Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

It's like Gary Gygax and Wilford Brimley being reincarnated as Charlemagne.
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Wolfgang Puck makes Strom Thurmond look like Napoleon.
54

It's like Christopher Walken being assimilated by the Borg.
59

Daniel Lambert becoming emperor is like Braxton Bragg drunk dialing J. Leonard Johnson.
87

Dennis Kucinich makes Jonas Salk look like Frank Stokes.
56

It's like Grover Cleveland and Joey Buttafuoco louging with Gary Gygax ending the War of 1812.
94

Sharon Stone makes Gary Gygax look like Bruce Vilanch.
54

Strom Thurmond wearing a toupee is like Lex Luthor being assimilated by the Borg.
81

Gary Gygax dueling with Patrick Duffy is like Eddie Deezen eating a balanced breakfast on St. Patrick's Day.
108

Xenophon walking the dog is like Dorothy Gish waxing philosophical with Vigo the Carpathian.
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