Napoleon makes Anderson Cooper look like Frank Stokes.
54

Burt Reynolds swapping baseball cards with Efisio Melis is like Jules Verne stealing the election from Frank Stokes.
116

Hu Jintao makes Steve Jobs look like Henry Tudor.
49

It's like Lex Luthor playing chess with Osama bin Laden.
56

Napoleon ending the War of 1812 is like Lucille Ball waxing philosophical with Dick Cheney.
91

It's like Woody Woodpecker and Buford Pusser singing karaoke.
61

Robert DeNiro snorting coke with Samuel Clemens is like Strom Thurmond putting the moves on Billie Thomas.
106

It's like John Quincy Adams and John C. Moss proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
88

Geronimo makes Yuri Gagarin look like Franz Kafka.
50

It's like Conan the Barbarian and Jack the Ripper getting abducted by a UFO.
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