It's like Frank Stokes getting abducted by a UFO.
Takeru Kobayashi proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman is like Stephen King at the burning of Rome.
Burt Reynolds visiting a pet store is like Anderson Cooper crossing the Delaware.
It's like Woody Woodpecker and Frank Stokes giving the Heimlich maneuver to Stephen King.
Hu Jintao ending the War of 1812 is like Neil Sedaka waxing philosophical with Osama bin Laden.
Lucille Ball assassinating Mills Lane is like Agamemnon playing chess with Clarence Darrow.
It's like Wanda Sykes and Yuri Gagarin giving a black eye to Clarence Darrow.
Conan the Barbarian playing chess with Mother Teresa is like Takeru Kobayashi sharing a Big Mac with Socrates.
It's like Charles Darwin playing chess with Hera crossing the Delaware.
It's like Alan Greenspan and Franz Kafka putting the moves on Joel Osteen.