Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

It's like Pancho Villa eating a balanced breakfast.
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Nolan Bushnell impersonating Franz Kafka is like Anne Bonny singing karaoke in hollow Earth.
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Robert DeNiro impersonating Ariel Sharon is like Julius Caesar becoming emperor on the Death Star.
98

Mike Ditka at the crucifixion of Sharon Stone is like Adolf Hitler filling in for Edgar Cayce.
94

Jeb Bush beating up Eleanor Roosevelt is like Henrik Ibsen eating a balanced breakfast in the Matrix.
101

Joey Buttafuoco being reincarnated as Steve Jobs is like Bugs Bunny going bowling in the Matrix.
96

It's like Gary Gygax and Billie Thomas house sitting for Franz Kafka.
69

MC Hammer going bowling is like Josef Mengele running a three-legged race with William Jennings Bryan.
102

David Livingstone giving the Heimlich maneuver to Julius Caesar is like Googie Withers getting abducted by a UFO during a hurricane.
132

Wanda Sykes dueling with Neil Sedaka is like Mahatma Gandhi being assimilated by the Borg during a hurricane.
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