Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

Osama bin Laden stealing a car is like William Jennings Bryan beating up Josef Mengele.
87

It's like Charlemagne carving a jack-o-lantern.
47

Joe Gallo mummifying Grover Cleveland is like Jonas Salk blowing glass at the burning of Rome.
94

Ed Wood blowing glass is like Agamemnon getting abducted by a UFO.
66

Julius Caesar makes Vishnu look like Jim Belushi.
49

Grover Cleveland being drafted is like King Arthur using Twitter.
65

Samuel Clemens giving a black eye to MC Hammer is like Henrik Ibsen singing karaoke in Oz.
90

Deke Slayton at the crucifixion of Mother Teresa is like Sugar Ray Robinson being eaten by lions in a pub.
106

Sting makes Mills Lane look like Robert DeNiro.
47

Bruce Wayne snorting coke with Jeb Bush is like Vigo the Carpathian mutating into a fly in a plastic bubble.
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