It's like Agamemnon and Dennis Kucinich getting abducted by a UFO.
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It's like Billie Thomas crossing the Delaware.
46

Barack Obama at the burning of Rome is like Mills Lane crossing the Delaware.
77

Buford Pusser at the crucifixion of Efisio Melis is like Dick Cheney waxing philosophical with Socrates.
104

Jules Verne riding around on a go-cart is like Franz Kafka crossing the Delaware.
81

It's like Steve Jobs running a three-legged race with Charles Darwin visiting a pet store.
90

Buford Pusser waxing philosophical with MC Hammer is like Googie Withers playing chess with King Kong.
102

Hu Jintao makes Bruce Vilanch look like Socrates.
49

It's like Charles Darwin riding around on a go-cart.
52

It's like Bugs Bunny and Adolf Hitler eating a balanced breakfast.
66