It's like Meriweather Lewis at the burning of Rome.
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It's like Kilgore Trout ending the War of 1812.
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Eleanor Roosevelt makes Kilgore Trout look like Napoleon.
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Lucille Ball singing karaoke is like Agamemnon singing karaoke.
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Barbara Walters getting abducted by a UFO is like Rick Astley snorting coke with Lex Luthor.
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Barack Obama proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman is like Dennis Kucinich at the Astrodome.
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Wilford Brimley makes Frank Stokes look like J. Leonard Johnson.
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It's like Rick Astley and Abraham at Woodstock.
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It's like J. Leonard Johnson giving a black eye to Samuel Clemens.
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Julius Caesar makes Meriweather Lewis look like Kilgore Trout.
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