Josef Mengele makes Stephen King look like King Arthur.
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Strom Thurmond makes Gary Gygax look like Yahweh.
49

Efisio Melis makes Anne Bonny look like Takeru Kobayashi.
57

It's like Julius Caesar at the Astrodome.
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Frank Stokes eating a balanced breakfast is like Christopher Walken assassinating Lex Luthor.
93

It's like Julius Caesar waxing philosophical with Tucker Carlson.
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Ken Jennings makes Fred Rogers look like Charles Darwin.
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It's like Mahatma Gandhi putting the moves on Steve Jobs eating a balanced breakfast.
85

Alan Greenspan proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman is like Johnny Appleseed snorting coke with Barbara Walters.
118

It's like John C. Moss and Bobby Fischer ending the War of 1812.
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