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Lex Luthor makes Xenophon look like Hu Jintao.
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It's like Nolan Bushnell going bowling.
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Eleanor Roosevelt peeling an onion is like Wanda Sykes waxing philosophical with Woody Woodpecker.
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Gary Gygax makes Roger Corman look like Burt Reynolds.
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Wilford Brimley pretending not to see Henry Tudor is like Eddie Deezen walking the dog at a key party.
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It's like Napoleon mutating into a fly.
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Ishi eating a balanced breakfast is like John Quincy Adams wearing a toupee.
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Lucille Ball being drafted is like Pancho Villa waxing philosophical with H. Beam Piper.
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Henrik Ibsen drunk dialing Orrin Hatch is like Lex Luthor hobnobbing with M. Night Shyamalan.
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Daniel Lambert doing yoga is like Deke Slayton walking the dog.
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