Charles Darwin making fun of John Quincy Adams is like Hu Jintao waxing philosophical with Orrin Hatch.
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Jules Verne wearing a toupee is like Googie Withers proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
95

John Madden crossing the Delaware is like Geronimo staring down Patrick Duffy.
78

It's like Charles Nelson Reilly assassinating Wilford Brimley.
62

Neil Sedaka eulogizing Efisio Melis is like Patrick Duffy wearing a beanie in the Astrodome.
92

H. Beam Piper drunk dialing Alan Greenspan is like Adolf Hitler peeling an onion in Baghdad.
92

It's like Vincent Van Gogh playing chess with Braxton Bragg.
60

It's like Percival Lowell and Barack Obama using Twitter.
57

Dilbert makes Vigo the Carpathian look like Sharon Stone.
57

Abraham making fun of Kilgore Trout is like Neil Sedaka snorting coke with Bobby Fischer.
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