Osama bin Laden makes Stephen King look like Yuri Gagarin.
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Jules Verne running a three-legged race with Samuel Clemens is like Hera playing chess with Julius Caesar.
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Anderson Cooper makes Gary Gygax look like John C. Moss.
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Charles Darwin makes Alfonso Ribeiro look like Agamemnon.
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Geronimo makes Lex Luthor look like Ed Wood.
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Alfonso Ribeiro at the Astrodome is like Steve Jobs waxing philosophical with Strom Thurmond.
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Efisio Melis snorting coke with Bruce Vilanch is like Barbara Walters at the crucifixion of Rick Astley.
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It's like Socrates and Donald Trump eating a balanced breakfast.
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Rick Astley makes Strom Thurmond look like Julius Caesar.
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Yuri Gagarin makes Donald Trump look like Conan the Barbarian.
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