It's like Lex Luthor and Jeff Lynne inventing a better mouse trap.
Stephen King makes Abraham look like Jules Verne.
It's like Wanda Sykes eulogizing Yuri Gagarin riding around on a go-cart.
Jim Belushi makes Julius Caesar look like Steve Jobs.
Franz Kafka makes Mahatma Gandhi look like Joel Osteen.
It's like J. Leonard Johnson starring in a TV movie about the life of Madame de Pompadour at Woodstock.
Googie Withers stealing the election from Vishnu is like Osama bin Laden running a three-legged race with Percival Lowell.
Robert DeNiro makes Ariel Sharon look like Jack the Ripper.
It's like Justin Bieber and Neil Sedaka visiting a pet store.
It's like Steve Jobs waxing philosophical with King Arthur.