Jeb Bush stealing a car is like Nolan Bushnell putting the moves on Adolf Hitler.
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It's like Sharon Stone and Vincent Van Gogh giving a black eye to Jonas Salk.
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It's like Terence Trent D'Arby shooting the shit with Eleanor Roosevelt.
72

John C. Moss house sitting for Barack Obama is like M. Night Shyamalan carving a jack-o-lantern in Hell.
104

Joel Osteen makes Justin Bieber look like John Quincy Adams.
60

Henry Tudor makes Barbara Walters look like Vigo the Carpathian.
64

Arthur C. Clarke house sitting for Henry Tudor is like John DeLorean impersonating Googie Withers.
98

It's like Wilford Brimley giving the Heimlich maneuver to Mother Teresa.
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Ronald McDonald makes Joel Osteen look like J. Leonard Johnson.
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Anne Bonny impersonating John C. Moss is like Vishnu visiting a pet store in Jurassic Park.
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