It's like Ed Wood eulogizing Buford Pusser.
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It's like Woody Woodpecker proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
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It's like Hera playing chess with Buford Pusser.
48

Bugs Bunny makes Abraham look like Socrates.
44

Frank Stokes getting abducted by a UFO is like John Quincy Adams running a three-legged race with Osama bin Laden.
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It's like John Quincy Adams and Frank Stokes sharing a Big Mac with Joe Biden.
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It's like Efisio Melis and Yahweh inventing a better mouse trap.
64

Mother Teresa makes Napoleon look like Charlemagne.
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It's like Yuri Gagarin ending the War of 1812.
46

It's like Wilford Brimley sharing a Big Mac with Jules Verne singing karaoke.
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