It's like Napoleon inventing a better mouse trap.
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It's like Jules Verne snorting coke with Agamemnon.
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Fred Rogers makes Donald Trump look like Burt Reynolds.
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It's like Anderson Cooper and Fred Rogers riding around on a go-cart.
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It's like Dr. Seuss visiting a pet store.
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It's like Googie Withers at the burning of Rome.
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It's like Buford Pusser and Yuri Gagarin giving the Heimlich maneuver to Donald Trump.
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Joe Biden riding around on a go-cart is like Billie Thomas riding around on a go-cart.
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Hu Jintao getting abducted by a UFO is like Geronimo at Woodstock.
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It's like Barbara Walters and Dr. Seuss visiting a pet store.
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