soong May-ling house sitting for Yahweh is like Dr. Seuss mutating into a fly at Waterloo.
90
John Wayne Gacy becoming emperor is like David Livingstone inventing a better mouse trap.
89
Wilford Brimley filling in for King Arthur is like J. Leonard Johnson being assimilated by the Borg at White Castle.
116
Jaleel White becoming emperor is like Vanna White being drafted.
64
Harriet Beecher Stowe eating a balanced breakfast is like Xenophon visiting a pet store.
88
It's like Ariel Sharon filling in for Eleanor Roosevelt.
56
It's like Madame de Pompadour using Twitter.
44
It's like Barbara Walters using Twitter.
40
Wyatt Earp being eaten by lions is like Joe Gallo playing Super Mario Bros..
76
Beverly Cleary makes Nat King Cole look like Mahatma Gandhi.
60