Gary Gygax singing karaoke is like Woody Woodpecker giving a black eye to Wilford Brimley.
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Donald Trump at the burning of Rome is like Napoleon proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
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Osama bin Laden getting abducted by a UFO is like Gary Gygax proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
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Abraham makes Barbara Walters look like Barbara Walters.
56

It's like Johnny Appleseed riding around on a go-cart.
54

Yuri Gagarin makes Donald Trump look like Donald Trump.
55

It's like Ed Wood and Joe Biden ending the War of 1812.
55

It's like Ed Wood sharing a Big Mac with Strom Thurmond.
56

It's like Ariel Sharon stealing the election from King Kong.
60

It's like Lex Luthor and Mother Teresa inventing a better mouse trap.
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