@JoseCanseco

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Compiled from the @JoseCanseco Twitter feed.

Tue Feb 10 2009

03:14 PM
i have a new designer working on a complete overhaul of my website (www.JoseCanseco.com), stay tuned. JUST STAY TUNED.......

Thu Feb 19 2009

08:23 PM
TMZ caught up with me yesterday. here's some video. http://tinyurl.com/dleo22

Mon Feb 23 2009

08:20 PM
my website is still under new construction but the store is now open with all new items available. check out some never before seen items.

Sun Mar 29 2009

05:13 PM
I want my fans to check out ** Smoking Everywhere ** http://tinyurl.com/czat6j

Sat Apr 4 2009

05:39 PM
My apologies for the cancellation of my appearance at William & Mary last night due to a family problem that I truly needed to tend to.

Wed Apr 8 2009

10:37 AM
Of the 103 unnamed players on the list who tested positive for steroids in 2003, Manny Ramirez's name is most likely on the list, 90%.

Wed Apr 29 2009

04:56 AM
On Sunday May 3, from 12-4pm take your best shot at me at the Miami Dade Mall for a chance to fight me in Fort Lauderdale on June 27th.

Thu Apr 30 2009

05:13 PM
On Tuesday, May 26th I'm fighting 7' 2" Hong Man Choi in Tokyo, Japan in my first MMA event. Get ready!

Thu May 7 2009

07:53 AM
Manny Ramirez tests positive for performance enhancing drugs and has been suspended by MLB for 50 games.

Fri May 8 2009

05:05 AM
Steroids in baseball has become overkill, the scrutiny should now be placed on MLB and the player's association, it's a complete conspiracy.

Mon May 25 2009

07:37 AM
Dream 9 Super Hulk Promo: http://bit.ly/RGOIR

07:40 AM
You can watch my fight vs. Hong Man Choi LIVE on Tuesday May 26th on www.HD.net

Tue May 26 2009

10:26 AM
See my fight vs Hong Man Choi here: http://bit.ly/Tp7xR

Mon Jun 8 2009

08:59 PM
I knew at some point during the fight my knee was going to give out, once I was down I knew I wasn't going to get up. He's just too heavy.

Thu Jun 11 2009

09:16 AM
Players should be smart enough to realize the Steroid era is over and the game should be clean. The risk/reward isn't worth it today!

Wed Sep 16 2009

06:29 AM
Hey thank you for all the emails I get through my website. I wish I had the time to answer them all. The new site design should be up soon!

Fri Jan 15 2010

07:12 PM
Thank you for all the messages, its very appreciated. There are too many to try and reply to, but know I'm reading them. Stay blessed.

07:15 PM
Also, my daughter made me a FaceBook page. It's official for any of you who would like to add me http://tinyurl.com/yk842ns

07:54 PM
Just so i can get an idea, where are you from? City and state or Country if its out of the U.S. trying to get the hang of twitter!

08:09 PM
Amazing! 6 different countries and almost every state in the U.S. nice to meet all of you! Thank you for responding to me.

09:25 PM
Small clip of my @ESPN interview. Have you seen it? http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4821107

Sat Jan 16 2010

11:26 AM
as of yesterday, I finally took over my twitter account, and you will get direct info from me from here on out daily.

11:27 AM
including my battles with MLB, and a potential lawsuit with MLB.

11:29 AM
From this day forward, you will live my experiences with me on a daily basis.

11:36 AM in reply to
@DrFNA Thank you! I read your messages yesterday.

11:43 AM in reply to
@The_Nightman We both play softball. Love it! We have a celeb team. Tons of fun.

12:40 PM
For the ones asking, my associates posted my first 10 or so tweets under my direction over the last year. I am now in full control.

12:43 PM
Just a heads up, my team is re-building www.JoseCanseco.com to meet the standard of a 2010 site. Hope to see you all there when we relaunch!

03:48 PM in reply to
@jonfilbert Definitely. But it's not about the money. It's about the relationships with the fans. Only a month or so out now.

03:54 PM
Meeting with my Attorney's next week to go over lawsuit with MLB.

03:56 PM
Also, receiving offer's on a new Reality Show, based around all my current events. 2010 is looking busy.

09:43 PM
Good night everyone. See you back bright and early!

Sun Jan 17 2010

11:42 AM
Who is watching football today? What do you think about this early game?

01:20 PM in reply to
@Okaylub If I followed you, i would have to follow everyone. And that just isn't possible. But know I'm reading every message.

01:22 PM in reply to
@cindyepstein I'm not watching, i just know the world is. that is why i asked.

01:23 PM
Talk to you all a little later. Appreciate all the love. Twitter is amazing.

01:47 PM in reply to
@huntercovington I have to figure it all out first. I'm just learning the ropes! The people i follow now are people i work with & know.

05:25 PM
How would i go about getting more followers? I see a lot of my peers have tons! Let's try and get to 500,000.

05:27 PM in reply to
@cryspicante Trust me, I am trying. There is just a lot of them!

05:28 PM in reply to
@therealnason When we relaunch my site, we are going to do some giveaways tied into twitter as well. it's all in the works!

05:34 PM in reply to
@haydeenyy i couldn't tell honestly. Maybe i'll find time for the negativity in the future. Or not...... :)

07:03 PM
Do any of you play slow pitch softball? Tournaments? Even local league ball? Send me your level of play, team names and stuff.

09:21 PM
So many exciting things happening! I don't know where to begin. About to to put the plan together and let the world know shortly. #Truth

10:05 PM
I just saw Big Mac's interview, he got a positive reception in Saint Louis. I'm glad for him, but he is still a liar.

10:06 PM
Hey mac, there is No crying in Baseball.

Mon Jan 18 2010

10:53 AM
The media is still trying to get hold of me to comment about Marks interview. They call me at all hours. Don't they think i sleep?

11:45 AM
Model pic shoot now, out at my house hosted by swimsuit model Miss Leila for various magazines, sony music video, and sin swimsuit company.

02:25 PM
http://ow.ly/XWIm Just read this article on cbs sports, what would you change? Let me see your opinions.

02:40 PM
A lot of responses about either ending the DH all together, or giving the NL a DH. Hot topic. What do you think?

05:29 PM in reply to
@njvinnie Good point, but how many 5 tool players are there in MLB today? How many players are in fact 1 dimensional? Not just the DH.

05:33 PM in reply to
@yankeessuck8991 Abner Doubleday & Alexander Cartwright would both roll over in their graves if they added a 10th spot to the batting order

06:23 PM
Can't wait to tell you all the new things about to happen. But, things have to be finalized before i can speak on them.

06:26 PM in reply to
@AnswerDave back to the future buff i take it?

Tue Jan 19 2010

03:26 PM in reply to
@Mike_Dunsmore I talk to you on text and now on twitter! Everything ok with you?

03:37 PM
I'm at the 24 hr fitness in panorama city. People always speak but I dont really know how to break the ice with a total stranger.

03:40 PM
There is this kid who is handicapped & always speaks to me. Seems like a nice kid. Any advice on befriending people in an open setting?

03:42 PM
At this point i rarely trust anyone. It gets lonely in my world. It seems like i wrote 2 books, and my life became an open book in return.

03:44 PM in reply to
@jhoff89 contact @mike_keck who is handling all of my business at this point. If its possible, he will be who sets it up.

03:46 PM in reply to
@mlb37 If you could see my reply box on here, you would see that it just isnt that simple. Kind of overbearing. But i read everything.

03:48 PM in reply to
@ChefHec71 No, i'm not going crazy any time soon. I just figured with so many of you here might as well get some old fashion advice.

03:50 PM
RT @Fremontdaniel: @JoseCanseco The problem is we feel like we know you and to you we are complete strangers

03:51 PM
@Fremontdaniel exactly. you get it.

04:01 PM in reply to
@radiorah3000 Sometimes its just bigger than you. Hard to explain. appreciate your thoughts though.

04:02 PM in reply to
@lacastilleja @smartasssexyb @ChefCourtThyme Thank you.

10:37 PM
Good night everyone.

Wed Jan 20 2010

09:46 AM
What's up everyone?

03:35 PM
Heading into the gym. Time to get to work. How is your day going?

04:21 PM
Time to update you! www.JoseCanseco.com is now being rebuilt! If you wouldn't mind book marking it.... It would be appreciated!

04:24 PM in reply to
@ShaDough i might jump on my facebook page tonight. so if you added me, ill accept.

04:25 PM in reply to
@lacastilleja That's because we are re building it!

04:26 PM in reply to
@Canseco715 yes, it is a GREAT name! Do it proud.

04:30 PM
How do people talk and say mean things to me on here, then turn around and ask for an autograph, or want a ? answered.

04:32 PM
I'm only going to talk with the people on twitter who are about positive things. Which is about 98% of you! Appreciate the love.

04:39 PM
All the love and support is very much needed and appreciated. I have a few things to wrap up, talk to you all soon!

04:40 PM in reply to
@BernieGernay Thanks Bernie!

05:32 PM in reply to
@AshleeeKaren22 thank you!

Thu Jan 21 2010

09:14 AM
Horrible Nightmare last night. Every door i went to open was locked & every vehicle i go to get into left me behind. Seems to be reoccurring

09:14 AM
What do you dream about? Are your dreams vivid? Mine are.

09:20 AM
1 more thing, you DO NOT have to follow me. Paying me No mind costs you nothing. Feel free to click the unfollow button if you want.

09:23 AM in reply to
@TheRochPile There was probably an F-bomb dropped! happy now?

09:23 AM in reply to
@Brian_Scheider that's deep! Where does it end?

11:38 AM
You ask so here you go. Writing the books has destroyed my life. mlb has destroyed my life emotionally and financially.

11:42 AM
Everyone thinks its about the money. If so then where is the money? Because I surely dont have it. Sometimes things are just bigger than you

10:35 PM
In the gym now, trying to get as muscular as possible without the use of steroids. Want to weigh 260lbs NATURAL.

10:38 PM
We are giving too much credit to steroids for all the things WE accomplished on the baseball field. God given ability is greater than Roids.

10:40 PM in reply to
@SmoothCrimina24 it's coming. thats all i can say about it.

10:43 PM
RT @JacobPalmer: @JoseCanseco steroids will never replace bat speed, contact, and timing... Never forget that homer in the 3rd deck.. Legit

10:45 PM
@JacobPalmer you are so right. Bat speed, timing, hand eye coordination, balance.... you either have it or you don't.

11:01 PM
How does my twin brother and I both do the same amount of P.E.D.'s yet he never made it in baseball?

11:02 PM
Talent and hard work are key components to success as a professional athlete. Steroids do help, but you have to have the foundation.

11:06 PM in reply to
@KCPlatish In all fairness, I was a Star before steroids. Unfortunately steroids have taken over and become synonymous with me.

11:21 PM in reply to
@scccage Absolutely mark is a Hall of famer.

11:53 PM
in 1998 with the Toronto i was 100% clean. 46 hr 107 rbi's and played in 151 games. I weighed 229lbs documented.

11:54 PM
People with interest in steroids & baseball have to learn what they really do to fully understand.

11:55 PM
That's all for now. Appreciate your time and thoughts.

11:57 PM in reply to
@Victoria_M_Rose As many as possible, but there are a lot. To many to be honest. I read everything though.

Fri Jan 22 2010

08:24 AM
Good morning!

01:37 PM in reply to
@the_real_AP Who else would i be?

01:39 PM
RT @espn Dealer contradicts Mark McGwire's reason for steroids - http://tinyurl.com/yfc8xqw

02:32 PM in reply to
@the_real_AP Click on my page from your computer. I am verified.

02:37 PM in reply to
@kennybeckWXII They used a more ruthless approach to bring me down, then they are using to lift me back up.

02:40 PM
Don't forget my personal site www.josecanseco.com is under construction right now. Bookmark that asap!

10:22 PM
RT @Numbstruck: @josecanseco on BIO Tv the are rerunning the documentry u did for them right bow and on Saturday thought I'd let u know

Sun Jan 24 2010

11:45 AM
Hope everyone's weekend is going well!

10:38 PM
See you all in the morning!

Mon Jan 25 2010

09:40 AM
Yes another week underway... Let's see what this one brings......

Tue Jan 26 2010

09:50 PM
Meetings starting up tomorrow to kick start my next move. Everyone keep your fingers crossed it goes as planned!

09:54 PM in reply to
@my_lilito no problem.... @barbibegarie cheer up! Smile!

09:56 PM in reply to
@jonfilbert Feeling good. All things considered. How about yourself?

09:59 PM in reply to
@stone_love311 @gbdawkins @TammyAlexander @lacastilleja thanks for the luck!

09:59 PM
www.josecanseco.com is moving right along as planned as well. couple weeks out. #BookMark that please!

10:03 PM in reply to
@jonfilbert Lung Cancer? Wow, thats a lot to handle. Stay focused and positive. God answers all prayers.

Wed Jan 27 2010

02:45 PM in reply to
@Seb724 I'm sure they will find a way to make something of it. I mean me being in the uniform should count for something right?

10:57 PM
Starting the process to lock in some investment capitol for a few of my projects.

10:58 PM
I have a few television projects and a couple different movie opportunity's coming to life.

10:59 PM
The networks are showing a mass amount of interest, but seem to want too much control.

10:59 PM
Great learning experience, but in the end I think 50/50 deals with a direct investor may be they way to go, instead of giving away control.

11:04 PM in reply to
@lauralucio Going through the process now. Trust me, i hear you.

11:36 PM
Man, a boat load of Saints fans are representing right now! I see you!

11:38 PM
Ok, it's getting late. Calling it a day.

Sat Jan 30 2010

11:39 AM
http://twitpic.com/10jn61 - My girlfriend Leila and I. Let me know what you think.......

11:42 AM
I'm going to spend the day with my daughter Josie.

11:44 AM
At some point I will be meeting my girlfriends mom who is in town. Little age difference between her daughter & I, so we'll see how it goes.

11:45 AM in reply to
@ImCapnSarcastic hahahahah Well played!

11:55 AM
I'm done for now. Talk to you in a bit.

Sun Jan 31 2010

02:05 PM
Just came back from horse riding with my daughter & GF. My ass is chapped & my balls are bruised! Damn i hate riding horses.....

02:34 PM
How lucky am I? My GF is the best! Very athletic, beautiful, loves golf & bowling! She can do it all, not to mention she is a good cook!

07:33 PM
This day in history: January 31st, 1865 ~ House passes 13th Amendment to the Constitution, abolishing slavery in the US.

07:34 PM
And knowing is half the battle right? See you all in the morning. Hope you all had great weekends!

07:37 PM
@AnswerDave can there be a Con to that?

07:38 PM in reply to
@MarkFerdman Grammy's are cool, but a person asked me on here to put it out there, so i did. I'm glad you are reading!

07:39 PM in reply to
@cranekickers execution. IMO

07:40 PM
RT @DrFNA: @JoseCanseco would u b willing to RT a message noting that today is the anniversary of the house passing the bill for aboliti ...

07:40 PM
@DrFNA I did that for you! & now the people are in an uproar!

07:47 PM in reply to
@DrFNA No worries!

10:25 PM
Just got done taking batting practice with a buddy of mine Dan Sanchez. He knows my business partner Mike Keck real well.

10:26 PM
Looks like i have some work to do, Dan has a mean knuckle and slider! Who would of thought slow pitch actually takes practice?

10:27 PM
Driving my daughter back to her mothers house. School in the morning, so the 60 mile drive is a must! See you in the AM.

Mon Feb 1 2010

06:46 PM
@Royal_Empress http://twitpic.com/10xji5 - Hey there we are!

06:59 PM
I guess I may have to show Herschel Walker who the real bad Boy of the Sports industry is. If the powers that be are reading, I want in.

07:00 PM in reply to
@Rl_ochoa funny you sent that. If it happens, i may very well need a place to train..... Myself or my people will be in touch.

07:04 PM in reply to
@davidbredemus Anything is possible.

07:13 PM in reply to
@Royal_Empress I'm already on the list. Thank you!

Tue Feb 2 2010

03:23 PM
Wow lots of responses today. I love it!

03:24 PM in reply to
@danblack420 contact @mike_keck he can set up what ever we need to do.

03:30 PM
Enough about me, lets talk about you and your life. What do you do? Where are you from? Lets talk about it..........

04:17 PM in reply to
@Andyleisen Every day.

04:18 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/blog/index?entryID=4880802&name=mma i guess @ESPN was reading......

05:00 PM in reply to
@AshleeeKaren22 Still getting the hang of this thing, but for what it does, twitter is great! Thanks for reaching out.

Wed Feb 3 2010

03:59 PM
Lots of talk. Let's see what comes of it. All media and Business should go to @mike_keck

07:56 PM in reply to
@GodAndSports We are still in contact.

08:01 PM
My people spoke with Cesar Gracie today. Looks like things are moving at a fast pace. Dan Black and Cesar seem to have a plan together.

08:37 PM
Just so you know, I was not professionally trained to fight in any of my other fights. Things will be different this time around.

Thu Feb 4 2010

09:53 AM
Morning!

03:48 PM
Everyone check out www.graciefighter.com It's not a game. I'm as serious about this as could be.

