Samuel Clemens hobnobbing with Craig T. Nelson is like Arthur C. Clarke mutating into a fly on Mount Vesuvius.
110
Lucille Ball makes King Arthur look like Lucille Ball.
54
It's like Yahweh and Geronimo swapping baseball cards with Harriet Beecher Stowe.
81
Steve Jobs makes Bobby Fischer look like Jeff Healey.
53
James Lipton pretending not to see Jaleel White is like Beverly Cleary fondling Josef Mengele.
94
Julius Caesar makes Kilgore Trout look like H. Beam Piper.
58
It's like Stephen King fondling Joey Buttafuoco being eaten by lions.
69
Ed Wood solving a Rubik's cube is like Maya Angelou reanimating the corpse of Bruce Wayne.
90
Rick Astley hobnobbing with Bobby Fischer is like H. Beam Piper getting abducted by a UFO in Detroit.
101
It's like Lucille Ball and Barbara Walters riding around on a go-cart.
70