It's like Julius Caesar and Meriweather Lewis getting abducted by a UFO.
72

It's like John C. Moss snorting coke with Alfonso Ribeiro.
58

It's like Samuel Clemens and Anderson Cooper giving a black eye to Donald Trump.
80

It's like Henry Tudor visiting a pet store.
43

Bruce Vilanch makes King Arthur look like Barbara Walters.
58

Stephen King makes Strom Thurmond look like Frank Stokes.
57

Agamemnon makes Barbara Walters look like Woody Woodpecker.
59

It's like Geronimo and Osama bin Laden running a three-legged race with Alfonso Ribeiro.
88

Kilgore Trout ending the War of 1812 is like Dr. Seuss crossing the Delaware.
77

It's like Dr. Seuss and Ariel Sharon riding around on a go-cart.
64