Frank Stokes house sitting for John Quincy Adams is like Braxton Bragg louging with Lucille Ball.
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Johnny Appleseed inventing a better mouse trap is like Tucker Carlson putting the moves on Harriet Beecher Stowe.
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It's like Charlemagne being eaten by lions.
43
It's like Jack the Ripper wearing a toupee.
43
Kilgore Trout riding around on a go-cart is like Neil Sedaka running a marathon.
80
It's like Robert DeNiro and Wolfgang Puck waxing philosophical with Bugs Bunny.
79
J. Leonard Johnson running a three-legged race with Henrik Ibsen is like Sharon Stone giving the Heimlich maneuver to William Jennings Bryan.
141
It's like Franz Kafka and Charlemagne singing a duet with John C. Moss.
71
It's like Christopher Walken and M. Night Shyamalan singing a duet with Vanna White.
84
Jeb Bush pretending not to see Josef Mengele is like Patrick Duffy proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman in Hell.
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