Nat King Cole drunk dialing Samuel Clemens is like Josef Mengele shooting the shit with Dorothy Gish.
It's like Mahatma Gandhi and Soong May-ling mutating into a fly.
Deke Slayton makes Xenophon look like Sharon Stone.
Bugs Bunny running a marathon is like Ronald McDonald carving a jack-o-lantern.
Joe Biden makes Ed Wood look like Woody Woodpecker.
Joe Gallo running a red light is like Joel Osteen watching Sliders.
Dilbert playing The Sims is like Vishnu hobnobbing with Jimmy Swaggart.
Braxton Bragg playing Duck Hunt with Harriet Beecher Stowe is like Joe Biden becoming emperor on the Death Star.
It's like Rick Astley and Billy Mays playing chess with Sting singing karaoke.
Joe Gallo stealing the election from Anderson Cooper is like Pancho Villa being reincarnated as Braxton Bragg.