It's like Abraham and Buford Pusser assassinating Burt Reynolds.
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Osama bin Laden riding around on a go-cart is like Deke Slayton sharing a Big Mac with Robert DeNiro.
101

Jeff Lynne makes Frank Stokes look like King Arthur.
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It's like Googie Withers running a three-legged race with Joel Osteen.
70

It's like Lex Luthor and Fred Rogers going bowling with Fred Rogers.
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Joey Buttafuoco proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman is like Geronimo at the burning of Rome.
99

Abraham at Woodstock is like Dick Cheney at the crucifixion of Lucille Ball.
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John Wayne Gacy at the burning of Rome is like Mills Lane at the burning of Rome.
81

King Kong going bowling with Dorothy Gish is like Wilford Brimley assassinating Wanda Sykes.
92

Barbara Walters makes Joe Biden look like Julius Caesar.
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