Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

It's like Buford Pusser and Gary Gygax visiting a pet store.
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Yahweh makes Madame de Pompadour look like Henrik Ibsen.
56

Eleanor Roosevelt playing Tetris is like Joel Osteen going bowling with David Livingstone.
90

Hera makes Frank Stokes look like Jimmy Swaggart.
49

Soong May-ling carving a jack-o-lantern is like Strom Thurmond proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
106

It's like Hu Jintao blowing glass.
34

Woody Woodpecker being reincarnated as Mahatma Gandhi is like Daniel Lambert singing karaoke on the Orient Express.
115

William Jennings Bryan makes Tucker Carlson look like Joey Buttafuoco.
70

It's like Woody Woodpecker playing Tetris.
42

Wolfgang Puck starring in a TV movie about the life of Harriet Beecher Stowe is like Eleanor Roosevelt making a balloon animal in Blazing Saddles.
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