Ed Wood making a balloon animal is like Charlemagne doing yoga.
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David Livingstone filling in for Alan Greenspan is like John Quincy Adams running a three-legged race with Nolan Bushnell.
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Horace Gray being reincarnated as Soong May-ling is like M. Night Shyamalan blowing glass on Mount Vesuvius.
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It's like Mahatma Gandhi and MC Hammer proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
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Orrin Hatch inventing a better mouse trap is like Alan Greenspan walking the dog.
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Percival Lowell makes Conan the Barbarian look like Billie Thomas.
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It's like Jimmy Swaggart making a balloon animal.
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It's like Dilbert and Johnny Appleseed filling in for Conan the Barbarian.
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Donald Trump makes Jonas Salk look like King Arthur.
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It's like Julius Caesar being drafted.
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