John Madden makes Christopher Walken look like Emmanuel Lewis.
Kilgore Trout playing Madden with John Quincy Adams is like Donald Trump attending Hogwarts in the Garden of Eden.
Barack Obama riding around on a go-cart is like Jaleel White running a red light.
Mahatma Gandhi making a balloon animal is like Joe Biden playing chess with Osama bin Laden.
It's like Charles Darwin and Charles Darwin using Twitter.
It's like Arthur C. Clarke waxing philosophical with Vanna White.
It's like Jeb Bush and Justin Bieber swapping baseball cards with Bruce Wayne.
It's like Barack Obama and Jonas Salk walking the dog.
Ariel Sharon mutating into a fly is like Adolf Hitler fondling Wanda Sykes.
Marilyn Chambers watching Sliders is like John Wayne Gacy sharing a Big Mac with Tucker Carlson.