The Monster at the End of the Story?

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Reliably Fuzzy Spinny

Hello friend! Long time no see! It is I, reliably fuzzy Spinny. And once again I'm here to warn you that this story ends with a monster. Why would we want to walk into that? Just don't continue on in the story.

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. I should have known. I know this sort of trick didn't work before, but maybe you are not quite as strong as you were in your youth. I've nailed this page down so you can't go on.

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. OK, OK, I see you're still more powerful than I am. BUT I have put the next page behind a password lock. Surely you can't get through that.

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. You... you know Spinny's password? This is troubling.

OK, OK, I see you're still more powerful than I am. Let's not pit force against force. As a favor to me, will you please stop trying to get to the MONSTER at the end of the story?

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. I was afraid of that. I haven't been idle all this time either, friend! Take no offense, but I've put some thought into ways to avoid being forced into messing with monsters. We're no longer in the realm of straightforward physical books here. Which of these paths do you want to take?

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. Ack! You've taken the shortcut! This is where I placed my time machine that takes us directly to the end of the story!

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*Go back and take Path 2 instead

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. Tee hee hee. This time machine really takes us to the BEGINNING of the story.

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. There may be a monster at the end of this path, friend, but reliably fuzzy Spinny doesn't want to make it a pleasant choice to make. The next page is filled with angry bees! Is a monster at the end of the story so interesting that you will risk angry bees in the middle?

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*Go back and take Path 1 instead

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. Oh! Ouch! Bees! Stinging Spinny! Why... why can't they reach you! Oh, dear, I am starting to think lining the next page with thorns was a huge mistake.

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. Thorns! Thorns sticking in my body! But... you are unaffected friend? I guess while we are here together, we are also in different places. Please let us just get out of these thorns!

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. Ohh... poor Spinny still not feeling so good. But meeting a MONSTER at the end of the story would still be worse. I think you've walked into Spinny's trap, friend. You are in story prison!

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. Oho, it is not nice to be the one out of control, is it friend?

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. I'm sorry that this is necessary, but you have made your intentions clear.

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. Spinny will try to get some sleep. See you tomorrow.

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. OK, friend, a new day and a fresh start. We can let you out of there if you promise not to continue on to the end of the story and the MONSTER there.

*I can't promise that.

*I promise not to go to the end of the story.

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. Sorry to hear that, friend. Hope you change your mind soon.

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. Phew! Finally that is over! No more worrying about the monster at the end of the story!

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. Y-y-.... you lied to reliably fuzzy Spinny!? That is disheartening. But what can I do about it now?

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Ack! I thought I could stay hidden here! You sure are persistent, friend.

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. Hey, what have we here? An elevator? With two buttons? I know there's no convincing you of anything, friend, so take your pick.

*Select button "Towards beginning"

*Select button "Towards ending"

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. You give up your search for the monster? Thank you so much, friend! I think we're going to have a good day.

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. Copyright 2012. ISBN 12345678910

Oho, friend! It looks like we've gone too far! We've hit the back cover! We've skipped right over the monster. How unfortunate!

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OK, you didn't leave the last time we had blank pages, I don't know why I thought it would work this time. Hooo.... we are not at the back cover, friend. This door marked SPOILER ALERT is all that stands between us and the last page. But again I ask you, please don't open that door. We've had good times! Why ruin it with a monster? What has Spinny done to deserve this? I've been teaching children for decades! I may have cried wolf once or twice, but I'm serious about this warning now. Please don't go on.

*Continue through SPOILER ALERT

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SPOILER ALERT
YOU

I'm pretty sure you expected me to be the monster at the end of the story when we started out, friend. But which one of us has ignored a friend's pleas? Which one knowingly dragged someone through bees and thorns? Which one lied to get what he wanted? The monster at the end of this story is you, friend.