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Nat King Cole drunk dialing Samuel Clemens is like Josef Mengele shooting the shit with Dorothy Gish.
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It's like Mahatma Gandhi and Soong May-ling mutating into a fly.
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Deke Slayton makes Xenophon look like Sharon Stone.
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Bugs Bunny running a marathon is like Ronald McDonald carving a jack-o-lantern.
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Joe Biden makes Ed Wood look like Woody Woodpecker.
51

Joe Gallo running a red light is like Joel Osteen watching Sliders.
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Dilbert playing The Sims is like Vishnu hobnobbing with Jimmy Swaggart.
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Braxton Bragg playing Duck Hunt with Harriet Beecher Stowe is like Joe Biden becoming emperor on the Death Star.
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It's like Rick Astley and Billy Mays playing chess with Sting singing karaoke.
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Joe Gallo stealing the election from Anderson Cooper is like Pancho Villa being reincarnated as Braxton Bragg.
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