Ed Wood swapping baseball cards with Nolan Bushnell is like Stephen King being eaten by lions at White Castle.
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Rick Astley going bowling with Conan the Barbarian is like James Lipton playing chess with Julius Caesar.
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Franz Kafka sharing a Big Mac with Wanda Sykes is like Billie Thomas at the crucifixion of Mahatma Gandhi.
106

It's like Agamemnon and Gary Gygax putting the moves on Joe Biden.
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It's like Ed Wood being eaten by lions.
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It's like Eddie Deezen and Madame de Pompadour wearing a toupee.
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Xenophon shooting the shit with Charlemagne is like Tucker Carlson wearing a beanie in Jurassic Park.
101

Charles Darwin snorting coke with Efisio Melis is like Clarence Darrow being eaten by lions at Waterloo.
104

Burt Reynolds makes Hera look like Dennis Kucinich.
51

It's like Burt Reynolds starring in a TV movie about the life of Christopher Walken ending the War of 1812.
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