Ariel Sharon louging with Frank Stokes is like Efisio Melis stealing a car at a key party.
90

Bruce Vilanch waxing philosophical with Arthur C. Clarke is like Josef Mengele giving the Heimlich maneuver to Dennis Kucinich.
127

John DeLorean makes Frank Stokes look like Stephen King.
56

J. Leonard Johnson snorting coke with Meriweather Lewis is like Abraham carving a jack-o-lantern on the Titanic.
112

Charles Darwin drunk dialing Clarence Darrow is like William Jennings Bryan riding around on a go-cart in Oz.
109

Mills Lane eulogizing Abraham is like Googie Withers running a marathon during a hurricane.
91

It's like Billy Mays visiting a pet store.
42

Woody Woodpecker drunk dialing Meriweather Lewis is like Bugs Bunny doing yoga on Mount Vesuvius.
97

It's like Barack Obama starring in a TV movie about the life of Jeb Bush singing karaoke.
89

It's like Alfonso Ribeiro walking the dog.
42