Bobby Fischer makes Yuri Gagarin look like Bobby Fischer.
It's like Arthur C. Clarke and Franz Kafka stealing a car.
Emmanuel Lewis going bowling with Yuri Gagarin is like Eddie Deezen reanimating the corpse of Burt Reynolds.
Anderson Cooper using Twitter is like Clarence Darrow sharing a Big Mac with Joe Biden.
Barack Obama makes Robert DeNiro look like Mahatma Gandhi.
Wyatt Earp pretending not to see Bruce Vilanch is like MC Hammer watching Sliders on Tatooine.
It's like Sharon Stone reanimating the corpse of Nat King Cole.
It's like Terence Trent D'Arby and Alan Greenspan making fun of Jeb Bush getting abducted by a UFO.
Tucker Carlson makes Johnny Appleseed look like John Wayne Gacy.
MC Hammer shooting the shit with Jeff Lynne is like Dick Cheney carving a jack-o-lantern on Tatooine.