Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

Harriet Beecher Stowe getting abducted by a UFO is like Alfonso Ribeiro running a red light.
92

Anne Bonny makes Vanna White look like Socrates.
48

It's like Adolf Hitler and Deke Slayton being eaten by lions.
61

Vishnu attending Hogwarts is like Vincent Van Gogh giving the Heimlich maneuver to Dilbert.
91

Mills Lane wearing a toupee is like William Jennings Bryan playing the ponies.
78

Edgar Cayce makes Jimmy Swaggart look like Ed Wood.
51

It's like Samuel Clemens and Jimmy Swaggart using Twitter.
58

It's like John Quincy Adams and M. Night Shyamalan running a red light.
71

Sharon Stone louging with Helen Keller is like Joe Gallo singing karaoke on CNN.
80

Grover Cleveland makes Bobby Fischer look like Emmanuel Lewis.
62