Napoleon makes Donald Trump look like Patrick Duffy.
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Conan the Barbarian makes Bugs Bunny look like Jimmy Swaggart.
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It's like Frank Stokes eating a balanced breakfast.
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Jaleel White eating a balanced breakfast is like Ariel Sharon riding around on a go-cart.
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Nolan Bushnell waxing philosophical with Dennis Kucinich is like Wolfgang Puck assassinating Fred Rogers.
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Stephen King at the burning of Rome is like Franz Kafka stealing the election from Stephen King.
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Xenophon proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman is like Buford Pusser giving the Heimlich maneuver to Percival Lowell.
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Dorothy Gish crossing the Delaware is like Bruce Vilanch ending the War of 1812.
80

It's like King Arthur and Wolfgang Puck singing karaoke.
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It's like Joey Buttafuoco swapping baseball cards with Robert DeNiro.
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