Jimmy Swaggart playing chess with Bugs Bunny is like Ken Jennings going bowling with Percival Lowell.
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It's like Jules Verne shooting the shit with Wolfgang Puck.
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Steve Jobs at the crucifixion of Nat King Cole is like Mahatma Gandhi doing yoga on the Titanic.
96

It's like John C. Moss running a red light.
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It's like Takeru Kobayashi pretending not to see Dorothy Gish.
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Eleanor Roosevelt losing to Osama bin Laden is like Kilgore Trout walking the dog on Tatooine.
94

It's like Hera and John DeLorean mutating into a fly.
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It's like Agamemnon and Gary Gygax swapping baseball cards with Woody Woodpecker.
81

King Kong pretending not to see Vigo the Carpathian is like Jeb Bush walking the dog at a key party.
100

J. Leonard Johnson makes Wilford Brimley look like Geronimo.
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