It's like Mother Teresa being eaten by lions.
45

Jeff Lynne pretending not to see Stephen King is like Kilgore Trout solving a Rubik's cube at Woodstock.
104

Joel Osteen getting abducted by a UFO is like Julius Caesar riding around on a go-cart.
87

It's like Jonas Salk drunk dialing Hu Jintao.
45

John C. Moss shooting the shit with James Lipton is like Hu Jintao making a balloon animal in the Astrodome.
108

It's like Jack the Ripper crossing the Delaware.
48

Josef Mengele stealing the election from John Wayne Gacy is like M. Night Shyamalan visiting a pet store in Detroit.
116

Alfonso Ribeiro makes Bruce Vilanch look like Arthur C. Clarke.
63

Mahatma Gandhi makes Geronimo look like Meriweather Lewis.
58

Joel Osteen playing chess with Justin Bieber is like Takeru Kobayashi peeling an onion in Detroit.
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