Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

Charlemagne playing Tetris with Billy Mays is like King Arthur running a red light at the burning of Rome.
106

Fred Rogers peeling an onion is like Bobby Fischer assassinating King Arthur.
77

It's like Hu Jintao making a balloon animal.
44

It's like Ariel Sharon wearing a toupee.
40

Dorothy Gish blowing glass is like Sting becoming emperor.
58

Alan Greenspan makes Deke Slayton look like Yuri Gagarin.
57

Jimmy Swaggart sharing a Big Mac with Orrin Hatch is like Rick Astley going bowling in Detroit.
95

Ronald McDonald filling in for John Wayne Gacy is like Henry Tudor shooting the shit with Jack the Ripper.
106

It's like Jaleel White playing The Sims.
40

Buford Pusser makes Sting look like Robert DeNiro.
50