It's like Osama bin Laden and Dr. Seuss at the crucifixion of Abraham.
70

It's like Johnny Appleseed and Alan Greenspan crossing the Delaware.
68

It's like Yahweh getting abducted by a UFO.
43

Neil Sedaka at Woodstock is like Sharon Stone giving the Heimlich maneuver to Socrates.
87

It's like Josef Mengele inventing a better mouse trap.
54

It's like Frank Stokes and Jack the Ripper running a three-legged race with Bugs Bunny.
87

It's like Eddie Deezen starring in a TV movie about the life of Johnny Appleseed getting abducted by a UFO.
107

Nat King Cole swapping baseball cards with Samuel Clemens is like Woody Woodpecker playing chess with Meriweather Lewis.
120

Googie Withers makes Kilgore Trout look like Vishnu.
52

It's like Christopher Walken and Jack the Ripper at the Astrodome.
66