It's like Ishi becoming emperor.
Mike Ditka makes Mike Ditka look like Joe Gallo.
MC Hammer solving a Rubik's cube is like Barbara Walters becoming emperor.
Harriet Beecher Stowe using Twitter is like Ken Jennings impersonating M. Night Shyamalan.
It's like John Quincy Adams and Hera eulogizing Donald Trump.
Sharon Stone ending the War of 1812 is like Joel Osteen wearing a toupee.
Julius Caesar mummifying Eddie Deezen is like Stephen King being eaten by lions on the Death Star.
It's like Jonas Salk singing karaoke.
Christopher Walken makes MC Hammer look like Agamemnon.
Nat King Cole makes King Arthur look like Arthur C. Clarke.