04:39 PM
Again, all media and business should go to @Mike_Keck he can get you what ever you need from me. Follow him please.

04:42 PM in reply to
@cryspicante if you only seen my reply box, you would understand.

08:43 PM
Absolutely hilarious to read some of the "blogs" & their "Expert" opinions. Funny, they say no one cares, yet they all write about me.

08:55 PM in reply to
@rbaly79 Nicely done.

08:56 PM
Movie deals are interesting. My story on what really happened in MLB seems to be a hot topic. Should i produce 1 solid movie on it?

09:00 PM in reply to
@Marty2634 Sure he does. The numbers are there aren't they?

Fri Feb 5 2010

01:23 PM
Dana White comments..... I like it. The guy is honest. Just like someone i know..........

Sat Feb 6 2010

06:28 PM
Cesar Gracie: I could prepare @JoseCanseco for Herschel Walker in three months | MMAjunkie.com: http://bit.ly/cTVIMF plz RT

06:30 PM in reply to
@danblack420 Thanks for the link Dan. @Mike_Keck said Wednesday? How is that looking?

06:38 PM
Read this if you have a minute. http://bit.ly/cTVIMF please RT

Sun Feb 7 2010

12:34 PM
Hope everyone is enjoying their day. I'm spending mine with my daughter at Disneyland.

09:58 PM
Great day with my daughter Josie and my girlfriend at Disney. Very fortunate to be asked for autographs & pictures.

10:00 PM
Although today was the first day i noticed people looking at my lady and I a certain way. I think the age difference bothers some people.

10:00 PM
But all in all, it was a great day.

10:00 PM
How was your day? Did your team win the Super Bowl? What did you do for it?

10:04 PM
Lots of Saints fans chiming in! I see you! Way to many to respond too, but yeah congrats on your teams win!

Mon Feb 8 2010

03:31 PM
RT @danblack420: @JoseCanseco http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid271552642?bctid=64840783001

03:39 PM
Thats incredible. Eating chips? really Mr. Walker...... All you have to do is sign the papers. Lets give the people what they want.

03:40 PM
The bottom line is, I will crush him. And he knows it.

07:36 PM
People always talk about money. I had money, and i was miserable with it. Money doesn't make you happy, it merely enables you to live.

07:38 PM
I recently moved in with my girlfriend. Way different than when i had money. Makes me think she is the one possibly.

07:39 PM
Because she see's with her own eyes what my world is like and accepts me for me. Non judgmental.

07:40 PM
Just thought I would share a little personal thought or 2 with you.

07:40 PM in reply to
@Royal_Empress No, I was at Disney with my lady and daughter for the day.

10:52 PM
Wow, I can't even be candid and honest on my twitter page without some genius writer blogging about it. The life I lead I tell ya......

10:54 PM
Good night everyone.

Tue Feb 9 2010

03:47 PM
I am getting a ton of media requests. Please follow @Mike_Keck who can handle anything in regards to me, business or media related. Thanks.

03:48 PM
Hope you all are enjoying your afternoon. Just made dinner plans with some friends. The night looks promising.

03:49 PM
Catch up with you all a little later.

03:50 PM in reply to
@dofferdahl You would have to ask MLB that question. I don't have the answer.

03:51 PM in reply to
@mgeoffriau I'm going to take a little BP this week. Love softball!

03:52 PM in reply to
@dasnutz It's as well as it could be. Appreciate you checking in.

03:54 PM in reply to
@TheAmigo Thanks a ton! Means a lot to me.

03:56 PM in reply to
@JTMONEY1967 It's going to happen. When? That's a good question.

10:50 PM
just finished dinner at Maria Maria in Walnut Creek w/ @Mike_Keck & our ladies. Good food & good conversation. Now it's off to the gym.

11:03 PM in reply to
@adriangarro No, in town on business.

11:04 PM
Gotta run, literally..... Talk to you all tomorrow.

Wed Feb 10 2010

12:16 PM
Don't do business with a memorabilia dealer named Dough Aimes from North Carolina most of his stuff is fake or stolen. Especially my stuff.

12:46 PM
The guys name is Doug Ames. Bad business.

05:59 PM
Just had lunch at @kindersbbq in walnut creek. Justin kinder has a great thing going! Please check www.kindersbbq.com Great food!

08:27 PM
I hit softballs today with my buddy @Mike_Keck & @tndsoftball they helped me with my technique and then I started hitting bombs!

08:31 PM
Also, met @legendgary today! Glad to have you on the team Gary. We are going to do some solid business this year!

Thu Feb 11 2010

12:09 AM
OK, so @Mike_Keck thought i was joking about being a good bowler. I sandbagged the first 2 games which we tied, then he won by 20 pins.

12:11 AM
3rd game, I whooped him 255 to 165. Come on @mike_keck no excuses! I won the series, and the last match up when it counted! hahahahahahahah

12:12 AM
Good times had by all. Good night people.

07:18 PM
@mike_keck & I are on our way to meet with cesar gracie, nick diaz and the strikeforce reps. Time to get to work.....

Fri Feb 12 2010

12:17 AM
RT @NateDiaz209 Jose canseco stopped by today...: http://bit.ly/afcD8u

12:20 AM
Thank you to Nick and Nate Diaz, Cesar Gracie and Dan Black for the hospitality. Look forward to the hard work fellas.

10:09 AM
Morning twitter! Busy day ahead. Let's get moving.

10:13 AM in reply to
@RealDDonovan13 LOL Just because I just got on twitter, doesn't mean I just woke up. Life is more than the internet buddy..

06:39 PM
RT @MMAjunkie Gracie: Canseco and Strikeforce CEO Coker meet to discuss potential MMA future http://bit.ly/9lwbIP

06:41 PM
Its funny how fast these bloggers work. There is like 9 reports about the initial report. Who is on first? Whats on 2nd? hahahahahahahah

06:45 PM
If there is business to be done, you will all know soon enough. You can twist it how you want, but there will be a fight.

07:38 PM
YouTube - @DanBlack420 interviews @JoseCanseco: http://bit.ly/cviM54 #MMA please RT

08:03 PM
>>>>> http://bit.ly/cviM54 #MMA

11:48 PM
Calling it a night. I'm tired, it's been a long week. I'm sure by the morning there will be plenty more to talk about. There always is......

Sat Feb 13 2010

11:19 AM
Good afternoon people!

11:22 AM in reply to
@drm78 No, in town on a 50/50 business/vacation trip.

09:43 PM in reply to
@MiloJohnson You can contact @Mike_Keck and he can set up anything you would like to do. Thanks

09:44 PM in reply to
@ho11ywood25 If you know Mike, I am sure we will meet this weekend. Safe travels.

09:46 PM
I am getting ready to start putting footage up on www.youtube.com/CansecoTV please subscribe if you have the time.

09:48 PM in reply to
@AnitaDiggs A little bit of everything. There will be exclusives of course. But for the most part just utilizing the outlet.

09:53 PM in reply to
@12savetheworld There is no telling what will be there. But one thing is for sure, YOU will be watching. LOL have a great night!

10:43 PM
www.youtube.com/CansecoTV Go now and subscribe! Thanks in advance!

Sun Feb 14 2010

12:10 PM
I am a 45 yr old man trying to do what you haters dont have the balls 2 do. The media has done nothing but lie about me & made me a monster.

12:12 PM
Fuck all the haters & jealous pricks. Just know I am angry and fed up. Focused and determined to right my ship.

12:15 PM
If the Gracie camp will have me it would be an honor 2 be trained by them. I will not let them down. They are the final piece to the puzzle.

12:16 PM
And when I win, maybe then, people will shut the fuck up. I think in today's society fear is respect, as much as perception is reality.

12:18 PM
I will not negotiate stupid deals where my opponent can hit me full force and I have go in knowing I have to lose for the show.

12:20 PM
I will not fight again injured. You step in the ring with me now and it will be as serious as possible. I will show I belong there.

12:33 PM in reply to
@StweetphenObar @BoonNay @huntercovington Thank you.....

12:42 PM
The world is filled with jealous, envious, hypocrites & haters. Being quiet and nice has gotten me no where.

12:51 PM
To all the shit talking fucks who have something bad to say, all you tough typing sons of bitches do something to me or shut the fuck up.

12:52 PM
It costs you nothing to pay me no mind. But if you have an opinion I will address you.

12:53 PM
I have never disrespected anyone. I have always been courteous and humble, and i get shit on in return. I am finished with that shit.

12:55 PM in reply to
@Cohin Stop reading if you dont like it. Click the unfollow button.

12:57 PM in reply to
@Cohin Because i can. It's my venue to speak to the masses. if you dont like it, at this point I guess its just too bad.

12:58 PM in reply to
@Brianscottf That's the plan from here on out.

01:00 PM
>>>>> http://bit.ly/cviM54 #MMA

02:02 PM in reply to
@DrFNA My tweets had 100% of nothing to do with people on twitter. the ones who I was speaking to know exactly who they are.

02:03 PM in reply to
@bruce_arthur Havent touched a steroid in over 2 years. You aren't as smart as u think u are, & not even a 1/4 as funny as you think either.

02:05 PM in reply to
@DrFNA No worries, it was an honest question or statement you made. it deserved clarification.

03:01 PM
@ESPN OTL piece.... http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/otl/index

04:32 PM
When I get 100 subscribers on www.youtube.com/CansecoTV I'm going to drop a video from a couple days ago taking BP.

04:32 PM
So if you have a second, please goto www.youtube.com/CansecoTV

04:38 PM in reply to
@PoemTrees Thank you, same to you!

06:56 PM in reply to
@MikeDenham What ever is handy. I use whats in the dugout. Has to be a 30 oz. though.

07:32 PM
Stand strong without fear for what you believe in, and I will stand with you.

07:33 PM
I can paint the picture as it should be without censorship right here on my twitter page. No politics here.

07:34 PM
Just know I appreciate each and everyone of your comments. Good, or bad. I respect each persons opinion.

07:35 PM
Just remember I am human just like you. Nothing more, nothing less. You just happen to know who I am for what ever reason.

07:36 PM
I am going to take full advantage of my new found opportunities, and let each person see how it happens as it happens. Good or bad.

07:36 PM
I'm just fed up with the bullshit.

07:37 PM
i hope you all enjoyed your valentines day with who ever you spent it with. I enjoyed mine!

09:44 PM
www.youtube.com/CansecoTV Go now! New video we put together is up!!!!!

10:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzliw3ZMb58 There you go. Plz RT

10:15 PM in reply to
@ho11ywood25 Yeah, Kelis and Mike had me working middle right side a little. They said there are HR restrictions so hey, got to get on base!

10:23 PM in reply to
@MikeDenham I just swing hard in case I hit it!

10:30 PM
These youtube videos are going to be fun! Ok well I am done for the night. Talk with you all in the AM.

10:41 PM
www.youtube.com/cansecotv make sure you subscribe if you can. Thank you

Mon Feb 15 2010

10:53 AM
Good afternoon people! I am heading back to LA today. The Bay area was a blast. Got a lot accomplished in a short time.

10:54 AM
As far as the things i said yesterday, I dont have to bite my tongue. If i feel like cussing i will. That was far from a melt down.

10:55 AM
I have a very large crowd watching, and reading. So if i want to make a point I dont need anyone to do it for me. I can get my message out.

10:57 AM
And yesterday I felt like telling every one of these hating ass blogs to fuck off. So i did.

10:58 AM
Back to business as usual. What do you guys have going on for Presidents day?

11:03 AM in reply to
@MikeDenham use the car! Thats what they made it for!

11:04 AM in reply to
@IrmaVillalobos Working from home is always nice! Still work though...

11:09 AM
Dont forget to subscribe to www.youtube.com/CansecoTV and watch the little clip we put up.

12:41 PM in reply to
@chrisolds2009 ummmmm for fun? hahahahhahahaha

03:47 PM
@thesportingblog So you felt the need to write a blog about me protecting my tweets? If you want to read my time line, follow me.

03:48 PM
@thesportingblog Stop over thinking simple things. If the blogs want to blog about me, they should have to follow like everyone else.

03:48 PM
@thesportingblog Maybe tomorrow i will unblock my page. maybe 3 days from now i will delete it..... Probably not! LOL

03:50 PM
@thesportingblog No harm, no foul. appreciate you spending the 30 minutes or so writing that piece. Best of luck to you and your company.

04:47 PM
A lot of questions are asked here daily about steroids. Lets make it clear I am 100% clean & I still look like a million bucks.

04:48 PM
i still carry the same weight today that i played Baseball with of 250 lbs. And can still hit a baseball or softball 500 feet.

04:50 PM
Any player who ever used steroids did not become better over night because of them. Each individual had god given ability to begin with.

04:51 PM
Please do not think they are instant athletics in a needle. I have said it before on here. A lot goes into to being a great athlete.

04:53 PM in reply to
@cryspicante I was pushed out at 35 years old. That wasn't my choice. I love Baseball. Always have and always will.

04:59 PM in reply to
@spillera21 1 thing i have never done is lie about anything.

05:03 PM in reply to
@NYBD Absolutely. Too many politics so it will never happen.

05:04 PM in reply to
@danlj3 No, I am not on hgh or any other PED. 100% clean.

05:18 PM in reply to
@GeeRuu I would say 0% of today's players use PED's in baseball. The testing is strict and the price you would pay is too hefty if caught.

05:18 PM in reply to
@dofferdahl You and me both.

05:19 PM in reply to
@naterank i would love to only talk about that. But I think until every last ? is answered it will be the hot topic.

05:22 PM in reply to
@katesangry I believe the #'s do not lie. Those #'s were earned on the field. Regardless of circumstance.

05:28 PM
@GeeRuu Are you a scientist? Or are you making judgment based off what the TV or internet says? Believe what you will.... I know the truth.

10:13 PM
www.youtube.com/CansecoTV <<<<Go and subscribe if you have a minute.

Tue Feb 16 2010

09:52 AM in reply to
@BTLSRadio Contact @Mike_Keck he can set it up.

09:53 AM
Top of the morning people! Another day in paradise.....

07:35 PM
Pitchers and catchers reporting...... It's that time of year! Who are you pulling for to win it all?

10:08 PM
RT @Shroomjohn: @JoseCanseco image1.jpg for u buddy http://moby.to/w9vccy

10:10 PM
Roger Clemens: Mitchell Report, Depo's & Testimony Prove Brian McNamee Lied | Bleacher Report: http://bit.ly/b5Fi9H <<<interesting.

10:12 PM
Jose Canseco backs off Roger Clemens steroids claims, warns A-Rod: http://bit.ly/aR9yJV <<<could have listened to me 2 years ago.

10:57 PM
Please follow @Mike_Keck he can handle all business and media requests.

10:58 PM
Good night everyone. Long day on the golf course today. Time to turn it in.

10:58 PM in reply to
@robbsilv33 @Stealthtekngy @toniiotR3s Thank you for the support.

10:59 PM
And for my 300th tweet www.youtube.com/CansecoTV and www.josecanseco.com Lock those in! Thanks again.

Wed Feb 17 2010

09:48 AM
These bloggers are hilarious! My rant 2 days ago was not directed at twitter or the fans. it was directed at all the know it all bloggers.

09:49 AM
The fans earned their right to have an opinion, and through twitter can share it directly to me.

09:52 AM
Other than that have a great day people! Golf Golf Golf!

02:46 PM in reply to
@DSM_SportsFreak Not true, when a person writes a blog they become a part of the media. Them being fans is now #2 on their list.

02:46 PM in reply to
@jpcDA1st Appreciate the kind words. Hope you have a great day.

02:48 PM in reply to
@FDHNYB Not yet.

03:20 PM
Looks like @MIke_Keck and I are hitting the road tomorrow for a 5 day stretch. Lets see what we can cook up!

03:22 PM
Anyone in the Las Vegas area friday night at the new Big League Dream sports complex we are hitting in a HR derby, and playing games on sat.

03:22 PM
HR derby starts at 7 pm I believe. It should be fun.

06:58 PM
Adding video to www.youtube.com/cansecotv please subscribe and stay tuned!

07:07 PM
YouTube - Jose Canseco takes instruction from Nick Diaz: http://bit.ly/bPxXLl via @JoseCanseco plz RT

10:45 PM
YouTube - Jose Canseco takes instruction from Nick Diaz: http://bit.ly/bPxXLl

11:04 PM
www.youtube.com/cansecotv

Thu Feb 18 2010

08:36 AM
RT @Mike_Keck: hey can anyone tell me what @DanaWhite's win/loss record is in #MMA because he sure talks like he is the heavyweight champ.

08:36 AM
RT @Mike_Keck: Does it not concern @DanaWhite that he is the biggest star in his company? Why do the fighters nto make @ESPN he asks? I ...

08:36 AM
RT @Mike_Keck: Its because @DanaWhite is too busy soaking in all the air time talking shit about and to anyone that will listen.

08:36 AM
RT @Mike_Keck: I guess sense @DanaWhite has all the $$$ he can run his ship how he wants. But a bigger asshole there is none.

08:38 AM
RT @danawhite: @Mike_Keck yeah there is... You! Jackass

08:39 AM
Lots going on today. talk to you in a bit..... www.youtube.com/cansecotv go see the new video!

03:42 PM
Gym time! Heading to Vegas this evening. talk with you all soon.

