It's like Lex Luthor and Jeff Lynne inventing a better mouse trap.
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Stephen King makes Abraham look like Jules Verne.
49

It's like Wanda Sykes eulogizing Yuri Gagarin riding around on a go-cart.
73

Jim Belushi makes Julius Caesar look like Steve Jobs.
53

Franz Kafka makes Mahatma Gandhi look like Joel Osteen.
55

It's like J. Leonard Johnson starring in a TV movie about the life of Madame de Pompadour at Woodstock.
103

Googie Withers stealing the election from Vishnu is like Osama bin Laden running a three-legged race with Percival Lowell.
122

Robert DeNiro makes Ariel Sharon look like Jack the Ripper.
59

It's like Justin Bieber and Neil Sedaka visiting a pet store.
61

It's like Steve Jobs waxing philosophical with King Arthur.
59