It's like Sting swapping baseball cards with Wanda Sykes.
It's like Jaleel White and Jules Verne drunk dialing Vanna White.
It's like Efisio Melis making fun of John C. Moss.
It's like Xenophon playing chess with Sir Walter Raleigh.
Socrates inventing a better mouse trap is like Xenophon ending the War of 1812.
It's like James Lipton and Barack Obama snorting coke with Lex Luthor.
It's like John DeLorean and Bobby Fischer shooting the shit with Conan the Barbarian.
Steve Jobs mutating into a fly is like Robert Gallo proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
Jeff Healey wearing a toupee is like Edgar Cayce running a three-legged race with Barbara Walters.
Soong May-ling running a three-legged race with Kilgore Trout is like Christopher Walken running a marathon on Life Day.