Fri Feb 19 2010

12:29 AM
We just drove 195 miles in 2 1/2 hours. Vegas bound w/ @mike_keck and he is not liking my driving skills! Hahahahhahahah

11:24 AM
Watched the Tiger Woods interview this morning. Tiger does not owe the media an apology.

11:25 AM
Take it from me, an expert on how the media treats people. Tiger is the best golfer in the world. That doesn't mean he isn't human.

11:26 AM
The only person who deserves a statement is his wife. And that should be done in private.

11:28 AM
Bottom line humans make errors and should be offered 2nd chances. Tiger is doing everything right. Hopefully the media leaves his family be.

11:30 AM
Tiger if you want to save your marriage do not listen to alex rodriguez. Just give me a call.

02:34 PM
Just got done hitting with Denny Crine from Miken Sports and Brian Wegman from Easton Sports. Those guys mash! Much respect for their game.

02:36 PM
HR derby tonight at BLD on E Washington in Vegas. If you are in the area come out and say hi! Hope you all are having a great day. I am.

10:17 PM
HR derby was a success. Glad to be a part of it. There was some bombs hit! Now its time for dinner and who knows what else. It is Vegas!

10:19 PM in reply to
@daviddmac85 Hopefully he caught up with me. i signed and took pics with a lot of kids out there.

Sat Feb 20 2010

09:46 AM
Uriah Faber on Canseco vs. Walker http://lnk.ms/4gcRN

11:05 PM
Knocked out an interview for Steve Cofield with yahoo sports today. We talked about a few things. #MMA being the main topic.

11:07 PM
On our way back to L.A. From Vegas. Fun little trip. My back is tight from the driving and all the batting practice!

Sun Feb 21 2010

05:07 PM
Hey just wanted to say thanks! You guys made my Youtube Page #79 in the world last week! www.youtube.com/CansecoTV

05:07 PM
So if you have the time, please subscribe @ www.youtube.com/CansecoTV it would be great! Thanks in advance!

05:11 PM
@SciMathTeach And my Girl Friend doesnt! LOL

05:16 PM
@MikeDenham http://twitpic.com/14f0vv - Hey! There I AM! Those fields were beautiful! Great complex!

05:21 PM
YouTube - Dan Black interviews Uriah Faber: http://bit.ly/afMNMJ #MMA

05:23 PM
Well, I guess i'm going to have to upload my own videos of my 40/40 and some HR's from when i played.

05:26 PM
Maybe i'm searching wrong on youtube? Oh well. Got a few things to do. Talk with you all soon!

Mon Feb 22 2010

02:54 PM
How is everyone's day going?

02:56 PM in reply to
@Jimmy_Hatz Is there any way you can send @Mike_Keck that? I would love to see it.

03:02 PM
www.youtube.com/cansecotv Subscribe if you have the time. Thanks in advance!

03:05 PM in reply to
@JasonNASA Good times right? Great memory there.

03:05 PM in reply to
@Jimmy_Hatz Thanks! I will put it up on my youtube page if you send it!

08:36 PM in reply to
@huntercovington Wow. Good question. I'd say metal bats would give you 75 to 100 feet more distance off a 90 mph fastball.

11:16 PM
Just added a new video! YouTube - CansecoTV's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/CansecoTV

11:22 PM
YouTube - @JoseCanseco hits 5 straight HR's: http://bit.ly/ct5LiH please RT thanks!

11:28 PM in reply to
@FreddyFigs Sure seems that way!

11:29 PM in reply to
@circleshotmedia yes, forget about that HR, and set the table for his team mates. A lead off batter is the spark plug that makes a team go!

11:30 PM in reply to
@circleshotmedia and most of all have fun!!!!!!!

11:31 PM
Ok everyone i'm tired. Getting late. Talk with you tomorrow! www.youtube.com/cansecotv please subscribe!

Tue Feb 23 2010

09:54 AM
Canseco interview: 'More popular' than any UFC fighter, MMA could use him - Cagewriter - UFC Blog - Yahoo! Sports: http://bit.ly/8ZD2K2

09:57 AM
@stevecofield Thanks for the interview! Came out great.

10:04 AM
YouTube - CansecoTV's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/CansecoTV New video up!

08:30 PM
RT @stevecofield: @JoseCanseco Thanks. U made a good case in our VIDEO INT. Here's the story http://bit.ly/9QMlTw & the full video http ...

08:31 PM in reply to
@dtbeard Not sure yet. I have a lot going on. But I haven't ruled it out yet.

11:32 PM
Please dont forget to subscribe to www.youtube.com/cansecotv hope you all had a great day! Check in with you tomorrow for sure.

Wed Feb 24 2010

09:13 AM in reply to
@MMAjunkieDann Look forward to the show on @MMAjunkieRadio tomorrow.

09:17 AM
Yesterday we had some really big meetings! Looks like my story will be broadcast via Reality TV! I can't wait to show you my life.

09:19 AM
Hopefully you guys are checking out www.youtube.com/cansecotv and subscribing!

09:21 AM in reply to
@ThunderTreats No. i live in Southern California. That would be a little too big of a drive! I was just there this weekend though.

09:22 AM in reply to
@jonaszamora Thank you.

02:23 PM
I am at fitness unlimited working out 16836 devonshire st granada hills great gym come by and check it out

04:50 PM
www.youtube.com/cansecotv subscribe!!

04:52 PM
For any and all media or business requests please set it up through @Mike_Keck follow him. Thank you.

09:45 PM
In the gym again! Got to keep up the pace!

11:27 PM
RT @peteulatan: Fresh off the presses: Don't miss @thefrankmir @JoseCanseco & @tuffnuff on @mmajunkieradio 9am 2/25: http://bit.ly/dcZOc9

Thu Feb 25 2010

09:45 AM
I will be live on @MMAJunkieRadio 10:30 am pacific time. dont miss it! www.mmajunkie.com/radio free and live on the internet!

08:16 PM
How was everyone's day?

Fri Feb 26 2010

09:25 AM
RT @JasonNASA: @JoseCanseco I work at NASA, get me some followers who like space :-)

09:26 AM
#FF follow these people @RDeRouch @DrFNA @scccage @702heatrock @StweetphenObar @suzyn_waldman @mrejr8234 @FauxARod @redsoxlucas

09:32 AM
#FF follow them @Man_in_a_box @JCarson10 @heat06champs @NinjaNifer @Bella_Brady @ho11ywood25 @timk75 @KevinBerard @stevecofield @MMARoundup

12:27 PM
I played in a celebrity charity Poker tournament last night. @JoannaKrupa was the host. Her & her sister are beautiful!

02:54 PM
RT @stevecofield @DanaWhite's nightmare continues: Mainstream media still loves Canseco http://dlvr.it/3Ghq

Sat Feb 27 2010

05:46 PM
http://twitpic.com/15qyao - Whats this you ask? Me, Rich Chou & Scott Coker having lunch....

09:13 PM
www.youtube.com/CansecoTV please subscribe when you can. Thanks!

10:28 PM in reply to
@UNIFORMSNMORE We are working on that.

10:37 PM
RT @StrikeforceMMA: post fight interviews are up on http://strikeforce.com and http://youtube.com/strikeforcefilms !

Sun Feb 28 2010

12:02 PM
Went to the playboy Mansion for The masquerade party with my beautiful girlfriend Leila. Then ran out of gas on The way home! What a night..

12:07 PM
I am in bed with the hottest girl on the planet

12:10 PM
Anytime u want the truth ask me I won't sugar coat it or give u a political answer u deserve the truth

12:11 PM in reply to
@VRadio @JoseCanseco. Stick with me

12:13 PM in reply to
@AM10_adiromania @josecanseco because our world is made ujp of lies we need to change that

12:13 PM
http://twitpic.com/10jn61 <<<there she is!

12:14 PM in reply to
@Jax_s102r9s3 even if u don't like me I still love u

12:15 PM in reply to
@Zellyanks my girlfriend leila

12:16 PM in reply to
@jav224bmore @JoseCanseco yes I have googled myself half that stuff is incorrect

12:18 PM in reply to
@benezbawe that's all u can last

12:24 PM
All the good people need to take a stance against the haters stand up for urselves and fite back go for ur dreams don't let any hater tell u

12:26 PM
No or what to do and always sjupport the truth no matter how many armies u have to fite I will be by ur side

12:30 PM
Life is about how mant punches u can take how many times u can get knocked down and keep getting up and moving forward I am ur biggest fan

12:30 PM
I am one of u

12:32 PM in reply to
@Legendgary ur the man positive thinking

12:32 PM in reply to
@espn what

12:41 PM
RT @nanakay13: @michael_schlact Rt:..getting somewhere in life! How do I know? ...on same T list as @QBKILLA, @Evan3Longorico!) 2 outta ...

12:42 PM
Mike what's up call me

01:09 PM
Scot coker call me let's make thi fite happen I will work hard

02:08 PM
RT @RevRunWisdom Ladies & Gentlemen always remember::: if no1 has ever been upset with you,, uve probably stood up 4 nuthin ur entire life

02:35 PM
dont forget to subscribe www.youtube.com/cansecotv and bookmark www.JoseCanseco.com

02:35 PM
Also, for all business and media contact @Mike_Keck follow him

04:25 PM
Eating at sage brush cantina with friends

04:30 PM
I am with rob dible and his wife the pro bowler

04:32 PM
Rob and eric are going done bowling tonite

04:38 PM in reply to
@RevRunWisdom what's up

05:08 PM
Everyone follow my friend Rob Dibble @Rdibs49 ex @MLB pitcher and now sports analyst and radio show host.

08:18 PM
we are about 2 weeks away from launching www.josecanseco.com

08:18 PM
but in the mean time www.youtube.com/cansecotv is the place to be!

08:19 PM
thank you for the continuous support! it is appreciated.

09:02 PM
Jose Canseco admits he was ill-prepared for MMA debut, still angling for second chance | MMAjunkie.com: http://bit.ly/bqtDMi

Mon Mar 1 2010

09:46 AM
Mason lerner is a hater be carful. With him let's expose all haters on twitter like they do with child molesters

09:52 AM in reply to
@machinefist. R u a haterf

09:53 AM in reply to
@AjAntolik. Thanks

09:57 AM in reply to
@MarkybSODMG. How do u do that

10:06 AM
@Sweetsoss you must be a hater and hate The truth. Keep living in your world of lies and hypocrisy

10:37 AM in reply to
@rammerjammer74 it was a home run

10:39 AM in reply to
@CValente1976 @JoseCanseco. Ambedr alert mikssing girl everyone help even u hatderfs

10:51 AM
Mike is thaT u@Legendgary

10:52 AM in reply to
@Legendgary. What's up big mike how's business

10:54 AM in reply to
@supermarkmtz ok do it

10:55 AM
If u no a haiter expose them to me and the world

10:56 AM in reply to
@Sweetsoss. Uur a hater

10:57 AM in reply to
@Sweetsoss. Then don't follow me

10:58 AM in reply to
@vsquadmusic haiter

10:59 AM in reply to
@Legendgary sounds good

11:00 AM in reply to
@BushLeagueTimes. Ok that's funny

02:58 PM
www.youtube.com/cansecotv please subscribe when you get the chance.

09:43 PM
The block button is > than a HATER hahahahahahah

11:32 PM in reply to
@MidwayIllustrat www.JoseCanseco.com will have all that info. Just a couple weeks away.

11:32 PM in reply to
@chanelv5 @Racegirl247 @jkleinbaby @robfam11 Thanks for the support.

11:35 PM
Don't mind the spelling errors. New phone with a funny of way spelling words on its own! Hope you all had a great day.

Tue Mar 2 2010

04:37 PM
B e careful with the irs they r coming down hard on people

04:39 PM in reply to
@axemaster I agree thank u

04:40 PM in reply to
@PlayaSkills thanks buddy

06:16 PM
RT @Mike_Keck - CESAR GRACIE ON JOSE CANSECO VS HERSHEL WALKER- MMA WEEKLY - Mixed Martial Arts & UFC News: http://bit.ly/aDGZBp

08:55 PM
Dont forget to check out www.youtube.com/cansecotv when you get the chance!

Wed Mar 3 2010

01:18 PM
What's up big mike. I am eating with leila she's so hot

01:27 PM in reply to
@Racegirl247. Who are u

02:30 PM
My girlfriend finally convinced me to get my hair done

03:21 PM in reply to
@espn tiger is the man and also human like us well maybe super human even I couldn't handle so many girls

03:23 PM
Tiger woods I love him he's the man. He's also human well maybe superhuman even I couldn't handle so many girls. Pimp daddy s

05:12 PM
http://twitpic.com/16gw4m

06:39 PM
For all business and Media please contact and follow @Mike_Keck thanks!

Thu Mar 4 2010

09:32 AM
Good morning twitter!

02:12 PM
Who is interested in spending the day with me and seeing what my life is about

02:17 PM
1000 per day we can do anything if interested in spend a daY with jose email me at jc7264@yahoo.com

03:03 PM in reply to
@Rebeccatx yes

03:05 PM
All the money is going to a charity

06:09 PM in reply to
@Santifuego. I am a nice guy u can come for free and tell people how much fun u had with me

06:10 PM in reply to
@RRJJ well mlb is like the mafia I still may get wacked

06:13 PM in reply to
@adriangarro kids n eed help the charity is worth it

06:15 PM
I want to teach kids about baseball proper hitting. Power hitting without steroids

11:42 PM in reply to
@Dizfactorinc @JoseCanseco yes it is

11:43 PM in reply to
@statfame @BigBlueAL1980 @JoseCanseco thanks

11:44 PM in reply to
@dgoins33 @JoseCanseco would loved to

Fri Mar 5 2010

08:55 AM in reply to
@mlb37 @JoseCanseco don't need producer need financing produ@cers r a dim a dozen

09:08 AM in reply to
@mlb37 I am for real r u

09:09 AM in reply to
@34siena u must be part of thbe machine the way ur dressed

12:55 PM
Dont forget to check out www.youtube.com/cansecotv when you get a chance.

02:49 PM
What do u guys think about a twitter talk show were u get to ask me all types of. Questions. Also u can visually c me

02:51 PM
I want to answer all my fans and ofcourse haters questions about evrything and anything

02:53 PM
I want kids to ask me about basball ,how to get bettger without steroids they r overated anyway

02:57 PM
I am going to create a format that allows me to answer all ur questions. Tired of the media twisting things around

02:58 PM in reply to
@analhi_es @JoseCanseco. Gret eyes

02:59 PM in reply to
@PKRIDES @JoseCanseco listen to me ur the man a slump doesn't exist. Its called being human ur not a robot

03:02 PM
Picking up my daughter from school now

03:17 PM
Hi this is joses daughter josie... my dad just picked me up from school and grounded me and is being mean! I'm ticked offfffffffffffffff

05:06 PM
I will be live at 815 tonight pst on http://www.tonybrunoshow.com/

05:54 PM in reply to
@kirkbern for nine days u low life cockroach

07:59 PM
I will be live at 815 tonight pst on http://www.tonybrunoshow.com/ tune in! he is also live on the AM dial sports talk in your city!

08:17 PM
RT @TonyBrunoShow: @JoseCanseco Looking forward to having you on man. Talk to you in a few.

08:17 PM
@TonyBrunoShow <<<follow Tony Bruno one of the best radio shows on air today.

08:34 PM
For all media and business follow @Mike_keck he can set it up.... thanks

08:34 PM in reply to
@Holtke4987 we will have something up on www.josecanseco.com in a week or so. thanks.

09:26 PM
www.cansecovswalker.com go cast your votes! lets make it happen!

09:28 PM in reply to
@looking_out_4u. C@an u give me more info. Email me at jc7264@yahoo.com

09:31 PM in reply to
@old_tired_crank @JoseCanseco. If ur a true fan yes

09:32 PM in reply to
@aTexasAttitude @JoseCanseco trying to talk to all my fans

09:36 PM
My daughter is 13 and out of control she looks like her mom beautiful. Any advice out there

09:37 PM in reply to
@spiffboxmodels @JoseCanseco I like it let's do it

Sat Mar 6 2010

01:33 PM in reply to
@lizzfilms. Thanks for the advice

01:37 PM in reply to
@mrcharismact @JoseCanseco I like that

01:39 PM
Thanks for the advice most of it was great

Sun Mar 7 2010

02:36 PM
Just took my daughter to play softball man can she hit catching is a problem

03:05 PM in reply to
@daveyu22 @JoseCanseco. U should atleast I don't lie

03:07 PM in reply to
@BmoreSandlots @JoseCanseco. I am with u

03:14 PM in reply to
@clm911978 @JoseCanseco ok

07:24 PM in reply to
@Matt_Diehl that's not very nice - josie (his daughter)

07:25 PM in reply to
@goldigga4ever. She's 13

08:13 PM in reply to
@CansecoRookie. Sell it if u need the monet

Mon Mar 8 2010

12:17 PM
If I select u for spend e day with me here are ur options and rules. We can go bowling ,work out, wecan spar mma style ,play any sport and

12:26 PM in reply to
@mikeschilling82 yes ofcourse

04:12 PM in reply to
@Steponice that's kinda mean -his daughter josie

04:26 PM
For any of you seriously interested in spending a day with me please email adaywithjose@josecanseco.com leave a name & # Thank you.

