Gary Gygax proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman is like Ed Wood ending the War of 1812.
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It's like Jules Verne ending the War of 1812.
45

Samuel Clemens eating a balanced breakfast is like Agamemnon visiting a pet store.
82

Ariel Sharon at the Astrodome is like MC Hammer singing karaoke.
64

It's like Barack Obama and Lucille Ball playing chess with Efisio Melis.
72

Meriweather Lewis makes Gary Gygax look like Gary Gygax.
56

Kilgore Trout starring in a TV movie about the life of Julius Caesar is like Osama bin Laden assassinating Anderson Cooper.
123

Donald Trump getting abducted by a UFO is like Steve Jobs riding around on a go-cart.
85

Socrates makes Dick Cheney look like Anderson Cooper.
53

Eleanor Roosevelt at the burning of Rome is like King Arthur at the burning of Rome.
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