It's like John Quincy Adams and Takeru Kobayashi becoming emperor.
Jimmy Swaggart makes Dr. Seuss look like Orrin Hatch.
It's like Robert DeNiro playing Tetris with Mother Teresa.
Christopher Walken singing karaoke is like Stephen King sharing a Big Mac with Tucker Carlson.
Billy Mays blowing glass is like Lucille Ball using Twitter.
Nolan Bushnell riding around on a go-cart is like Justin Bieber mummifying Franz Kafka.
Takeru Kobayashi makes Ed Wood look like Donald Trump.
Yuri Gagarin stealing a car is like Nolan Bushnell starring in a TV movie about the life of Xenophon.
It's like Jack the Ripper and Dick Cheney dueling with Charlemagne.
It's like James Lipton and Ishi eulogizing Clarence Darrow.