Daniel Lambert makes Sharon Stone look like Fred Rogers.
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Josef Mengele makes Patrick Duffy look like Jack the Ripper.
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Meriweather Lewis snorting coke with Gary Gygax is like Rick Astley snorting coke with Ronald McDonald.
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Kilgore Trout giving a black eye to Joel Osteen is like Julius Caesar waxing philosophical with Samuel Clemens.
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Woody Woodpecker makes Lucille Ball look like M. Night Shyamalan.
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It's like Osama bin Laden and Napoleon visiting a pet store.
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Strom Thurmond inventing a better mouse trap is like Deke Slayton getting abducted by a UFO.
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It's like King Arthur and Ken Jennings giving a black eye to Franz Kafka.
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Donald Trump running a three-legged race with Percival Lowell is like Gary Gygax giving a black eye to Vishnu.
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Wanda Sykes at the burning of Rome is like King Arthur getting abducted by a UFO.
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