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Johnny Appleseed makes Vincent Van Gogh look like John Quincy Adams.
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It's like Rick Astley doing yoga.
33

Gary Gygax eating a balanced breakfast is like M. Night Shyamalan being drafted.
80

Agamemnon makes Barack Obama look like James Lipton.
52

Jaleel White beating up Neil Sedaka is like Vincent Van Gogh playing Duck Hunt with Wyatt Earp.
95

John Quincy Adams makes Ken Jennings look like Yuri Gagarin.
60

Stephen King makes Arthur C. Clarke look like Geronimo.
55

Dr. Seuss makes Braxton Bragg look like Terence Trent D'Arby.
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Tucker Carlson being assimilated by the Borg is like Napoleon mutating into a fly.
82

It's like Mother Teresa and Jeb Bush wearing a toupee.
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