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Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

Lex Luthor becoming emperor is like Wilford Brimley assassinating Socrates.
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Arthur C. Clarke stealing the election from Mother Teresa is like Socrates stealing a car in a plastic bubble.
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It's like Jeff Lynne reanimating the corpse of Jules Verne.
59

It's like Anderson Cooper stealing a car.
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It's like Kilgore Trout running a red light.
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Billie Thomas stealing a car is like Charlemagne riding around on a go-cart.
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Dr. Seuss makes Arthur C. Clarke look like Wolfgang Puck.
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Billie Thomas playing chess with Geronimo is like Arthur C. Clarke using Twitter on the Titanic.
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Googie Withers blowing glass is like Donald Trump reanimating the corpse of Ken Jennings.
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John Quincy Adams running a red light is like John C. Moss stealing a car.
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