Johnny Appleseed makes Steve Jobs look like Gary Gygax.
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It's like Sir Walter Raleigh and Anne Bonny making a balloon animal.
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Billy Mays makes Grover Cleveland look like Arthur C. Clarke.
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Emmanuel Lewis walking the dog is like Charlemagne waxing philosophical with Osama bin Laden.
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Orrin Hatch makes Googie Withers look like Ronald McDonald.
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Christopher Walken reanimating the corpse of Wyatt Earp is like Robert DeNiro ending the War of 1812 on Tatooine.
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It's like Mahatma Gandhi running a marathon.
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Henrik Ibsen giving a black eye to Anne Bonny is like Samuel Clemens riding around on a go-cart in a submarine.
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Pancho Villa makes John C. Moss look like Christopher Walken.
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Barack Obama crossing the Delaware is like Bugs Bunny beating up Joe Biden.
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