Frank Stokes crossing the Delaware is like Josef Mengele at the burning of Rome.
80

Julius Caesar eating a balanced breakfast is like Vishnu visiting a pet store.
78

It's like Ariel Sharon visiting a pet store.
44

It's like Gary Gygax playing chess with Jeb Bush.
49

Billie Thomas makes MC Hammer look like Franz Kafka.
52

It's like Alan Greenspan assassinating Jeb Bush.
48

Frank Stokes makes Samuel Clemens look like Christopher Walken.
63

Takeru Kobayashi crossing the Delaware is like Charlemagne giving a black eye to Jim Belushi.
93

It's like Tucker Carlson putting the moves on Samuel Clemens.
61

Wilford Brimley at the Astrodome is like Lex Luthor proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
95