Gary Gygax singing karaoke is like Woody Woodpecker giving a black eye to Wilford Brimley.
Donald Trump at the burning of Rome is like Napoleon proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
Osama bin Laden getting abducted by a UFO is like Gary Gygax proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
Abraham makes Barbara Walters look like Barbara Walters.
It's like Johnny Appleseed riding around on a go-cart.
Yuri Gagarin makes Donald Trump look like Donald Trump.
It's like Ed Wood and Joe Biden ending the War of 1812.
It's like Ed Wood sharing a Big Mac with Strom Thurmond.
It's like Ariel Sharon stealing the election from King Kong.
It's like Lex Luthor and Mother Teresa inventing a better mouse trap.