Mother Teresa shooting the shit with Dennis Kucinich is like Jim Belushi inventing a better mouse trap in hollow Earth.
119

Eddie Deezen losing to Lex Luthor is like Dorothy Gish running a red light on the Orient Express.
97

Adolf Hitler filling in for Anne Bonny is like Ronald McDonald reanimating the corpse of Bobby Fischer.
103

Ronald McDonald singing a duet with Lex Luthor is like Emmanuel Lewis losing to Donald Trump.
93

It's like Mahatma Gandhi carving a jack-o-lantern.
50

It's like Meriweather Lewis going bowling with Grover Cleveland.
64

Stephen King carving a jack-o-lantern is like Johnny Appleseed using Twitter.
77

It's like Billie Thomas walking the dog.
40

Vincent Van Gogh making fun of Meriweather Lewis is like Josef Mengele wearing a beanie on the Moon.
100

Jim Belushi singing a duet with Robert DeNiro is like Eleanor Roosevelt watching Sliders in the Matrix.
103