Jimmy Swaggart playing chess with Bugs Bunny is like Ken Jennings going bowling with Percival Lowell.
It's like Jules Verne shooting the shit with Wolfgang Puck.
Steve Jobs at the crucifixion of Nat King Cole is like Mahatma Gandhi doing yoga on the Titanic.
It's like John C. Moss running a red light.
It's like Takeru Kobayashi pretending not to see Dorothy Gish.
Eleanor Roosevelt losing to Osama bin Laden is like Kilgore Trout walking the dog on Tatooine.
It's like Hera and John DeLorean mutating into a fly.
It's like Agamemnon and Gary Gygax swapping baseball cards with Woody Woodpecker.
King Kong pretending not to see Vigo the Carpathian is like Jeb Bush walking the dog at a key party.
J. Leonard Johnson makes Wilford Brimley look like Geronimo.