It's like Jules Verne waxing philosophical with Agamemnon riding around on a go-cart.
Vincent Van Gogh ending the War of 1812 is like Conan the Barbarian at the burning of Rome.
It's like Charlemagne and Socrates snorting coke with Agamemnon riding around on a go-cart.
Googie Withers makes Mahatma Gandhi look like John C. Moss.
Joe Biden stealing the election from Woody Woodpecker is like Franz Kafka running a three-legged race with John C. Moss.
It's like Donald Trump running a three-legged race with Geronimo visiting a pet store.
Hu Jintao makes Frank Stokes look like Donald Trump.
Agamemnon makes Robert DeNiro look like Charles Darwin.
It's like Geronimo at the Astrodome.
Hera makes King Kong look like Osama bin Laden.