It's like Conan the Barbarian and Jeb Bush assassinating Jeff Lynne.
68

It's like Jonas Salk and Agamemnon starring in a TV movie about the life of Dorothy Gish.
89

It's like Eddie Deezen starring in a TV movie about the life of Gary Gygax riding around on a go-cart.
102

It's like Christopher Walken sharing a Big Mac with Abraham.
60

It's like Bugs Bunny and Johnny Appleseed giving a black eye to Anne Bonny eating a balanced breakfast.
103

It's like Ken Jennings getting abducted by a UFO.
49

Clarence Darrow singing karaoke is like Rick Astley getting abducted by a UFO.
78

King Arthur makes Justin Bieber look like Strom Thurmond.
57

It's like Burt Reynolds and J. Leonard Johnson running a three-legged race with Burt Reynolds.
94

John Quincy Adams inventing a better mouse trap is like Bugs Bunny eating a balanced breakfast.
95