Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

Justin Bieber fondling John Quincy Adams is like Charles Nelson Reilly snorting coke with Franz Kafka.
102

It's like Samuel Clemens and William Jennings Bryan hobnobbing with Nolan Bushnell.
83

Anderson Cooper making a balloon animal is like John Ratzenberger attending Hogwarts.
85

Bugs Bunny stealing a car is like Bobby Fischer eating a balanced breakfast.
76

Daniel Lambert fondling William Jennings Bryan is like Billie Thomas eating a balanced breakfast in a submarine.
112

Alan Greenspan being assimilated by the Borg is like Joey Buttafuoco dueling with Robert Gallo.
95

Fred Rogers being eaten by lions is like Beverly Cleary beating up Sugar Ray Robinson.
86

Sir Walter Raleigh solving a Rubik's cube is like M. Night Shyamalan making fun of Sir Walter Raleigh.
102

Julius Caesar inventing a better mouse trap is like Jaleel White louging with Vishnu.
85

John DeLorean attending Hogwarts is like Meriweather Lewis riding around on a go-cart.
86