04:42 PM
Emails are already going crazy. It is much appreciated. This isnt a male or female thing. ANYONE willing to pay $1,000 & come to L.A. is in.

04:44 PM
I'm not picking you, YOU are picking me! @Mike_Keck will be in contact with you as your emails come through to set things up.

04:58 PM in reply to
@dunnle You would be surprised dunnie. At 1 point I was getting $5,000. Have a great evening! I will!

05:01 PM
A lot of people on twitter are very bitter & angry. I feel bad for a couple of you. But, I guess ignorance is bliss. LOL

05:02 PM
You are all entitled to your opinions. But lets face it, if you just unfollow me, you dont have to read what i type. KICK ROCKS HATERS!

05:04 PM
A day with Jose has nothing to do with the reality tv show i was speaking of yesterday. This is a different. Totally.

05:04 PM in reply to
@dunnle It's not.

05:06 PM
Funny, either I'm gaining followers by the second, or the haters aren't unfollowing. HYPOCRITES! LOL

05:06 PM
RT @Burd4: @JoseCanseco Screw everyone who can't handle truth respect you for the book n everything you say its true! people just dnt w ...

05:06 PM
RT @JasonNASA: @JoseCanseco haters are fans in denial, why else would they follow you.

05:07 PM in reply to
@dunnle no worries dunnie.

05:07 PM in reply to
@Ankle Ok, well now you can just be blocked. I spelled all those words right didn't I?

05:10 PM in reply to
@proc5000 I like the new Miken Freaks.

05:11 PM
RT @willclarkfan22: @JoseCanseco good job. I told people years ago canseco is gonna go off cuz I know how u wanted 500 hr's. Payback is ...

06:00 PM
RT @mvansant: @JoseCanseco People only hate Jose Canseco because they're hoping for their 15 minutes of fame that you can provide.

06:00 PM
RT @cizzlebizzle75: Jose, i think you are very brave to face your critics each day! Screw the haters!!!! RT @JoseCanseco You are all ht ...

06:00 PM in reply to
RT @jkleinbaby: @josecanseco straight up i really respect you. im one of the biggest baseball fans out there and im ashamed at how mlb h ...

06:01 PM
@proc5000 Yes sir. Heavier the better!

06:01 PM in reply to
RT @sarahbandy: @JoseCanseco remember....haters make you famous, tell them to hate the game not the player ;) CC: @BernieGernay

06:01 PM in reply to
@sorensic714 I like Hater better than disgruntled fans.

Tue Mar 9 2010

04:47 PM
@22Fresh if I did turn u down I am sorry I love kids maybe I waS having a dad day

09:53 PM
I want to coach at any level anyone interested let me no I love the game so much wish I was still playing it .I have dreams about it .

09:55 PM
I also want to be an actor tha was one of my other dreams

09:57 PM in reply to
Nobodys perfect do the best u can do with life

Wed Mar 10 2010

11:26 AM in reply to
@meredithwrogers who r u

11:26 AM in reply to
@CageDeath that's cool me to

09:22 PM
@meredithwrogers. Sounds good

Thu Mar 11 2010

09:17 PM
www.youtube.com/cansecotv don't forget to subscribe!

Fri Mar 12 2010

08:51 PM
Come watch our coed team play tomorrow at arcadia

Sat Mar 13 2010

10:30 PM in reply to
I played in coed softball tournament today we won 4 games and lost 2 we came in second place I hit 15 hrs had a great time

10:33 PM
@StweetphenObar email me I will play jc7264@yahoo.com

10:40 PM
I am looking to put together an incredible coed softball team to play tournaments in southern california u must try out. Jc7264@yahoo.come

10:42 PM in reply to
U must try out and will be hand selected by me if ur significant other is awesome I will consider him email me jc7264@yahoo.com

10:44 PM
@darealshawtyboy. Boreing

Tue Mar 16 2010

11:06 AM in reply to
If u did all the work and someone mad 6k how much should u make out of that money

12:52 PM
@manheuser that makes sense to an ignorant scum child molester hater likeu

01:05 PM
How can god exist with so much hatred around

04:18 PM in reply to
Hey todd how is mom and pop doing say hi to the girls for me

Thu Mar 18 2010

01:41 PM in reply to
@hc1964ss email the info jc7264@yahoo.com

01:43 PM
@millionbowloff I am in email me the info jc7264@yahoo.com

Fri Mar 19 2010

10:54 AM in reply to
Still looking for invertors for the altimate celebrity fighter reality based show please email me at jc7264@yahoo.com

04:23 PM
@romaniandylan I would really try to hurt u cause ur a coward

04:26 PM
Soon everyone will be able to talk to me live

04:27 PM
I am on the toilet thinking about writing a third book

04:29 PM
If god does exist y does he let people lie and deseve and hurt each other

Sun Mar 21 2010

09:32 AM
Here in new York for a charity event signing autographs!

09:52 AM
http://twitpic.com/1a22ep My fans are awesome

10:26 AM
This is Jose's girlfriend and everyone should know that he is a DICK

10:35 AM
Don't worry little sweetie its not a prank.

10:46 AM
I need ideas on how to make my girlfriend not mad at me!

04:01 PM
RT @BernieGernay: Some woman asked @JoseCanseco if him and I were related. Jose is going to look into this.

Tue Mar 23 2010

08:00 AM
The fbi will be at my house in 20 minutes kind of scared will let u no what they want if I can after they leave

08:16 AM in reply to
@haydeenyy maybe because what I say has a lot of weight I should be a politition

08:22 AM
Omg I just got a subpoena to testify before the grand jury about roger clemens,andrew pettite and others on Thursday april 8 2010 at 100 pm

08:31 AM
Its like the godfather when I thought I was out they drag me back in. And now it begins again,bye the way my testosterone levels were

08:42 AM
Checked testerday guess what the levels where 400 to 800 being normal

08:44 AM
My levels are very low 150

08:47 AM in reply to
@Bookgirl96 tiger is the man I love him

08:48 AM
Tiger is the man I lve him don't hate greatness

08:50 AM
I love golf and everything tiger does can't wait to read his book I would call it the studdddd

08:54 AM
Ur right couldn't be a politician cause I tell the truth

09:34 AM in reply to
@sauceybastard and have a huge cock that ur girl can choke on bet that turned her on check her panties small cock

09:42 AM
The shits gonna hit the fan real soon. Stay tooned

Wed Mar 24 2010

03:05 PM
@T1Yodervillan just played golf with jeremy sumpter he actually out drove me he can crush a golf ball his dad is good to

04:33 PM
I am looking to put jeremy sumpter in my reality show called the altimate celebrity fighter he would be awesome in it

04:36 PM in reply to
@3guysinagarage would love my own talk show bring it on

04:38 PM
If anyone is interested I would love my own radio or talk show I can bring hard cold facts and deliver it like no other

07:18 PM in reply to
@JasonAaron1 yes how much does it pay I can double the ratings

07:19 PM in reply to
@lizmathews12 yes how much does it pay I can double the ratings

07:25 PM
Email me jc7264@yahoo.com I want to have my own radio or tv sports talk show. If u can finance it or want to hire me I can sky rocket rating

07:42 PM in reply to
@CoryBrock get in the ring with me u little bitch I must break u

07:49 PM in reply to
@Padgoi don't be jealous it makes u look more stupid than what u r if that's possible

07:50 PM
Don't u guys want to no the truth about things even u haters

07:53 PM
I am looking for celebrities for the ultimate celebrity fighter. Its a low contact show email me jc7264@yahoo.com

07:57 PM
I am looking at my girlfriend thinking of attacking her with kisses

07:58 PM in reply to
@meredithwrogers yes that's me

08:10 PM in reply to
@borasharmy email me let's do it people deserve the truth jc7264@yahoo.com

Thu Mar 25 2010

03:47 PM in reply to
@SacksJacked what's ur budget like

07:01 PM
I just met the baseball coach of monroe high school mr wagner what a nice guy.I also worked out hitting baseballs throwing off the mound

07:07 PM
Then I actually hit softballs with a miken psycho usssa bat further than a baseball will be helping the team if they need me with hitting

07:12 PM
Monroe high is in northridge california. I need someone to donate about 10 dozen new baseballs to the team for batting practice please .

07:14 PM
If u can donate baseballs for the high school email me at jc7264@yaoo.com

07:20 PM in reply to
@Zach_81 look in the mirror that's disturbing

07:26 PM
@NateDiaz209 what's up buddy how r u

Fri Mar 26 2010

12:21 AM
@MissLeilaS goodnight everyone yes even u haters unless ur vampires u have to sleep

02:48 AM
http://twitpic.com/1azz80 look at my sexy girl

09:46 AM in reply to
@shesnat how r u. Keep ur glove on the ground my email is jc7264@yahoo.com if the girls need more help

09:55 AM
People I am not rich all of my money went to friends,x wifes,family members,bad investments,irs,and helping out strangers,and attorneys

09:58 AM
Add my girlfriend on twitter she just got one! Twitter.com/MissLeilaS

10:10 AM in reply to
@hockeystarr ur rite sweet

10:57 AM
http://twitpic.com/1b2rgb kick ur ass

11:00 AM
http://twitpic.com/1b2rti fighting a giant 7;2. 369 lbs. Hong man choi

11:10 AM
http://twitpic.com/1b2tyw Oops I dropped it

03:10 PM
Spoke with shannon elizabeth about the show I created the ultimate celebrity fighter I hope she comes on board

10:42 PM in reply to
@mbrown72480. I bet I can kick ur ass in 39 seconds punk

10:47 PM
Omg I just won the lottery I am going to buy u haters some love u need it.and a big teddy bear to squeeze sometimes I need one to

10:52 PM
I now no y people r angry every day.when bills r pileing up irs is after u. U can't find a job and jjust had a fite with ur girl.

10:53 PM
And nobody likes u dammm am I becoming a hater oooo n ooo

10:57 PM
@MissLeilaS hey sexy u sleeping with me tonite

11:02 PM in reply to
@KevDough. No he only calls me when he needs something

11:09 PM
Actually I love people to much if I had tbe money I would help everyone out I don't like material things I was born poor and I will die poor

11:12 PM
It hurts me that people hate me I wish I could change that I have nightmares about baseball and that dam book I wrote

11:13 PM in reply to
@gary_mccullough the best talent I have ever seen

11:13 PM in reply to
@gvreddyy hi what's up

11:15 PM
Its hard work acting like I am tuff and strong all the time I need a break anyone want to be me for a week

11:18 PM in reply to
@miguelit0h kinda sad

11:28 PM
I got sensitive for a moment ok back to my old self again all of u can kiss my big hard boooty.hey y did the skinny kid cross the road

11:29 PM
To buy steroids on the other side.hahahahaha

11:36 PM
I am going to bed goodnite my loyal friends

11:40 PM in reply to
@ChronicleProd its me u asshole

Sat Mar 27 2010

04:41 PM in reply to
@gabestuhh ok I will get one to u

04:42 PM
Went with leila and our dogs to the dog beach it was fun

08:39 PM
Going to the movies withleila. To c she's out of my league

08:44 PM in reply to
@DWeeD87 I havnt told anyone ur moms a whore

08:46 PM in reply to
@JohnnyHardwood7 I no u ur a little loud mouth punk

Sun Mar 28 2010

12:05 PM
Were playing a baseball game today at south Pasadena high at 2:00 part of the MSBL 35 and up league.

07:12 PM
Bowling with my @MissLeilaS

09:57 PM in reply to
@PizzyPatches 289

Mon Mar 29 2010

12:42 PM in reply to
@JohnnyHardwood7 deal. I will not go easy on u

12:45 PM
I need the haters to keep it real they show me every day how fucked up this world is and how bad our politcians are

12:47 PM
http://twitpic.com/1btcnq brawl

06:45 PM
http://twitpic.com/1bvie8 my dog bruce

07:52 PM
www.youtube.com/cansecotv please subscribe to that!

07:52 PM
and also dont forget to bookmark www.josecanseco.com when you get the chance.

Tue Mar 30 2010

09:25 PM
http://twitpic.com/1c41t8 what a hunk

09:30 PM
What's up people had meetings and then hit some softballs the miken bats are awesome rite out the box who wants to challenge me to a competi

09:32 PM
A home run comp u can use a baseball and I will use a softball and a miken bat let's do it come to l a

09:34 PM
My miken softball bats are not shaved or rolled nothing has been modified

09:45 PM
I don't use any illegal drugs or illegal bats and will challenge anyone to a hr hitting competition come to los angeles

09:46 PM in reply to
@TattoosbyJustin. With what a golf ball

09:49 PM
I am serious email me let's do it jc7264@yahoo.com

09:57 PM in reply to
@gabestuhh I was hitting there today

10:02 PM in reply to
@Aassia42 I just emailed u back do u live in los angeles

10:04 PM
I love twitter

10:06 PM in reply to
@bertbach ur girl can sucka on this

10:14 PM
Y do we hate so much y can't we just love and respect and help each other when we r down.nobody is perfect we all make mistakes

10:15 PM in reply to
@MaxVagabond sweet

10:17 PM
We should all play baseball and love life

10:18 PM in reply to
@pipothestar y not

10:19 PM
How many people out there love me come on u no u do gimme a kiss

10:22 PM
Hey bye the way there's no crying in baseball

10:26 PM
My fans love me

Wed Mar 31 2010

01:21 AM
Does anyone know where I can get some 50 core softballs for a home run hitting contest

01:24 AM
Email me if u have info on the softballs must be 50 core jc7264@yahoo.com I will advertise a sporting goods store if they donate the balls

Fri Apr 2 2010

11:06 AM
Heading out to a dog beach in huntington with my girl leila my daughter josie and her friend and of course the dogs bruce ,zoey,lilly

11:08 AM in reply to
@dhbrownsports that was me

11:12 AM
Our society is all fucked up.when did perception become reality I am here to tell u the truth.we r insects in the governments eyes

11:14 AM
As long as we act like idiots we will be treted like cattle grow up stop hating ur neighbor stop being jealous of ur own friends

11:16 AM
I will Allways give it to u straIght.if u have the guts to listen

11:18 AM
I have more inside info than u cam imagine been to hell and back met the devil himself if we continue hating he will win

11:46 AM
I want my gang to listen closely this is for the peole who fite for the truth and fite against injustice.hagters hate because they look in

11:48 AM
The mirror everyday and hate whate they c they don't have the courage to change that's the truth.its easy to hate and blame someone else

10:27 PM in reply to
@radicalname I don't want to be a role model u cock sucker

Sun Apr 4 2010

11:57 AM
Played in tha annie duke celeb tourney yesterday came in tenth couldn't hit the flush got knocked out

11:58 AM
It was at the bicycle casino best place ever

12:43 PM
Happy easter everyone

01:08 PM
For one day we should love everyone just one day c how it feels when. Everyone loves u back

09:47 PM
Just finished training with a couple gracie fighters

Mon Apr 5 2010

09:52 AM
www.josecanseco.com launching soon!

09:53 AM
dont forget to subscribe to www.youtube.com/cansecotv when you get the chance

09:54 AM
have any of you ever been here... www.wethewest.com @mike_keck owns that with a few of his friends.

09:55 AM
Hope you all had a Great Easter. Look forward to another hectic week!

Tue Apr 6 2010

11:20 AM
I am at a meeting now for my girl meeting later on a project with girls gone wild

11:29 AM
http://twitpic.com/1dojne modeling

07:19 PM
I posted 4 photos on Facebook in the album "Pro Fights" http://bit.ly/aTKu6U

07:22 PM
I posted 15 photos on Facebook in the album "Life" http://bit.ly/91cvw2

07:58 PM
Become my fan on facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jose-Canseco/111251422236708?v=photos#!/pages/Jose-Canseco/111251422236708?ref=ts

09:07 PM
Just got back from boxing and cardio now going to work out with weights trying to get to 260 lbs

Wed Apr 7 2010

05:43 PM
Come look me up on www.spiffbox.com you can email me Talk to me via the phone and get the real information on what's going on in my life

06:09 PM
about to go to the gym training for big fight hopefullt not with hong man choi

10:02 PM
SPEND A DAY WITH JOSE is ready to go and getting full fast! Email SpendAdayWithJose@yahoo.com if you are interested!

10:27 PM in reply to
@nazh_scofield email spendadaywithjose@yahoo. Com if interested

10:29 PM in reply to
@meredithwrogers email spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com

10:31 PM
Spend a day with me and my girlfriend @MissLeilaS Email spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com

10:39 PM in reply to
@Tim_in_CT no. Email spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com if interested

Thu Apr 8 2010

12:33 AM in reply to
@Brumann WWW.josecanseco.com

12:35 AM in reply to
@balla65201 yes email spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com for info

10:35 AM
will be on spiffbox everyday sometimes with other celebrities

07:29 PM
Spend a day with Jose for 1500$ email spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com serious inquiries only. Thanks!

