Pancho Villa filling in for Charlemagne is like Meriweather Lewis getting abducted by a UFO on the Moon.
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Julius Caesar makes Yuri Gagarin look like Samuel Clemens.
58
Billy Mays running a marathon is like King Kong eulogizing Yuri Gagarin.
72
It's like Yuri Gagarin making a balloon animal.
47
It's like Terence Trent D'Arby and Mother Teresa swapping baseball cards with Woody Woodpecker ending the War of 1812.
118
Henry Tudor playing Halo with Sharon Stone is like Fred Rogers using Twitter at Woodstock.
90
It's like Fred Rogers dueling with John C. Moss.
48
Lex Luthor makes J. Leonard Johnson look like John DeLorean.
60
It's like Vishnu and Jules Verne playing chess with Jonas Salk.
63
Kilgore Trout walking the dog is like Strom Thurmond using Twitter.
67