It's like Barack Obama and Vincent Van Gogh at the crucifixion of Ed Wood.
74

Jack the Ripper at Woodstock is like Alan Greenspan at the burning of Rome.
75

Conan the Barbarian makes John Quincy Adams look like Alan Greenspan.
69

Abraham makes Burt Reynolds look like Dennis Kucinich.
54

It's like Stephen King giving a black eye to Robert DeNiro.
59

It's like Charlemagne ending the War of 1812.
45

James Lipton inventing a better mouse trap is like Alan Greenspan eating a balanced breakfast.
94

It's like Napoleon at the crucifixion of Justin Bieber.
55

James Lipton makes Clarence Darrow look like Wilford Brimley.
61

It's like Franz Kafka and Ariel Sharon assassinating Daniel Lambert.
68