09:43 PM
training for a big fight call me for details

Fri Apr 9 2010

10:54 AM
SPEND A DAY WITH JOSE Email SpendAdayWithJose@yahoo.com for details and pricing SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE

Sat Apr 10 2010

02:22 AM
Sorry everyone but I am completely full for the first month of spend a day with jose.sign up for next month quickly I can only schedule 15

09:33 AM
Playing Softball in the entertainment league. Spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com hurry before your spot is gone

Sun Apr 11 2010

06:11 PM
i am going to be on spiffbox from 10am till 2pm mon thru friday

Tue Apr 13 2010

09:56 AM
i am here

09:58 AM
talk to me

10:28 AM
U want to talk to me. And ask me anything go to www.spiffbox.com

10:29 AM in reply to
@AlexiaSparks. Spiffbox me let's talk

10:29 AM in reply to
@footejb. Yes I can help her pitch

10:31 AM
I am setting up a web cam on skype on spiffbox let's talk and u can c me

10:34 AM
Hey u idiots go to www.spiffbox.com I want to c u face to face u punks scared

09:58 PM
my web cam is working and ready to go

09:59 PM
lets chat or call me

10:02 PM
come see me live on spiffbox .com on my web cam

Mon Apr 19 2010

08:35 AM in reply to
@jkleinbaby I still made them look stupid u punk

08:37 AM
No more mr nice guy fuck all u haters next guy I get in the ring I will show u what's up bitches

08:42 AM
U fucking scum bags don't have the balls to get in the ring mean while u talk shit about me say it to my face low life humans

08:47 AM
This world is full of lyars scum hypocrits and cowards not to mention corrupt politicians that's y the end is near. Look in the mirror

08:49 AM in reply to
@bigsicktrucks fuck u bitch

08:52 AM in reply to
@ProSportsAngels thanks buddy

08:55 AM
We are geneticly an evil species that needs to be corrected

08:56 AM in reply to
@JonBorowski found it in ur ass all ten inches

08:57 AM in reply to
@Shonny_28 or what little fag

08:59 AM
I wish I could bring this anger into the ring btween what baseball has done to me and u fucking haters I could kill somÃ¨one rite now

09:00 AM in reply to
@uknowmarcel racist againt haters

09:03 AM in reply to
@SCasualties bunch of fags over acting I tell it like it is

09:05 AM
If u c me on the streets u better give a thumbs up or I will think ur a hater

09:07 AM in reply to
@AmyAtCiti u understood me so shut the fuck up and go suck a dick

09:10 AM
U motherfuckerfs can dish it out but u can't take it I new u where cowards fucking genetic malfunctions should have been killed at birth

09:12 AM
Remember the movie 300 that's tbhe way it should be get rid of the shit at birth would be a better world today

09:14 AM in reply to
@Flound2k because he's one of u a lyar and hypocrit

09:17 AM
Accept the truth I make ur life more exciting other guys won't even talk to u but u crytisize me how fucked up r u guys bottom line u need m

09:18 AM
You fuckers need me to put u in ur place

09:20 AM in reply to
@dustyaltena a bad day will start when u look in the mirror

09:23 AM
I am the only celeb who cares enough to tell u like it is the truth all the others have agendas and are always politically correct fuck that

09:25 AM in reply to
@iamjmac did u suck ur morning cock ur an escort

09:26 AM in reply to
@RockiesReview help urself and brush ur teeth

09:29 AM in reply to
@brandstatter I bet I could work ur wife little dick

09:30 AM in reply to
@KerryPrice00 ok I guess I need a hug

09:32 AM
@MARIALOUISE46 y do we have so many religions and only one god

09:34 AM
If I where president respect and honesty would be established again just like in japan learn from that culture

09:38 AM
I am like a lot of people that society has destroyed or alianated for telling the truth or standing up for there beliefs

09:40 AM
The government looks at us like if we where rats that need to be controoled or exterminated

09:42 AM
By the way bill mahre is my heroe he's got balls

09:44 AM in reply to
@jmkobus dammmm ur ugly

09:47 AM
Look in the mirror and ask urself have u told the truth lately or lied and kissed someones ass to benifit urself

09:49 AM in reply to
@msegura21 mark is awesome but pujols is great to

09:50 AM
Ok ur rite its bill maher

09:53 AM
Ok my girlfriend just woke up she's gonna kill me when she finds out what I said to u guys.ok got to go hey by the way love u guys

09:53 AM
Oh and kiss my ass.lol

10:00 AM
I am signing off but won't u be my neighbor

10:01 AM in reply to
@Small_Meadow it feels good to let it out sometimes u should try it

10:04 AM
Ok guys I vented we should all try it sometime it feels good just to let it out ,I will be the person u can vent on I am kinda use to it

10:06 AM
U guys have no sense of humor losen up fuckers

10:07 AM in reply to
@Htwngirl ur nasty

10:08 AM in reply to
@chrisolds2009 y u so ugly

10:11 AM
I wanted to be a comedian or an actor or freddie krueger one two freddies coming for u

10:13 AM
Hey stupid my testosterone levels are at 159

10:14 AM
But I could be bi polar or maybe just crazy who can figure it out

10:18 AM
Goodbye all of my stupid inbread followers remember stupid is as stupid does.dammm I love u guys

10:24 AM
I am creating the jose canseco club very fiew can enter but u can never leave.welcome to hotel california, what a lonely place

10:26 AM
I would rather be stupid and honest than smart and a lyar whitch one r u

10:28 AM
Who saw the movie kickass I want to be like that

10:30 AM
Should have raised my daughter as an assasin she could have joined kickass and the gang

10:32 AM
Let's create our own society.tell the truth always or die

10:37 AM
You bastards better hope I don't get my own radio show cause I am gonna expose all u lyars out there. Hey by the way go on spiffbox i

10:39 AM
On. Spiffbox u can chat with me it will also connect u with my skype account so I can motherfuck u on web came u got the guts pussy

10:40 AM
Will be on spiffbox in ten minues all u haters talking shit let's go

10:45 AM
come on bastards i am waiting what ur ***** to tite

10:48 AM
i am on www.spiffbox.com come and get me wimps

Wed Apr 21 2010

05:43 AM in reply to
@RyanVEstrada ur rite I told the truth and In todays world that's quite a shame

05:44 AM
Telling the truth in todays world is quite a shame

05:48 AM
I am back ur worst enemy the truth I am here to humble u and put u in ur place if u don't like it kiss my balls inbred loosers

05:52 AM
We should have a national truth day just say what u feel let it out don't hold back fat is fat ugly is ugly

05:56 AM
Dam I have to deal with u dumb, lieing racist, inbred.homophobic,hipocryts again today.u no the government wishes they could exterminate u

05:58 AM
Wake up bastards when I am on twitter u better listen bunch of followers and zombies

06:01 AM in reply to
@eipee73 @OneSmugPug @JoseCanseco this world is a train wreck because humans are genetically evil and destructive

06:02 AM
I am tired of u people u bore me

06:05 AM
Does anyone have any balls anyhmore tell me something interesting r u scared of ur own shadow someone out there be real tell me anything

06:06 AM
Tell me something about urself something personel or dark

06:09 AM
Didn't realize I was so powerful to ruin a trillion dollar indutry guess I am

06:10 AM
The truth is always a meltdown because ite seldomly herd

06:14 AM
I have done it all and am just beginning

06:17 AM
Warriors come out and playeay

06:18 AM
I need strong warriors

06:18 AM in reply to
@JustANailGirl I hope so

06:26 AM
Besides my genetically perfect girlfriend I would have a boring life if it wasn't for u guys I would go crazy thanks for being there

06:27 AM in reply to
@Discomunkey @JoseCanseco are u in jail

06:32 AM
Welcome to my world the twilight zone .where perception is reality and nothing seems to be what it is.am I crazy,angry,joking.happy bipolar

06:34 AM
if u can figure me out I will call u personaly

07:47 PM
How many peoplel want to c my ass beat in a fight

09:48 PM
Who out there wants to kick my ass

Thu Apr 22 2010

08:58 PM
Check out my interview with Matt Minkus here! http://www.tinyurl.com/l3gvew

09:32 PM
Everyone vote for my girlfriend !!! http://www.maxim.com/girls/hotties/2010/91127/leila-northridge-ca.html?position=0&week=8&year=2010

Fri Apr 23 2010

10:17 AM
Email spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com for information and pricing on Spend A Day With Jose! Serious inquiries only please

01:18 PM
Vote 4 my girlfriend!!! http://www.maxim.com/girls/hotties/2010/91127/leila-northridge-ca.html?position=0&week=8&year=2010 @MissLeilaS

07:55 PM
I bet I can beat u in almost any sport who wants to challenge me

Sat Apr 24 2010

06:51 PM
Email spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com if you are interested in pricing and details about Spend A Day With Jose.. Serious inquiries only

06:55 PM
Vote for my babe @MissLeilaS http://www.maxim.com/girls/hotties/2010/91127/leila-northridge-ca.html?position=0&week=8&year=2010

Sun Apr 25 2010

09:49 PM
email spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com Serious inquiries only for info and pricing on Spend A Day With Jose!

09:52 PM
Only a few more days to vote! http://bit.ly/auDU2X @MissLeilaS

Sun May 2 2010

07:51 PM
ok i am back in town leaving again for the testimony i have to give about roger clemens

Tue May 4 2010

04:14 PM
Email spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com for info and pricing Only a few spots left!

Thu May 6 2010

02:56 PM
Time to work out

02:57 PM in reply to
@Roysox thank you

Fri May 7 2010

02:18 AM
just finished watching iron man 2 with @MissLeilaS

02:43 AM in reply to
@EsQuiVeLi was good!

08:13 AM
Traveling to Houston Texas for a signing / appearance

Sat May 8 2010

01:25 PM
Fanfest was awesome...thanks to Houston and SportsRadio 610! And

07:42 PM
Finally back from Texas.

07:43 PM in reply to
@marcel3341 I'd like to come back soon

09:11 PM
Out to dinner with @MissLeilaS

Sun May 9 2010

07:59 AM
Off to pitch a baseball game

11:16 AM
Breakfast my girlfriend made me http://twitpic.com/1mhrbo @MissLeilaS

Mon May 10 2010

02:34 PM
Who wants to challange me in the sport of your choice? ?

02:36 PM
For info and pricing ... Email spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com

08:26 PM
Just had a training session with the Gracie trainers... watch out Hershel Walker

Tue May 11 2010

03:39 PM
At our private park training

Wed May 12 2010

02:09 PM
At the filming of the price is right

Thu May 13 2010

12:17 AM
All u haters talking better walk the walk.....

12:19 AM in reply to
@Tim_in_CT this is very true

12:33 PM
2 meetings then training again...

03:55 PM in reply to
@MMA_FAN_17 sure ill have my gf in mine

03:55 PM in reply to
@Allan1031 u too!

Fri May 14 2010

09:33 AM in reply to
@magnavore happy birthday

Sat May 15 2010

12:43 AM
long day but still can't sleep!

08:13 PM
Going to the stars and stripes charity for wounded soldiers at the Playboy Mansion with my girlfriend @MissLeilaS and the Gracie fighters.

Sun May 16 2010

12:35 PM
playing baseball in the MSBL league

12:36 PM in reply to
@ChefHec71 yes

Wed May 19 2010

05:23 PM
Discounted tickets 4 Playboy Summer Solstice party @ http://summersolstice2010-leilashennib.eventbrite.com/ @MissLeilaS and I will b there

10:18 PM
Discounted tickets 4 Playboy Summer Solstice party @ http://summersolstice2010-leilashennib.eventbrite.com/ @MissLeilaS and I will b there

Thu May 20 2010

10:13 AM
We haved a prison mentality that's crazy watch mike and mike

10:15 AM
Someone from the mike and mike show should call me asap or give me a number to call in

10:44 AM
By the way dr anthonys. Smile studio. He's the best dentist and my friend . Www.doctoranthony.com. check it out

10:56 AM
Mlb needs me to to a manager I am ready

Mon May 24 2010

04:33 PM
I am at galvin ford should I buy a car

04:44 PM
Galvin did it for me at 15445 roscoe blvd they are awesome best deal Ever

Tue May 25 2010

08:21 AM
Tickets 4 Playboy Summer Solstice party @ http://summersolstice2010-leilashennib.eventbrite.com My gf @MissLeilaS and I will b there

11:50 AM
Follow my boy @doctoranthony not only iz he a balla like me but he's gonna crack yur ass up!!!!Guaranteed!!!

11:55 AM
Who thinks they can beat me at anything on my new tv show, Canseco vs. World? Wanna be on my show? What can you beat me at on my show?

12:06 PM
No seriously though you guys have to fallow @doctoranthony if you want to be entertained. He's one funny motherf#%&*r

12:34 PM
This is @doctoranthony ! I'm taking over joses twitter account. Wait till you see what I did to his grill!! Bling bling!!

12:38 PM
Still on Jose's Twitter its @doctoranthony. If you don't check out his new show Jose vs World I'm gonna have to yank some teeth!!

12:42 PM
Fallow @doctoranthony if you want to see fast cars, fast women and def not fast food..

12:47 PM
Just drove and hour and a half to see @doctoranthony... the BEST dentist in CA!!

12:50 PM
I don't know how this guy (@doctoranthony) gets any work done around here with all these hot women walking in and out of his office!

12:52 PM
Hanging with my boy @doctoranthony at club Smile Studio OC.. oh wait, its a dental office.. my bad!

12:54 PM
I was partying with @doctoranthony at the Playboy mansion.. thought he was Hefs 3rd world adopted son he knew so many Playmates...

12:58 PM
@doctoranthony is ordering me up some bomb ass lunch from Charley Palmers head chef @chefaymar. Talk about service! www.Doctoranthony.com

01:29 PM
@doctoranthony 's Smile Studio getting my grill hooked up my the man himself! Awesome staff and comfortable office! www.doctoranthony.com

01:31 PM
To all my fallowers with PPO dental insurance who hate f'n co-pays you better check out my boy @doctoranthony and www.doctoranthony.com

01:36 PM
Getting ready to chow down on some Charlie Palmer courtesy of @doctoranthony 's boy @chefaymar. Dr Anthony knows how to show u a good time!

01:40 PM
There's a good reason why everyone from the sports world to the modeling industry brings their smile to @doctoranthony www.doctoranthony.com

01:43 PM
Thought I was gettin drilled and filled at the dentist today but I'm having a blast kickin it with @doctoranthony at his Smile Studio

01:48 PM
Hey @doctoranthony where's your lab coat and dorky haircut man? Thought you where a dentist not an entertainer! Check em out everyone!

01:58 PM
Yumm that was some good food that @doctoranthony hooked up from Charlie Palmers head chef @chefaymar! VIP style! Thanks Doc Ant!

02:00 PM
All you guys afarid to see a dentist you better check out @doctoranthony. Him and his awesome staff will take amazing care of you!

02:05 PM
@doctoranthony is one funny ass motherf#%k$r!! I keep forgetting I'm at the dentist! Bring your teeth to him! www.doctoranthony.com

02:16 PM
Ok don't add @doctoranthony he's not really that funny... these girls aren't that pretty.. he's just some lil small town dentist..

02:17 PM
Check out my party bud @doctoranthony.. we're gonna be hangout a lot!

Wed May 26 2010

08:25 AM
Why do you guys hate me so much cause I told the truth and fixed the game and probably saved someone life like your kids or brother or frien

08:36 AM
If your sister or close friend was being raped by an athlete in the losker room and I saw it would I be a snitch if I talked or not

08:40 AM
Our whole society has been programed by our system to lie that's why our government,the media and corporations lie to us everyday

08:42 AM
We need to stop accepting all the lies the truth no matter what is always the right way

08:45 AM
Can we handle the truth as a society in the movie a few good men the statement. We can't handle the truth. Rings a bell look in. The mirror

08:46 AM
Can you handle the truth no matter who saids it or whatever circomstance its said under

08:50 AM
Bottom line is that we live in a deseased world that the government has to control or else we will destroy ourselves

08:53 AM
The evil,jealous.envious haters outway the good ten to one look in the mirror and be honest witch one are you.can you handle the truth

08:56 AM in reply to
@MatthewRBeck. Thanks ,thought it was good to

08:57 AM in reply to
@K_Garb your odviously a hater

08:59 AM
My fingers are to big for this tiny keyboard

09:05 AM
I am going to shut all you haters up on my show now that you have looked in the mirror and no who you are

09:06 AM
I need all you scum bag low life jealous haters who want to be on my show to tell me why I should kick your ass besides the odvious

09:12 AM
How's this kiss my ass

12:09 PM
On the golf course

Thu May 27 2010

02:20 PM
Back in OC with @doctoranthony!! gave him a one of a kind baseball bat so he can deal with all the haters! www.doctoranthony.com

02:27 PM
I love comming to @doctoranthony 's smilestudio. Awesome staff and Playmates come in and out like its the playboy mansion.

02:28 PM
www.doctoranthony.com

02:32 PM
Kicking it with @doctoranthony at his smile studio watchin him do his thing and talking about how we deal with the haters...

02:49 PM
My boy @doctoranthony needs his own show! This guy is too much and his office is amazing!! www.doctoranthony.com

02:55 PM
@doctoranthony is the man! Who else gets to work on the most beautiful women in the world &make them more beautiful without the slice n dice

03:10 PM
If you wanna get your grill hooked up right check out my boy @doctoranthony, he's the best dentist in CA and one crazy ass mother#*%*!$

03:15 PM
Having a great time @doctoranthony 's smile studio! If you think this place is anything like your dental office I dare you to check it out!

