Ariel Sharon impersonating Agamemnon is like Strom Thurmond walking the dog in a hot air balloon.
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Jack the Ripper putting the moves on Lucille Ball is like Ishi inventing a better mouse trap in a pub.
102

Dr. Seuss makes J. Leonard Johnson look like Lucille Ball.
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Xenophon reanimating the corpse of Efisio Melis is like Christopher Walken mutating into a fly on the Death Star.
113

It's like Justin Bieber visiting a pet store.
45

Geronimo running a three-legged race with Joe Biden is like Barbara Walters blowing glass in a pub.
99

Madame de Pompadour pretending not to see Frank Stokes is like Wanda Sykes proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman in the Matrix.
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Dr. Seuss sharing a Big Mac with Dorothy Gish is like Mother Teresa running a marathon in a submarine.
102

Jules Verne fondling Vigo the Carpathian is like Terence Trent D'Arby inventing a better mouse trap in Jurassic Park.
117

Bugs Bunny at the crucifixion of Lucille Ball is like Meriweather Lewis wearing a beanie on the Moon.
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