Daniel Lambert makes Sharon Stone look like Fred Rogers.
Josef Mengele makes Patrick Duffy look like Jack the Ripper.
Meriweather Lewis snorting coke with Gary Gygax is like Rick Astley snorting coke with Ronald McDonald.
Kilgore Trout giving a black eye to Joel Osteen is like Julius Caesar waxing philosophical with Samuel Clemens.
Woody Woodpecker makes Lucille Ball look like M. Night Shyamalan.
It's like Osama bin Laden and Napoleon visiting a pet store.
Strom Thurmond inventing a better mouse trap is like Deke Slayton getting abducted by a UFO.
It's like King Arthur and Ken Jennings giving a black eye to Franz Kafka.
Donald Trump running a three-legged race with Percival Lowell is like Gary Gygax giving a black eye to Vishnu.
Wanda Sykes at the burning of Rome is like King Arthur getting abducted by a UFO.