11:28 PM
See my column on july 1st on rotoinfo.com

Fri May 28 2010

07:38 AM
@BernieGernay. Everyone come out I will really be there

02:12 PM
Spending the day In Venice with my girlfriend @MissLeilaS and daughter

Sat May 29 2010

10:48 AM
@BikiniBombshell follow

10:53 AM
Tickets 4 Playboy Summer Solstice party@ http://summersolstice2010-leilashennib.eventbrite.com/ Code: LEILA @MissLeilaS & I will b there

Sun May 30 2010

05:21 PM
Just got done at the Huntington beach dog beach with my daughter and girlfriend @MissLeilaS and friends. ..now going downtown to eat!

Fri Jun 4 2010

07:46 AM
come see me tomorrow, June 5th, 11am for my IN-STORE-SIGNING @UpperDeckSports. UD Retail store in Huntington Beach!

08:34 PM
Did u guys c my interview

Sun Jun 6 2010

02:58 PM
At the grove with my @MissLeilaS

06:58 PM
Spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com Email for pricing and availability on spend a day with Jose!

Thu Jun 10 2010

02:02 PM
Who wants to fight me on my show

02:03 PM
I am 46 and can beat you guys in any sport you pic

Fri Jun 18 2010

05:24 PM
pitching for an all star high school team

Sat Jun 19 2010

09:20 PM
just watched my beautiful daughter at her dance recital

Sun Jun 20 2010

08:06 AM in reply to
@ergenekon2 just wait until she's 13! Goodluck!

Tue Jun 22 2010

01:34 PM
This time only one tweet.. I'm @doctoranthony 's office.. you guys should really follow him he's a cool guy!

08:49 PM
Working out training for my charity fight in Hartford Connecticut on Saturday

Wed Jun 23 2010

12:20 PM
At the park training boxing and cardio

11:30 PM
Playing some awesome Poker baby

11:31 PM
I'm doing a porn next week. We'll bring a donkey to it's knees baby

Fri Jun 25 2010

07:58 AM
flying to Connecticut for my charity fight with @MissLeilaS

Sat Jun 26 2010

09:09 AM in reply to
@ScottyK57 middletown

11:04 AM
Fighting a boxing match for charity tonight

11:40 AM in reply to
@georgethagreek yup that's why its sold out

Sat Jul 3 2010

11:46 AM
Errands then poker time

Tue Jul 6 2010

08:05 AM
Sikahema fight was set up he couldn't beat me in a million years that's why he won't fight me again

08:09 AM
I will crack your skull if I c u

08:10 AM
I am back to show everyone who's boss

08:12 AM
Look at the fight and you tell me he never hit me twice and I was never hit hard

08:13 AM
I don't use any illegal drugs I am natural now

08:14 AM
Good morning all the haters awake yet

08:16 AM
Can't tell you but I can't believe you guys can't tell it was odvious

08:17 AM
How do you know you ever used steroids

08:20 AM
The only real fight I had was with hong man choi the rest I carried and held them up.and I know that none of you haters have the balls

08:21 AM
To fight a man that is 7,2 and weighs 360 lbs

08:21 AM
Not mad just speeking the truth

08:23 AM
Things are not always what they appear to be

08:28 AM
Working on another real fight not celebrity boxing

08:29 AM
Should I let the 60 year old hogan from arkansas beat me or not

08:32 AM
Better to be a has been than never to have been

08:36 AM
Guys don't be jealous cause I am tall dark and handsome and just turned 46 and have a gorgeous 23 year old girlfriend not to mention that

08:37 AM
I am hung like a clydesdale dammmm I am good

08:38 AM in reply to
@haydeenyy what are you a hood rat

08:41 AM in reply to
@Felinefeet @JoseCanseco looking for a sponsor

08:43 AM
@KSJ49 I have been asked by vivid but I have a daughter

08:45 AM
@haydeenyy no way he looks better than me and by the way I play against guys half my age not a senior league

08:46 AM
@Platinum_1983 don't be jealous small time

08:48 AM
@ryanmckeen you can't help it cause I tell the truth and you know you love me down deep inside the world needs more people like me

08:49 AM
If I where a politician things would be different honor and truth would reign supreme

08:53 AM
@WAD1980 your right cause the truth hasn't been relevant since then

08:58 AM
I am bored of you guys no one has a smart comment to make its like I am dealing with a bunch of dumb chimps or something

Wed Jul 7 2010

05:20 PM
I need an investor to open up my own baseball indoor school.if your interested please email me at jc7264@yahoo.com

05:25 PM in reply to
@wctvhost @JoseCanseco I want to teach kids not to make the mistakes I did and how to become physically and (cont) http://tl.gd/2c96qm

05:30 PM
I know more about the game than anyone out there I can show you how to be a superstar without the use of any chemicals

Thu Jul 8 2010

05:01 PM
Just arrived in little rock, Arkansas . Boxing tomorrow at a minor league stadium

Sat Jul 10 2010

07:42 AM
Hogan is a 60 year old man that couldn't defend himself give him his day in the sun.if you would hurt a guy like (cont) http://tl.gd/2e4266

07:43 AM
I would crack your skull in the ring

09:14 AM
Anyone that would take advantage of a 60 year old man in the ring deserves to get there skull crack open by me in the ring

09:16 AM
I can't wait to get you haters on my show

Sun Jul 11 2010

05:32 PM
I am back don't let me beat u up in the ring after a 60 year old beat me .and don't let me knock u out .u will have to kill yourself after

05:34 PM
You haters will fight me on my show,it will be a blast showing u want I can really do I will not hold back because I hagte haters

05:36 PM in reply to
@mgshowtime u will get ur chance

05:40 PM
You scum bags think beating up a 60 year old is cool that's y when I get u in the ring I am going to put u in (cont) http://tl.gd/2f2bcm

05:41 PM
The hospital or a coma

05:44 PM
I hate u haters more than ever now I know what scum bags you really are and I will have my way with u in the ring very soon

05:49 PM
Es

05:55 PM
@sareledev you will get the chance on my show to say it straight to my face in the ring

05:58 PM in reply to
@MWiegel54 did u c the fight dumb fat ass

05:59 PM in reply to
@CVazquez15 I need u on my show

06:01 PM in reply to
@HaydenGerson ur so stupid do u really think they can beat me in a real fight

08:55 PM
Hey david that was me on skype u moron

09:05 PM
Stop playing games what do u mean no pic what the heck to david frank

09:41 PM
I want to fight mike golic he's an ass a big fat ass hey mike let's get in the ring

09:43 PM
Y u so jealous I use no steroids and look incredible don't be such jealous hater

09:45 PM
Hey golic u think I am a joke in the ring I won't hold u up and go easy on u. Knock your fat ass out

09:47 PM
Someone get ahold of mike fat ass golic

09:49 PM in reply to
@DarthDaisy drop dead bitch

Mon Jul 12 2010

07:59 AM
Anytime I need a reality check on what you liars and hypocrits are about I go on twitter,it reassures me on why (cont) http://tl.gd/2ffh0h

08:00 AM
All other countries want to exterminate us

10:37 AM in reply to
@HarleyRider88 sounds good call me

01:02 PM in reply to
@AGentleBrees u will get ur chance

Tue Jul 13 2010

11:57 AM in reply to
@WWE_STAFF_2010 nikki who

08:25 PM
@shitnobodysays what do u think if I become a baseball manager

08:25 PM in reply to
@Thomas3times watch the video punk

Wed Jul 14 2010

07:50 PM
I just hit a bomb in. Softball I bet you can t do that

07:52 PM
Want to fight me on my show

Fri Jul 16 2010

09:56 PM
My girlfriend is so sexy @MissLeilaS

10:01 PM
Dinner with @MissLeilaS at geisha house

Sun Jul 18 2010

07:08 PM
At the Huntington dog beach with my daughter and girlfriend @MissLeilaS

Sun Jul 25 2010

12:55 PM
Join 24 hour fitness in northridge ask for carlos he will give you a great deal.tell him jose canseco sent you

12:56 PM in reply to
@gizzofoshizzo right here

12:57 PM in reply to
@stickytap thanks buddy

12:58 PM
I am going to be a manager of a mlb team someday

12:59 PM in reply to
@2010WhiteSox @JoseCanseco ur fat u should

Wed Jul 28 2010

09:46 AM
Its amazing how much you guys miss me

Thu Jul 29 2010

09:43 PM
Spendadaywithjose@yahoo.com

Fri Jul 30 2010

12:11 AM in reply to
@Jeydontlie91 your not racist

12:19 AM
We will all be dead one day

12:21 AM
You won't even know when your dead its like never living,same ass before you where ever born

12:24 AM
In time never existing and death are one and the same

12:30 AM
How many of you think you will live for ever

Fri Aug 13 2010

09:33 AM in reply to
@SusieHomemaker1 thanks miss dallas to

09:36 AM
It is true I got evicted everything has gone incredibly wrong since I wrote the book juiced.I am now the modern day frankenstein

09:39 AM
Mlb has gone out of there way to distroy my life and they have succeded.I didn't realize how powerful they are till now.

09:42 AM
I have lost everything. Makes you wanna cry but there's no crying in baseball.and my dad said men don't cry but he was wrong

09:49 AM
To make matters worse the landlords locked me out and I can't get my things out

09:51 AM
Someone should do a show called form the penthouse to the garage

09:54 AM in reply to
@christina1014ny @JoseCanseco. I was never into money I gave a lot to charities ,family ,and friends,not to mention two devorces

09:56 AM in reply to
@mikeallenjr 20k

11:39 AM
I will play softball for food. Lol

11:43 AM
@asjbraves thanks sounds good

11:57 AM in reply to
@the_real_ced how much can u pay

12:01 PM in reply to
@corbitup @josecanseco yes I am sure other x athletes are or have been in my position

12:02 PM in reply to
@the_real_ced where do u play

12:11 PM
Sometimes life is easier when you have nothing

12:15 PM
I had to give away one of my dogs that broke my heart cause I love animals and I am surprised my girlfriend hasn't left me because I have 0

02:37 PM in reply to
@Chefaymar hey buddy how are youj

02:41 PM in reply to
@kellyshar so much what

06:07 PM
First of all tmz is lieing I shop at marshalls

11:18 PM
I appreciate all the support out there. Thanks I know people have gone through the same thing

11:20 PM
I realize that I have more friends on twitter than what I thought .its touching thanks I needed that

11:21 PM
I am sleeping in someones garage but its pretty good

11:22 PM
I grew up poor I don't mind being poor again

11:27 PM in reply to
@karleecupcake I am sorry wish I could help

11:28 PM in reply to
@PHATPANCH @JoseCanseco softball is awesome

11:30 PM
I still have it better than most goodnight

11:31 PM in reply to
@Blahthethird @JoseCanseco no they stuck it in my heart

Sat Aug 14 2010

03:04 PM
Yes I did sign with the laredo broncos I miss and love the game will be with them on monday

Sun Aug 15 2010

08:27 PM
I am packing for laredo I have a 1 am flight will be at ball park tomorrow see you guys there

08:29 PM in reply to
@TheViperRko711 @JoseCanseco what's up

08:31 PM
All you guys should come out and support the laredo broncos we need it

08:32 PM in reply to
@TheViperRko711 @JoseCanseco packing I have a red eye to laredo

08:35 PM
I am a baseball player that's what I know and love .will be buried in a baseball uniform

08:39 PM in reply to
@CREATURES_ @JoseCanseco will be there till end of season

Mon Aug 16 2010

10:43 PM
Hit a home run today at my first at bat here in Texas

Tue Aug 17 2010

11:11 AM
My baby @MissLeilaS brought me goodluck. I'm ready to play again tonite

11:06 PM
Hit another home run tonite and we won it was an awesome game the guys on the team are great having lots of fun

11:07 PM in reply to
@FlawlessAthlete how are you did you like the game

Wed Aug 18 2010

01:20 AM
When life knocks you down get back up and fight,its not how much you can dish out its how much you can take and keep moving forward

01:29 AM
@WWE_STAFF_2010. I would rather be your friend than to fight you

01:32 AM in reply to
@jel2100 @JoseCanseco. Less pressure just a lot of fun ,just like when I was a kid

01:35 AM
@WWE_STAFF_2010. What are you doing up so late

01:39 AM
You don't need steroids to hit homeruns I am doing it at 46 with no practice and a bad leg.steroids are overrated and I will prove that

01:42 AM in reply to
@jel2100 @JoseCanseco. We will never find out but what a great thought if I were given the chance and led the majors in hrs without steroids

01:45 AM
I am learning how powerful the mind is ,I thought I couldn't hit anymore and my daughter told me I could cause she believed in me so I did

01:47 AM
Sometimes it only takes one person to believe in you

01:52 AM
I am happy playing the game I love.I will play as long as I physically can and then I will play in my mind till I die

01:54 AM
I wish I could play baseball for ever like when we were little kids what fun

01:55 AM in reply to
@jel2100 @JoseCanseco I don't need money just baseball

01:59 AM
Sorry but I am so excited that I am playing again that I can't sleep,wish everyone could feel how I feel right now.

02:03 AM in reply to
@CarlosDelgado42 @JoseCanseco you can do it cause I believe in you

02:07 AM in reply to
@CarlosDelgado42 @JoseCanseco do it I am behind you don't let them tell you no

02:08 AM
Fight,fight,fight,fight,fight,fight,fight,fight,fight,

02:10 AM
You don't have to win to succeed just fight

02:14 AM
You should see the glow these kids have playing independent baseball.they make no money and have the worst equipmet and love the game

02:18 AM
These kids have taught me how to have fun again,something you loose when your in the majors,because of all the (cont) http://tl.gd/371ic0

Sat Aug 21 2010

12:34 AM
@laredobroncos we won again went 5 for 5. With hr and 4 rbi

11:15 AM
At Hooters on mcallen Texas with @MissLeilaS

Sun Aug 22 2010

03:35 PM
It's hot as a mo fo

04:27 PM
Oops that was me @MissLeilaS I thought I was on my Twitter :)

11:15 PM
I have 4 hrs and 13 rbi in 6 games. Ave around 400 all without steroids at the age of 46.I will prove once and for all that steroids

11:20 PM
Steroids are completely overated.players should be inducted into the hall of fame that used steroids because they would have performed great

11:21 PM
Without the use of steroids

11:22 PM
My daughter believed that I could do it so I did

11:27 PM
Put guys like mark mcgwire,rafael palmeiro,sammy sosa.juan gonzales, in the hall of fame they are baseball,some of the greatest players ever

11:29 PM
Steroids are overrated you don't need them I will prove that

11:32 PM
Players also used cocaine,marijuana,and greenies,those are illegal and still were inducted into the hall of fame,give them a break

11:35 PM
I can hit a softball 500 feet just hit a baseball 565 feet without steroids.all steroids did was destroy my life ,I gained nothing from them

11:38 PM
Mark could come back steroid free and hit 60 hrs,I believe in him if I can do it he can do it even easier

11:43 PM
It is sad how revengeful and hateful our society has become I feel bad for our future

Thu Aug 26 2010

06:05 PM
We all love baseball

Fri Aug 27 2010

06:31 AM
@JosieDaTiger ok I want you to come up now

11:49 PM
I am sick and tired of our system allowing liars and hypocrits to thrive and succeed when honest good people suffer

11:53 PM
Try to take what's mine when I come get it and I will crush you

Sat Aug 28 2010

12:18 AM
You steel the little things I have left and you will face me

12:19 AM
@m_mcquade1978 who r u

01:07 PM
You guys are taking this way to seriuos this I s part of a show howa my acting

Sun Aug 29 2010

10:22 AM in reply to
@jhnikeguy my girlfriend and her friends

11:39 AM in reply to
@jhnikeguy sounds good Thank you

12:00 PM in reply to
@jhnikeguy how do u have access to Nike products?

