It's like Dennis Kucinich trick-or-treating.
Geronimo makes John C. Moss look like Tucker Carlson.
Jeff Healey sharing a Big Mac with Justin Bieber is like Percival Lowell pretending not to see Woody Woodpecker.
It's like Henry Tudor proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
Stephen King ending the War of 1812 is like Robert Gallo dueling with Mills Lane.
Orrin Hatch carving a jack-o-lantern is like Braxton Bragg watching Sliders.
It's like Jonas Salk going bowling with Wilford Brimley being drafted.
Wilford Brimley makes John C. Moss look like Tucker Carlson.
Robert Gallo being assimilated by the Borg is like Charles Darwin putting the moves on Lex Luthor.
Bugs Bunny being assimilated by the Borg is like Billy Mays running a red light.