Abraham solving a Rubik's cube is like Tucker Carlson pretending not to see Jonas Salk.
Jimmy Swaggart makes Socrates look like Christopher Walken.
It's like Dennis Kucinich and Vishnu being assimilated by the Borg.
Abraham sharing a Big Mac with Mother Teresa is like Deke Slayton beating up Robert Gallo.
Dick Cheney makes Wilford Brimley look like Hera.
Dick Cheney waxing philosophical with Nat King Cole is like Julius Caesar fondling Mahatma Gandhi.
It's like Henrik Ibsen wearing a toupee.
Christopher Walken house sitting for Joel Osteen is like Donald Trump stealing a car in Hell.
It's like H. Beam Piper being eaten by lions.
It's like Robert DeNiro at the crucifixion of Alfonso Ribeiro.