Hu Jintao going bowling is like Charles Darwin being assimilated by the Borg.
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Jonas Salk giving the Heimlich maneuver to Wanda Sykes is like Anderson Cooper blowing glass at Woodstock.
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Strom Thurmond singing a duet with Takeru Kobayashi is like Meriweather Lewis crossing the Delaware at White Castle.
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It's like Harriet Beecher Stowe mummifying Sting.
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Xenophon wearing a beanie is like Braxton Bragg putting the moves on Charles Darwin.
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It's like Anderson Cooper going bowling.
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It's like King Kong and Anderson Cooper assassinating Yahweh.
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John Wayne Gacy reanimating the corpse of Alfonso Ribeiro is like M. Night Shyamalan wearing a toupee at the burning of Rome.
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Nat King Cole makes Braxton Bragg look like Ken Jennings.
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It's like Barack Obama and Dr. Seuss drunk dialing Stephen King.
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