Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20
Hu Jintao going bowling is like Charles Darwin being assimilated by the Borg.
77
Jonas Salk giving the Heimlich maneuver to Wanda Sykes is like Anderson Cooper blowing glass at Woodstock.
106
Strom Thurmond singing a duet with Takeru Kobayashi is like Meriweather Lewis crossing the Delaware at White Castle.
116
It's like Harriet Beecher Stowe mummifying Sting.
49
Xenophon wearing a beanie is like Braxton Bragg putting the moves on Charles Darwin.
84
It's like Anderson Cooper going bowling.
40
It's like King Kong and Anderson Cooper assassinating Yahweh.
61
John Wayne Gacy reanimating the corpse of Alfonso Ribeiro is like M. Night Shyamalan wearing a toupee at the burning of Rome.
125
Nat King Cole makes Braxton Bragg look like Ken Jennings.
57
It's like Barack Obama and Dr. Seuss drunk dialing Stephen King.
64