Samuel Clemens singing karaoke is like Percival Lowell running a three-legged race with Agamemnon.
98
It's like Billy Mays carving a jack-o-lantern.
46
Harriet Beecher Stowe solving a Rubik's cube is like Sir Walter Raleigh drunk dialing Neil Sedaka.
98
It's like James Lipton playing the ponies.
42
It's like Dr. Seuss snorting coke with Harriet Beecher Stowe.
61
It's like Yuri Gagarin mummifying Clarence Darrow.
50
Jaleel White solving a Rubik's cube is like Abraham at the crucifixion of John Wayne Gacy.
90
Justin Bieber getting abducted by a UFO is like Madame de Pompadour solving a Rubik's cube.
91
It's like Conan the Barbarian and Dorothy Gish watching Sliders.
64
It's like Orrin Hatch carving a jack-o-lantern.
47