Osama bin Laden makes Joel Osteen look like Abraham.
Eleanor Roosevelt being eaten by lions is like MC Hammer giving the Heimlich maneuver to Steve Jobs.
It's like Ronald McDonald swapping baseball cards with Joe Biden.
Joey Buttafuoco stealing a car is like Alan Greenspan solving a Rubik's cube.
Nolan Bushnell makes Jonas Salk look like Osama bin Laden.
It's like Eleanor Roosevelt and Joe Biden stealing the election from Alan Greenspan.
Jimmy Swaggart inventing a better mouse trap is like Buford Pusser eulogizing Dorothy Gish.
It's like Hera and Agamemnon riding around on a go-cart.
Clarence Darrow putting the moves on Geronimo is like Bobby Fischer ending the War of 1812 on Air Force One.
Napoleon filling in for Frank Stokes is like Vishnu wearing a beanie during a hurricane.