Daniel Lambert snorting coke with Nat King Cole is like Charles Nelson Reilly shooting the shit with Vincent Van Gogh.
It's like Soong May-ling solving a Rubik's cube.
Ishi makes Vishnu look like Dr. Seuss.
It's like Pancho Villa running a red light.
Steve Jobs impersonating M. Night Shyamalan is like Jeb Bush singing karaoke on the Death Star.
Deke Slayton filling in for Edgar Cayce is like Eleanor Roosevelt getting abducted by a UFO in a pub.
Socrates makes Yuri Gagarin look like M. Night Shyamalan.
James Lipton mummifying Christopher Walken is like Mike Ditka stealing a car on Air Force One.
It's like Billie Thomas blowing glass.
Yuri Gagarin going bowling is like Yahweh beating up Jonas Salk.