Deke Slayton makes Johnny Appleseed look like M. Night Shyamalan.
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John Wayne Gacy makes M. Night Shyamalan look like Yahweh.
58

It's like Anne Bonny at the crucifixion of Conan the Barbarian.
63

It's like Bobby Fischer eating a balanced breakfast.
52

It's like Wilford Brimley getting abducted by a UFO.
52

Rick Astley snorting coke with Stephen King is like Mahatma Gandhi snorting coke with Deke Slayton.
99

Ariel Sharon at the Astrodome is like Christopher Walken riding around on a go-cart.
84

Josef Mengele proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman is like Bobby Fischer inventing a better mouse trap.
109

Dick Cheney at the burning of Rome is like Yuri Gagarin riding around on a go-cart.
83

Strom Thurmond inventing a better mouse trap is like Conan the Barbarian getting abducted by a UFO.
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