Emmanuel Lewis makes Woody Woodpecker look like Edgar Cayce.
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It's like Conan the Barbarian assassinating James Lipton.
57

It's like Samuel Clemens and Bugs Bunny swapping baseball cards with Dick Cheney at the Astrodome.
98

It's like Barbara Walters playing chess with Ken Jennings getting abducted by a UFO.
84

Lex Luthor makes Ronald McDonald look like Geronimo.
52

Barack Obama starring in a TV movie about the life of Lucille Ball is like Bobby Fischer sharing a Big Mac with Jeb Bush.
121

It's like Yuri Gagarin getting abducted by a UFO.
49

Burt Reynolds eating a balanced breakfast is like Joel Osteen at Woodstock.
75

Ken Jennings getting abducted by a UFO is like Frank Stokes sharing a Big Mac with Emmanuel Lewis.
98

It's like Hu Jintao sharing a Big Mac with Percival Lowell.
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