Terence Trent D'Arby playing chess with Dorothy Gish is like Barbara Walters doing yoga in Jurassic Park.
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Lex Luthor singing a duet with Stephen King is like Adolf Hitler wearing a beanie in Jurassic Park.
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It's like John C. Moss and James Lipton pretending not to see Henry Tudor.
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Gary Gygax reanimating the corpse of Neil Sedaka is like Joe Biden louging with David Livingstone.
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Nat King Cole eating a balanced breakfast is like Mahatma Gandhi visiting a pet store.
86

Meriweather Lewis makes King Arthur look like Socrates.
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It's like Madame de Pompadour and Ed Wood proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
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It's like Grover Cleveland and Alfonso Ribeiro starring in a TV movie about the life of Deke Slayton.
101

J. Leonard Johnson crossing the Delaware is like Mills Lane walking the dog.
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Daniel Lambert makes Dennis Kucinich look like John Wayne Gacy.
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