02:03 PM in reply to
@jhnikeguy ok sounds great good to meet u. Lets talk soon we can work something out with your Nike products with the reality show I'm on

02:04 PM in reply to
@jhnikeguy email missleila99@yahoo.com and ill email you my number

03:11 PM
http://twitpic.com/2jhxet

03:13 PM
My girlfriend @MissLeilaS turning me into a fitness model too http://twitpic.com/2jhxet

03:13 PM
Tagged: @MissLeilaS - http://twitpic.com/2jhxet

10:05 PM in reply to
@thebigindian21 yes

10:36 PM in reply to
@thebigindian21 no prob sorry for your loss

Mon Aug 30 2010

09:32 PM in reply to
@litabandino27 who are you

09:36 PM in reply to
@litabandino27 don't be so jealous your small and weak

09:46 PM in reply to
@litabandino27 you are odviously crazy

09:46 PM in reply to
@litabandino27 @JoseCanseco. Or else what

09:48 PM
@litabandino27 is this a threat

10:28 PM in reply to
@litabandino27 your odvious mentally ill and need help poor thing

10:28 PM in reply to
@litabandino27 are you a man or woman

Tue Aug 31 2010

12:32 PM
@BieberDetroit my daughter loves you

01:30 PM in reply to
@BieberDetroit she's in love with u call her

02:52 PM in reply to
@JosieDaTiger that's was me Leila ;)

04:44 PM in reply to
@JosieDaTiger oh haha he wrote to ur dad so I thought it might b him haha

Sun Sep 5 2010

10:07 PM
What don't you guys get I don't use any roids

Mon Sep 6 2010

10:22 AM in reply to
@TE831 @JoseCanseco thanks buddy

10:24 AM
Thanks for all the support trying hard to show that steroids are overrated and you don't need them to be great

10:25 AM in reply to
@Catcher19 @JoseCanseco I am happy for him sure would like to face him

10:26 AM in reply to
@dofferdahl @JoseCanseco I agree

10:28 AM in reply to
@40lovesampras r u a grocery bagger

Tue Sep 7 2010

01:11 PM
I want to teach you guys how to hit a baseball or softball 500 feet without the use of steroids

Wed Sep 8 2010

09:41 PM
I want to be on pros vs joes. I can out distance and beet any human being in a home run hitting competition.I am watching the football comp

09:42 PM
The pros are getting smoke by the joes how embarrassing

09:43 PM
Why can't you believe that I no longer need or use steroids

09:44 PM
Haters will always lie

09:45 PM in reply to
@embark32 @JoseCanseco will beat them also

09:47 PM in reply to
@kraeer my toe is more athletic than ur whole entire generation

Thu Sep 23 2010

04:45 PM
I need an attorney pro bono my lanlord evicted me and would not let me take my chandeleers with me ,need your help to get them back

Sat Sep 25 2010

07:36 AM
At Charity home run hitting competition in Tampa

Wed Sep 29 2010

06:54 PM
I am so glad everyone out there has a perfect life,maybe putting me down makes u feel better glad I can help

06:57 PM
No matter how much you hate me or lie about me or put me down,I will always help someone in need and stick up for the truth

Sun Oct 3 2010

11:28 AM
Easr bound and out is based on my life ,I wish the producers would contact me I can help them with more info

11:30 AM
Sorry east bound and down

Fri Oct 15 2010

01:41 PM
Im here in New York on Celebrity Apprentice competing for my charity B.A.T. baseball assistance team

Sun Oct 17 2010

04:29 PM in reply to
@tinabina29. If I lay off twtter ur life will be boring

04:30 PM
Monday we start to shoot yessss

04:33 PM
I am about to show the world who I really am no more mr nice guy u can't take advantage of me and lie about me again cause I will fight back

Wed Oct 20 2010

01:35 PM
Wifey http://twitpic.com/2zbux7

01:36 PM
http://twitpic.com/2zbux7 - girlfriend Leila

01:36 PM
Tagged: @MissLeilaS - http://twitpic.com/2zbux7

01:38 PM
http://twitpic.com/2jhxet - breakfast my girlfriend made me

01:38 PM
http://twitpic.com/1mhrbo - breakfast my girlfriend made me

01:43 PM
@MikeEsterman Good just waiting for the holding fee to move forward

Fri Oct 22 2010

03:10 PM
People always sign her up for these things...but vote for my girlfriend thanks http://www.msbikiniworld.com/contestant.php?id=MissLeila

Sun Oct 24 2010

09:22 AM
At my dentist in NYC @drshawnsadri.

Mon Oct 25 2010

04:09 PM
Our three new puppies right after theyre born. http://twitpic.com/30vrdd

04:17 PM
First born RIGHT after he was born...biggest of our three http://twitpic.com/30vtdq

Tue Oct 26 2010

09:14 PM in reply to
@castro7474 Chihuahua pups

09:15 PM in reply to
@BHildebrandUSMC chorkie Chihuahua and teacup yorkie

Wed Oct 27 2010

01:21 PM in reply to
@BHildebrandUSMC Yes 2 are for sale

Thu Oct 28 2010

11:25 AM in reply to
@namehint. Ok

Sat Oct 30 2010

10:49 AM in reply to
@dan_offerdahl. Yes I would

Tue Nov 9 2010

08:07 PM
If you guys want to talk to me on the phone call me at 310 862 6309. We can talk about anything,find out what's really going on in basball

08:09 PM
Call me you haters 310 862 6309 if you have the balls

08:39 PM
You can contact me at 310 862 6309,you will be charged a fee to talk to me directly and part of that fee will go to the charity b.a.t.

08:41 PM
The charity b.a.t. is the baseball assistance team whitch helps out minor leaguers financialy

08:43 PM
RT @marracino94: RT @JoseCanseco: Call me you haters 310 862 6309 if you have the balls

08:45 PM in reply to
@feedmecupcakes @JoseCanseco call me and say that to my face tough guy

08:47 PM
Ok I am only one person please call tomorrow I can only handle so many calls

08:50 PM
Call me I will tell you about my fights if they were set up or not

Wed Nov 10 2010

10:40 AM
310 862 6309 I am ready for you call me now let's talk.you will be charged a small fee half of it will go to a charity

10:42 AM
If you don't believe its me when you call me I will get on skype with you

03:22 PM
310 862 6309 haters can call me now and confront me ,where are the haters so far its been nice people,are you haters scared

07:29 PM
talking to Mike right now via my fan lin at 310 862 6309 for a small fee which will be donated to BAT charity!

10:51 PM in reply to
@Bozalini thanks buddy

Thu Nov 11 2010

11:11 PM
On the way to palm springs with @MissLeilaS I'm available on my fan Line for the next 3 hours 310 8626309

Fri Nov 12 2010

12:51 AM in reply to
@carloHcortez both

Mon Nov 15 2010

12:45 AM
Girlfriend Leila and I at the Playboy golf tournament http://twitpic.com/371ieo

10:30 AM in reply to
@Mpiddy happy birthday buddy

Wed Nov 17 2010

10:22 PM
@RyanSacks6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOjnWwTkkmI @JoseCanseco paste into browsers...its an interview with (cont) http://tl.gd/71ftp9 Canseco about tweeting his phone number!

10:23 PM
@RyanSacks6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOjnWwTkkmI @JoseCanseco #BlackFriday Shared via Tweetcaster

Fri Nov 19 2010

10:25 AM
So much anger and hate in our world no wonder why our society can't function properly

10:54 AM
You should hug the people you hate will make you feel better about yourself

11:01 AM
I told the truth and saved the game

01:50 PM
I am broke but I am happy do you need a hug even I need one sometimes

01:55 PM in reply to
@BrianSlavicek need a hud buddy

02:35 PM in reply to
@YaddaDigYadig you need a hug for sure

02:37 PM
If I could hug you to take your pain away I would

02:42 PM
Let's try saying and doing nice things for people for just one day

02:56 PM in reply to
@sharapovasthigh that's funny a hug for you

04:40 PM
Hugs for everyone who needs them from me

04:41 PM in reply to
@katerstheace thanks

04:42 PM in reply to
@rsmccain a hug for you

04:43 PM in reply to
@JohnnyReign you get 2 hugs for that

04:47 PM
Who needs a hug out there

04:47 PM
Call my fan line back just missed you

04:51 PM in reply to
@Wade_Collins_ I have nothing to be jealous of I am like everyone else just trying to be happy and giving out hugs

05:21 PM in reply to
@ProTender email me at jc7264@yahoo.com

05:25 PM
Hug the person next to you and tell me how you feel

05:26 PM in reply to
@GeeRuu hug for you

05:27 PM
I feel like someone carfes about me

05:28 PM
I feel like someone cares about me

05:29 PM in reply to
@feedmecupcakes hug for you

05:30 PM in reply to
@TheRealSomebody you need a hug buddy

08:07 PM
Trying to get financing for my baseball indoor training facility if your interested in a partnership email me at jc7264@yahoo.com

08:08 PM
I can send you a business plan

08:44 PM
2 Puppies for sale http://twitpic.com/38e54v

Sat Nov 20 2010

10:49 AM in reply to
@CVazquez15 ok give me your number will hug you over the phone

10:56 AM in reply to
@ElizabethMcGraw thanks I appreciate that advice a hug for you

11:09 AM in reply to
@HeavenHollywood I would but I will be with my daughter ay the movies

11:15 AM
If I can make you feel a little better about life leave me your number and I will call you and give you a hug over the phone

11:16 AM in reply to
@HeavenHollywood ok set up a time

11:16 AM in reply to
@VOIPAKM no fee

11:25 AM in reply to
@ryanvooris it is real

11:26 AM in reply to
@Jamie_Deanne I can draw two big arms

11:27 AM
@lostinlife1031 when life knocks you down get back up and fight and hug somebody

11:37 AM in reply to
@JKoozak you nned a hug bad send me your number please

11:39 AM
I will call as many as I can but there are hundreds of you will do my best

11:39 AM
@craigframpton so cute

11:44 AM
if I give you a phone hug you must hug a total stranger and tell them to do the same and so on. Ok

11:50 AM
I am also right now on skype video me. Josecanseco4040

12:13 PM
Lauren skype back

12:13 PM
My battery is dying on my phone

09:20 PM in reply to
@IMSkacan happy bday

09:22 PM in reply to
@movinggrace hug u tomorrow

09:23 PM in reply to
@425BenchPress hug for you

09:24 PM in reply to
@Perfect_Beanis u just need a hug

09:28 PM
Love your neighbor and say hi to them and give them a hug

Sun Nov 21 2010

12:45 AM in reply to
@alwayslovinglif good night

12:46 AM in reply to
@ELL_BC tomorrow I will

02:25 PM
My girl is beautiful and I love her to death

04:20 PM
http://twitpic.com/390df5 my babe @MissLeilaS

09:34 PM in reply to
@LezzieBlowhan homeless people are good people just got some bad breaks that's all

09:38 PM
Hug your family and tell them how much you love them ,especially your mom and dad cause they will die for you

09:40 PM
I have tried to help people all my life financially ,but now I can't cause I am broke but a hug is a very powerful thing

09:42 PM in reply to
@peter5150 I was living in a garage but I was happy cause my girl leila stood by my side

09:43 PM
You don't need money to be happy ,look at the simple things they will make you smile

09:45 PM in reply to
@JarynObtik your wrong people do care about me and I care about you ,a hug for you

09:46 PM in reply to
@Ennui_Raver I will try

09:48 PM in reply to
@jfitzpatrick81 I am on the road but yes a hug from me to anyone who needs one right now

09:49 PM in reply to
@angelgonzalez06 thanks we can pic each other up we all need it at times

09:50 PM in reply to
@isweartobelieb yes

09:52 PM
Everyone should send a hug to tiger woods the greatest golfer in the world

09:52 PM in reply to
@BizballMaury that made me smile thanks

09:54 PM
Tiger woods a big hug to you and your family from me I have always admired you and know what your going through

09:55 PM in reply to
@isweartobelieb happy

11:59 PM
I am working on getting a phone with a video cam so you guys can skype me anyone have any ideas on how I can get one

Mon Nov 22 2010

01:18 PM in reply to
@tillo13 I am with verizin

01:19 PM in reply to
@mraymond916 yes

02:17 PM
I am on tango right now

02:19 PM in reply to
@BECKHAMcomehome its a phone video app

02:57 PM in reply to
@BigSlam22 can you get a free video cam phone

08:21 PM
When I open my indoor baseball training facility I will train under priviledge kids for free

08:24 PM in reply to
@HeavenHollywood ok will try

08:26 PM in reply to
@HeavenHollywood send me a number and I will call in

Tue Nov 23 2010

01:40 PM
My dad is very ill he is in the hospital fighting cancer let's all of us send him a big hug so he will get better thank you

01:45 PM
Thanks everyone and a happy thanksgiving

01:48 PM in reply to
@Relentor I love two man ball what a blast

11:41 PM
Back in the bay with my girlfriend Leila @missleilas for Thanksgiving

Wed Nov 24 2010

12:27 AM
A big hbug to all the rough riders stationed in irac we all love you guys and thank you for protecting us

12:57 AM
Yes sorry I mean iraq

12:16 PM in reply to
@SalFarnese where is your friend can I skype him

12:17 PM in reply to
@JoPed123 I do the best I can

12:18 PM in reply to
@SalFarnese I will try give him a hug for me

12:20 PM in reply to
@SalFarnese I don't have much money but I can try to get him a computer some how so he can see me

12:21 PM in reply to
@SalFarnese does he have a cell phone

03:04 PM in reply to
@SalFarnese yes I am

10:04 PM in reply to
@HarleyRider88 how do you have them andb why would you give them to me

10:09 PM in reply to
@HarleyRider88 I am following you

Thu Nov 25 2010

06:10 PM
Bay Area come to Club Horizon in San Francisco tomorrow night...I will be there with my girlfriend Leila @MissLeil http://twitpic.com/3a7e49

06:13 PM
Bay Area come 2 Club Horizon in San Francisco tomorrow night...I will be there with my girlfriend Leila @MissLeila http://twitpic.com/3a7e49

Fri Nov 26 2010

01:28 AM in reply to
@rapelogic I am wiyh my family will call on Monday hugs for yoju

Sat Nov 27 2010

04:30 AM in reply to
@HarleyRider88 ok if you do how many are they

05:54 PM
http://twitpic.com/390df5 - its funny how the ugly people are the ones who have something bad to say haha

09:36 PM in reply to
@jnml yes

09:46 PM
I am at the gym trying to stay in shape .just rememger life starts at forty.big hugs for all you guys even the ones that don't like me

Sun Nov 28 2010

09:02 PM in reply to
@ForrestChump would fight him asap

Tue Nov 30 2010

10:37 AM
Merry Xmas to everyone check this out http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/Wpvn7Oyy2IszVv66

01:15 PM
I love @MissLeilaS

02:14 PM in reply to
@MissLeilaS love you more

Fri Dec 3 2010

07:16 PM
I love my gilfried leila she is the best,and she's yummy

Sat Dec 4 2010

02:43 PM
Only one more puppy left for sale looking for a great home http://twitpic.com/3cycdd

02:47 PM in reply to
@SedanoShow teacup yorkie and chihuahua mix and yes

02:49 PM
RT @CharlesMilian: @JoseCanseco Our stepson has a rare genetic disorder.Local tv station did a story.Can you retweet the link please htt ...

03:01 PM in reply to
@whilljr0863 teacup yorkie chihuahua mix

03:12 PM in reply to
@jc_heat305 r u interested in one?

03:12 PM in reply to
@redgarcia40 are you interested in one?

03:56 PM in reply to
@DBS1275 teacup yorkie chihuahua mix

07:56 PM in reply to
@GoJaysGo1982 r u interested in one?

10:48 PM in reply to
@angelgonzalez06 yes it is true

10:51 PM in reply to
@HeavenHollywood my dad is sick I will do ur show soon

11:07 PM in reply to
@GoJaysGo1982 What state r u in

Sun Dec 5 2010

12:02 AM
Anyone want to buy a jose canseco game used baseball bat ,I have 2 of them ,make an offer

12:14 AM
Offers on my game used bats start at 500 dollars

12:23 AM in reply to
@CMAzbell there are no real game used bats anywhere only I have them

12:24 AM
Sorry I have already sold them thank you

12:25 AM
Next item up for ouction spend a day with jose. Who's gonna start the bidding

03:06 PM in reply to
@LezzieBlowhan it is well known that tbe only one who has benn threaton is my girlfriend and myself by you.just because I know your in kkk

Mon Dec 6 2010

06:39 PM in reply to
@JBONE86 happy birthday

Tue Dec 7 2010

05:10 PM in reply to
@LanceStryker your wrong I am the only one that lost everything and I told the truth you have it twisted

Sat Dec 11 2010

11:50 AM
I have way better bat speed always have

11:52 AM
I can dh for any major league team and lead the league in home runs,just give me the chance

11:56 AM
If you set up an iron mike from 36 feet from home plate and it throws 68 mph how fast is that from a regulation mound

12:05 PM
I believe in myself and I believe in you to

12:06 PM
I was laughed at when I said I would do the 40^40

11:16 PM
I will show everyone that steroids are completely overrated once I get the chance to play aqgain.all I need is the chance

11:19 PM
I want the players who's stats qualify to be in the hall of fame steroids or not.someone give me the chance to play again in the majors

11:19 PM
This needs to be done for thease players sake

11:21 PM in reply to
@fireITup23 I use no illegal drugs

11:22 PM
RT @IceCreepsMike: HAHA, joke of the night RT @JoseCanseco I will show everyone that steroids are completely overrated once I get the ch ...

11:24 PM in reply to
@Gregory_Harris I am much better now

11:26 PM in reply to
@jordancasonova I have the same bat speed and even a smarter hitter

11:28 PM
If a team would give me the chance I would not let them down.baseball is my life,I miss the game its part of me,its my addiction

11:30 PM
I will not give up the dream of playing in the majors again,I just cant

11:32 PM in reply to
@YaddaDigYadig I already did apologize.now I need to help them get to the hall of fame

11:33 PM in reply to
@jordancasonova through twitter you can make anything public

11:35 PM
If you love something and it defines you ,never give it up

11:38 PM
I dream about playing almost every night.when I wake up and realize I am not anymore that's when the nightmare begins

11:39 PM in reply to
@RAIDER_LIFE510 that was a wonderful day

11:41 PM
I am and will always be just simply a basball player,my tomb stone will just say. Baseball.

