It's like William Jennings Bryan and Nolan Bushnell doing yoga.
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Daniel Lambert makes Eleanor Roosevelt look like Bruce Vilanch.
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It's like Googie Withers and Wilford Brimley losing to Percival Lowell.
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Joey Buttafuoco makes Clarence Darrow look like Samuel Clemens.
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It's like Bobby Fischer putting the moves on Conan the Barbarian.
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It's like Jaleel White and Vishnu shooting the shit with Frank Stokes.
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It's like Geronimo starring in a TV movie about the life of Wilford Brimley crossing the Delaware.
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Ariel Sharon playing chess with Agamemnon is like Billy Mays singing a duet with Vigo the Carpathian.
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Clarence Darrow sharing a Big Mac with Yuri Gagarin is like Henry Tudor singing karaoke in the Old West.
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It's like J. Leonard Johnson playing chess with Madame de Pompadour.
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