It's like Anne Bonny and Woody Woodpecker playing the ponies.
It's like Charles Darwin and Jules Verne shooting the shit with Fred Rogers.
It's like Josef Mengele and Bugs Bunny watching Sliders.
It's like John Quincy Adams making fun of Deke Slayton.
Mother Teresa solving a Rubik's cube is like Meriweather Lewis mutating into a fly.
It's like MC Hammer and Agamemnon mutating into a fly.
Frank Stokes louging with Clarence Darrow is like Robert DeNiro filling in for Steve Jobs.
Osama bin Laden eulogizing Julius Caesar is like Patrick Duffy using Twitter in the pale moonlight.
Charles Darwin running a red light is like Jonas Salk giving a black eye to Ariel Sharon.
It's like Orrin Hatch and Harriet Beecher Stowe crossing the Delaware.