King Kong running a three-legged race with Henrik Ibsen is like Grover Cleveland walking the dog in a plastic bubble.
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Charles Darwin eulogizing Tucker Carlson is like Steve Jobs singing a duet with Julius Caesar.
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Orrin Hatch at the crucifixion of Strom Thurmond is like Vigo the Carpathian being reincarnated as David Livingstone.
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It's like Xenophon watching Sliders.
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King Kong running a red light is like Stephen King singing karaoke.
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Jeff Lynne makes Meriweather Lewis look like Abraham.
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Burt Reynolds singing a duet with Anne Bonny is like Soong May-ling drunk dialing Napoleon.
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Harriet Beecher Stowe doing yoga is like Wolfgang Puck becoming emperor.
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It's like Clarence Darrow singing karaoke.
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Lex Luthor singing karaoke is like King Kong sharing a Big Mac with Soong May-ling.
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