Charles Darwin eating a balanced breakfast is like Socrates singing karaoke.
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Vincent Van Gogh running a three-legged race with Burt Reynolds is like Samuel Clemens sharing a Big Mac with Barack Obama.
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Dr. Seuss makes Hu Jintao look like Geronimo.
45

Lex Luthor at Woodstock is like Lex Luthor visiting a pet store.
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It's like Henry Tudor ending the War of 1812.
45

Burt Reynolds riding around on a go-cart is like Dr. Seuss sharing a Big Mac with Stephen King.
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It's like Stephen King and Vincent Van Gogh playing chess with Lex Luthor ending the War of 1812.
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Mother Teresa ending the War of 1812 is like J. Leonard Johnson visiting a pet store.
85

It's like Geronimo at the burning of Rome.
42

Lucille Ball makes Buford Pusser look like Vincent Van Gogh.
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