It's like Ed Wood eulogizing Buford Pusser.
It's like Woody Woodpecker proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
It's like Hera playing chess with Buford Pusser.
Bugs Bunny makes Abraham look like Socrates.
Frank Stokes getting abducted by a UFO is like John Quincy Adams running a three-legged race with Osama bin Laden.
It's like John Quincy Adams and Frank Stokes sharing a Big Mac with Joe Biden.
It's like Efisio Melis and Yahweh inventing a better mouse trap.
Mother Teresa makes Napoleon look like Charlemagne.
It's like Yuri Gagarin ending the War of 1812.
It's like Wilford Brimley sharing a Big Mac with Jules Verne singing karaoke.