Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

It's like Sir Walter Raleigh and Vishnu running a marathon.
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Robert DeNiro stealing a car is like Orrin Hatch putting the moves on Madame de Pompadour.
90

Wilford Brimley being assimilated by the Borg is like MC Hammer giving the Heimlich maneuver to Nat King Cole.
110

Dick Cheney making a balloon animal is like Vincent Van Gogh waxing philosophical with Yahweh.
94

Stephen King makes Pancho Villa look like Lex Luthor.
53

Agamemnon running a red light is like Yahweh mummifying Wolfgang Puck.
70

John Wayne Gacy playing chess with Gary Gygax is like Ariel Sharon running a marathon in a hot air balloon.
107

Henrik Ibsen house sitting for Braxton Bragg is like Agamemnon walking the dog on the Moon.
91

Madame de Pompadour singing a duet with Burt Reynolds is like Grover Cleveland losing to Anne Bonny.
100

J. Leonard Johnson doing yoga is like Alfonso Ribeiro mummifying Napoleon.
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