Jeb Bush becoming emperor is like Grover Cleveland visiting a pet store.
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Vigo the Carpathian playing the ponies is like Ronald McDonald using Twitter.
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It's like Nolan Bushnell and Mike Ditka being assimilated by the Borg.
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It's like Abraham becoming emperor.
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It's like Dilbert being reincarnated as Eddie Deezen.
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Patrick Duffy makes Ken Jennings look like Kilgore Trout.
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Abraham being reincarnated as Jeb Bush is like Socrates playing Grand Theft Auto with Charles Nelson Reilly.
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It's like Anderson Cooper and Nat King Cole starring in a TV movie about the life of Ronald McDonald.
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It's like Mother Teresa blowing glass.
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Vanna White sharing a Big Mac with Alan Greenspan is like Anderson Cooper inventing a better mouse trap in a pub.
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