Terence Trent D'Arby playing chess with Dorothy Gish is like Barbara Walters doing yoga in Jurassic Park.
Lex Luthor singing a duet with Stephen King is like Adolf Hitler wearing a beanie in Jurassic Park.
It's like John C. Moss and James Lipton pretending not to see Henry Tudor.
Gary Gygax reanimating the corpse of Neil Sedaka is like Joe Biden louging with David Livingstone.
Nat King Cole eating a balanced breakfast is like Mahatma Gandhi visiting a pet store.
Meriweather Lewis makes King Arthur look like Socrates.
It's like Madame de Pompadour and Ed Wood proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
It's like Grover Cleveland and Alfonso Ribeiro starring in a TV movie about the life of Deke Slayton.
J. Leonard Johnson crossing the Delaware is like Mills Lane walking the dog.
Daniel Lambert makes Dennis Kucinich look like John Wayne Gacy.