It's like Rick Astley and Lex Luthor running a three-legged race with Meriweather Lewis.
88

Vincent Van Gogh eating a balanced breakfast is like Billie Thomas giving the Heimlich maneuver to Julius Caesar.
113

It's like Hu Jintao giving a black eye to Buford Pusser.
56

It's like Gary Gygax singing karaoke.
37

It's like Meriweather Lewis riding around on a go-cart.
55

Ed Wood inventing a better mouse trap is like Fred Rogers getting abducted by a UFO.
84

It's like Fred Rogers going bowling with Conan the Barbarian.
61

It's like Anderson Cooper and Kilgore Trout snorting coke with Jack the Ripper.
79

Barbara Walters makes Charles Darwin look like Kilgore Trout.
61

Johnny Appleseed eating a balanced breakfast is like Abraham waxing philosophical with Osama bin Laden.
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