John Quincy Adams makes Agamemnon look like Wilford Brimley.
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Alan Greenspan waxing philosophical with Sharon Stone is like Mother Teresa putting the moves on Johnny Appleseed.
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It's like Wolfgang Puck and Joe Biden ending the War of 1812.
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Osama bin Laden assassinating Efisio Melis is like Steve Jobs going bowling with Robert DeNiro.
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Julius Caesar inventing a better mouse trap is like Julius Caesar inventing a better mouse trap.
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Wilford Brimley waxing philosophical with Dennis Kucinich is like Jack the Ripper eulogizing Sharon Stone.
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Bugs Bunny stealing the election from Frank Stokes is like Bobby Fischer giving the Heimlich maneuver to Adolf Hitler.
118

King Kong makes Neil Sedaka look like Josef Mengele.
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Charles Darwin singing karaoke is like M. Night Shyamalan waxing philosophical with Abraham.
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Vishnu at Woodstock is like Henry Tudor sharing a Big Mac with Soong May-ling.
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