Mon Dec 13 2010

03:16 AM in reply to
@Walkingdead8o I will fight him

02:39 PM
Why is everyone so negative,I will play again

02:40 PM
Life is about beleivinging in something

02:58 PM
I have the same bat speed and still use a 36 lenght 35 oz bat

02:59 PM
Sandy alderson please give me a chance to play first base ,even just a tryout

05:47 PM
So much hatred in the world just because I told the truth

Tue Dec 14 2010

12:03 PM in reply to
@MissLeilaS I am playing golf with my sexy girl

08:36 PM
Tomorrow I am going to put up a video of me hitting off of an iron mike throwing around 94 miles per hour,so sandy alderson can see

08:59 PM
I am trying my best to do my best,life begins at 40.

Wed Dec 15 2010

11:21 AM in reply to
@GILFTay thanks buddy

11:22 AM in reply to
@ImJust2Good86 will work on it

01:29 PM
I am looking for active or x major leaguers to be in a comedy movie acting as themselves,if interested email me at. Jc7264@yahoo.com

01:31 PM
RT @Nick_Adamo: @JoseCanseco I think its absolutely ridiculous that the liers have been accepted back into baseball but the guy who told ...

09:05 PM in reply to
@joewes24 I love toronto

09:05 PM in reply to
@hokie4lif something like that it will be hilarious

09:06 PM
RT @DaV1E_DaVe: @Nick_Adamo @JoseCanseco marinate on this. Jesus told the truth and He was still crucified.

09:07 PM
I am working on video now

09:08 PM
I had a deal with puerto rico to play with them and all of a sudden they killed the deal don't know why

Thu Dec 16 2010

12:14 PM
http://twitvid.com/1HPHZ - Jose Canseco taking batting practice at 46. Using a 36 length 35 oz bat hitting against a 94 mph fastball.

12:21 PM in reply to
@mattbarnes2 yes very serious

12:22 PM
Check out my bat speed at 46. Using a 36 length 35 oz bat hitting against a 94 mph fastball. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZre97P5Aqc

07:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_pEUovum28 Check out my bat speed

07:48 PM
I have been working hard I am reay to play just need a team

10:13 PM in reply to
@kfeelan I love texas and the rangers would play for them for free

Fri Dec 17 2010

12:26 AM
I need to show the world that steroids are overrated.players like mcgwire belong in the hall,someone please sign me and I will prove it

12:30 AM
Sandy alderson I will do what it takes I won't let you down,help me get thease players in the hall please

12:34 AM
I am happy being poor as long as I am playing basball,will donate the money to my charity called baseball assistance team

12:36 AM
I remember always being happy when I was on the field playing.I guess my addiction is baseball what a high when you hit a homerun

12:40 AM
I guess I wrote the book juiced out of blind anger cause baseball was taken away from me.I am truly sorry for that

12:43 AM
I hit in the batting cages and dream of playing in the majors again,well I guess we all have dreams

01:04 AM
Life is funny I only have you guys to talk to on twitter and I appreciate the emotions and honesty.this is like therapy for me thanks

01:18 AM in reply to
@garycurrier sorry to here that

01:19 AM in reply to
@Nicoya4rmda510 yes and the smartest

01:21 AM in reply to
@SpazzyPC thanks

01:24 AM in reply to
@mattius83 I think pete rose should be in the hall of fame

01:26 AM in reply to
@kclavelo that's a lie and you know it,don't be like them

01:30 AM
I had a verbal agreement with a team in puerto rico 2 days ago and it was shut down by mlb because they invest capital in to the league

01:38 AM in reply to
@MadSports8 never give up a dream that's when you die inside

01:41 AM in reply to
@tato13 didn't understand

02:07 AM in reply to
@bklynschwartz21 who knows maybe I saved some kids life

12:18 PM in reply to
@Frank_Dux1 don't give up your dream I am behind you

12:19 PM in reply to
@UnclePdog hugs for you buddy

01:17 PM
I have an identical twin brotherb ozzie he uased the same steroids I did ate the same things and did the same work out,why didn't he make it

01:19 PM
That's proof that steroids are overrated they don't make what's already great great

02:46 PM
Everyone should see. Bigger,stronger,faster. Check it out

02:48 PM in reply to
@RPoe123 just stating facts

02:51 PM in reply to
@ramsfan8_ I have way more information about it now

03:01 PM
The system and the american way allowed us to become great ay any cost and endorsed the use of steroids at one time

03:17 PM
I can turn any contact hitter into a power hitter without the use of steroids.technique and the right menta attitude is key

03:19 PM in reply to
@ignitemusic yes working on indoor training facility

Sat Dec 18 2010

11:51 AM
Be careful with hy tyde the founder of tyde up models media he is a scammer and doesn't pay people who work for him.email me for complaines

11:52 AM
Email me about tyde media if you have complaints let's sue him.jc7264@yahoo.com

07:24 PM
Pivate hitting lessons... maximize your power I can teach proper technique with any size bat. Call Jesse for rates & app 8135312307

07:28 PM
I am located in canyon country california and have a private trainig facility

08:03 PM
RT @Outofboundslive: Someone call this number! RT @JoseCanseco: Pivate hitting lessons. I can teach proper technique. Call Jesse for rat ...

08:31 PM
I have not used any illegal drugs of any kind for years and I won't teach anyone using steroids because they are illegal and overrated

08:33 PM
RT @robbase2110: RT @JoseCanseco: Pivate hitting lessons. I can teach proper technique. Call Jesse for rates & app 8135312307....Jose Jo ...

08:50 PM
Why are some of you so angry and hateful

09:03 PM
You can hate me all you want for telling the truth but love your neighbor and give them a hug

09:08 PM in reply to
@ShadiestNucca the game sold me out first got rid of me used me as an example that hurts

09:10 PM
I just told my story a true one

09:11 PM
I Am realizing that some of you don't care much for the truth and that's disturbing

09:14 PM
The emotion hate always overlooks the truth

09:16 PM in reply to
@P1Day1 cause it was funny as hell I was laughing to

09:20 PM
When perception becomes reality and the truth becomes irrelevant that means its time to shut this world down

09:27 PM in reply to
@BennieBenjamin barry bonds is awesome but mcgwire is the best ever

09:28 PM in reply to
@BlueAndOrange the truth is always known

09:34 PM in reply to
@SpanoJ I am more scared of not playing baseball

09:37 PM
I have made mistakes but I want to help people learn from my mistakes

11:58 PM in reply to
@fuckabunchof I understand because I am in the same boat

Sun Dec 19 2010

12:04 AM in reply to
@22Fresh @JoseCanseco thanks a lot buddy check out 22fresh web site its awesome

01:45 PM
Let's play ball

02:26 PM
I should wear a head cam so you guys can go with me everyplace and walk in my shoes for a while.who wants in

02:28 PM in reply to
@22Fresh yes let's do it I am ready

02:39 PM in reply to
@HB714OC my problems would make you smile

04:07 PM in reply to
@ClassicFratBros sorry to here that a big hug for you

Mon Dec 20 2010

10:02 AM
Don't be negative work hard to be better

10:07 AM
When you have hit rock bottom hold out your hand and I will pick you up

10:10 AM in reply to
@WAD1980 you got it

10:12 AM in reply to
@MichaelJCurry I have long arms

10:18 AM
Let's everyone be possitive at the sam time ,everyone tweet right now /I love you/

10:21 AM in reply to
@iampnelson I try my best

10:25 AM
We all have a soft side a compasionate side that wants to help people.everyone is trying to be to hard its not neccesary

10:28 AM
Great people fight great odds be great

01:26 PM in reply to
@Dlaw2444 joe law is a good person I remember him

01:30 PM
I am lookig for a ghost writer for my third book anyone interested.title will be (the truth hurts it destroyed my life) email jc7264@yahoo.c

09:44 PM
My daughter Josie and girlfriend Leila http://twitpic.com/3hz1nq

Tue Dec 21 2010

05:28 PM
Going to take bp inside tonight

Fri Dec 24 2010

01:13 AM
Thanks for the hundreds of replys on the ghost writing issues,I am looking over all of them this will be a best seller

12:15 PM
The movie xanadu is awesome brings back memories from the past

Sat Dec 25 2010

04:11 PM
Merry christmas eveyone

Sun Dec 26 2010

12:57 AM in reply to
@DJElFenix happy bday buddy

01:16 AM
Give a hug to a stranger

Mon Dec 27 2010

03:26 PM
I hope everyone had a great christmas

03:32 PM in reply to
@PoemTrees same here no money

03:33 PM in reply to
@gio_carrillo baseball. Bats from sam bats

03:35 PM in reply to
@eorvieto text happy hannukah

04:09 PM
HELLO HOW IS EVERYONE DOING

05:04 PM
Going to sign a movie deal on the story of my life very soon

05:12 PM in reply to
@weg959 I hope you get better big hugs for you

05:14 PM
The movie will have a wide range of emotions at least everyone will get to see the truth

05:16 PM in reply to
@thejockocracy My book juiced is 100 percent accurate

05:17 PM in reply to
@dela4803 What do you think the truth is

05:31 PM in reply to
@KeithRusso Yes I love baseball

10:27 PM
I am going to take some you with me to opening night

10:29 PM
I just got the android x and I am talking through the voice recognition it's awesome

10:31 PM
I am going to have 10 of my fans help me with a production I want to get an outside perspective on the movie of my life

10:40 PM in reply to
@shanabartels. I am good how are you

11:22 PM
I am in the gym working out been here for about an hour trying get an incredible shape

11:24 PM
I have been testing a totally legal product I will let you guys know if it works As soon as I have tested it long enough

11:26 PM
Don't ever give up on life workout stay in great shape Our genetic structure allows us to live past 120 years

11:34 PM
Stay positive everyone

11:59 PM
We can help them climb that mountain and be positive

Tue Dec 28 2010

12:02 AM in reply to
@torihatesyou Big hug for you

01:34 AM in reply to
@OliverWriter wow thank you the article was awesome, I just love the game to much. Will never give up trying

01:35 AM in reply to
@sorrowofpain I am so sorry

Wed Dec 29 2010

12:50 AM
This is @josiecanseco on my dads account taking over! :)

12:55 AM in reply to
@leducviolet uhm excuse me its actually a mix of my dad and my mom jessica and my mom made up the name.

12:55 AM
-josie

12:57 AM in reply to
@JakeScobbins naahh bro YOU suck- josie

12:59 AM in reply to
@JerseyJT21 will do :) thanks for the support my daddy loves his fans! -josie

01:03 AM
@justinbieber will you follow my daughter @josiecanseco. She's a huge fan. Im takin her to your next concert in los angeles

01:04 AM in reply to
@lasarte25 well pardon me but maybe if u don't have anythig nice to say, you shouldn't say anything all.... -josie

01:08 AM
Guys people make mistakes and some of u people obviously don't understand that my dad's are in the past. He is doing his best to fix stuff

01:10 AM
And if u had a heart you wouldn't be tweeting my dad these nasty messages. Think about if u were in my dads shoes how u would feel .. -josie

01:12 AM in reply to
@tree_bro was there really a point in that tweet? Exactly, no. So why waste ur time? -josie

01:16 AM in reply to
@jmsAcrtny because its his daughter on his twitter right now not him. Maybe you should get your facts straight before trying to talk crap

01:17 AM in reply to
@CarcelMousineau this actually is his daughter. My dads in his room laying down. Follow me @josiecanseco

01:19 AM
Okay time for me to get off my dads twitter... he wants his phone back haha nice talkin to most of you. Byee! :) go follow me! @JosieCanseco

01:23 AM
To prove that this his daughter il go onto my own twitter @josiecanseco and tweet that I took over my dads account.

01:25 AM
Peace out guys. Have a great new years! :) -josie

Thu Dec 30 2010

07:40 PM
Tomorrow is my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend

07:44 PM
@Angie_Jerez I do

Fri Dec 31 2010

09:04 PM
Happy new year everyone

10:41 PM
At the Playboy mansion with my girlfriend Leila ..happy new year! @MissLeilaS

Sat Jan 1 2011

01:45 AM
Hey santangelo how did you like getting kicked out of the Playboy mansion. I hope your wife knows you're there with 2 girls and drunk

09:06 AM
You attack me and my girl in the playboy mansion and you will get the same thing

Sun Jan 2 2011

12:06 AM
Fp santangelo should box me in the celebrity match at the playboy mansion tweet back lets get this done

12:07 AM
Fp santangelo you can have your chance an attack me again inside the ring

12:14 AM
Anyone get ahold of fp santangelo he threatened me and my girl in the playboy mansion and security kicked him out let's get a boxing match

12:15 AM
Fp santangelo is an x major league baseball player someone get a hold of him

12:27 AM
@GiantsBerto this time I'm gonna fight for real no more mister nice guy

12:35 AM
@FightinHydrant if this is fp santangelo this is your chance to threaten me again this is canseco email me at jc 7264 at yahoo.com

12:40 AM
What would you do if someone threatened you and your girl

12:49 AM in reply to
@Monie4I5 obviously I didn't want to end up in jail that's why wanna fight em in a ring it's legal

12:51 AM in reply to
@elibraden dammmm your smart

11:32 AM
I have a lot of respect for fp santangelo he called me and apologize that takes a big man to do that

Mon Jan 3 2011

08:31 PM
Look up exotic rare artwork on google then look for jc7264@yahoo.com check it out

Fri Jan 7 2011

10:32 AM
I am still testing those anti aging products will let everyone know soon if they work or not

Sun Jan 9 2011

10:18 AM
Good morning good people of the earth

Thu Jan 13 2011

05:20 PM
Everyone put pressure on sandy alderson to sign me as a first baseman

05:22 PM
If I can hit a softball 550 feet amazing what I can do to a baseball

05:23 PM
Sandy alderson let me know what you think I wanna play for you

11:29 PM
I was hitting in masters college hit some balls over the trees in left field and short Hop the back fence which is 605 feet away'softball

11:38 PM in reply to
@dpassen I did 3 months ago 585 feet measured Ask the laredo broncos in texas my first at bat with the independent baseball team

11:39 PM in reply to
@Danosaurus_ I am totally clean have not used steroids for years

11:45 PM
The softball bat I use is called a miken psycho

11:47 PM
I will take on all challengers I can hit a softball further than any man on the planet

11:56 PM
You tube put your money where your mouth is home run hitting competition against jose canseco. 1000 dollar entry fee winner take all

11:57 PM
Contact information for home run hitting competition jc 7264 at yahoo.com

Fri Jan 14 2011

12:07 AM
@SteveSpor I am waiting for you come destroy me

12:09 AM
I am a 46 year old man steroid free come show me what you got now is your chance

12:09 AM
@SteveSpor I am 250 miles travel down here will see what you got

01:28 AM
Email me for the competition at jc7264@yahoo.com

01:31 AM in reply to
@fezzy1 I made the game better

01:32 AM in reply to
@michigantomtom it is a stock bat

01:41 AM
I am serious about this competition.email me at jc7264@yahoo.com

01:42 AM in reply to
@VincePeluso so much hatred for telling the truth and fixing the game what's your real issue

01:49 AM
I got steroids out of the game when no one had the guts to and suffered for it,our next generation will eventually thank me.Basball rules

02:02 AM
Stay active and stay young

02:05 AM
I am working on totally legal anti aging products that actually do work will let you no final results soon

02:06 AM
You can live to be 120 years old I will prove it soon

02:10 AM in reply to
@Makerveli33 yes they crack in 5 swings

02:11 AM
Let's live a long time together

02:12 AM in reply to
@MrChang1232002 no don't die I will help you

02:14 AM
Did you no that eating alot of bananas makes you very strong

02:20 AM
You have to slow down the aging process from the inside out plastic surgery wont do it ladies

02:31 AM
I have been testing a combination of legal products for several years now and so far the results are shocking,created fast reactive muscles

02:32 AM
That means incredible bat speed

02:38 AM
You may not like me but I will always tell you the truth and hope it helps you some way

02:44 AM in reply to
@jseiden5 every one deserves a better and longer life

02:46 AM in reply to
@passeos the haters would love me if they met me the media has lied to them for much to long

02:51 AM
Live long and prosper. I love star trek. Spock he's the man

02:54 AM in reply to
@Midwestfan your right about one thing insanity and the truth Sometimes are the same thing

02:57 AM
I am not the first or the last that has been shunned for telling the truth and making something better

03:00 AM
You guys are lucky you don't have to live with me but I do and I even get tired of hearing the truth

03:02 AM
I have a question is the truth relevant in todays world or am I just kidding myself

03:03 AM
Does perception have more weight than the truth

03:05 AM
What weighs more a tone of feathers or a ton of bricks

03:09 AM
I don't care if you hate me but love baseball like I do

03:12 AM in reply to
@GRC1986 would you hurt a few players to save kids lifes

03:14 AM in reply to
@Gregory_Harris your wrong baseball is much better now

03:16 AM
I just want to make things right,why am I the only one trying

03:17 AM in reply to
@johnnywk3 your right I am

03:20 AM in reply to
@jenmoss most people first reply a ton of bricks but once they think cleary they get it right that's perception (cont) http://tl.gd/84rl6s over reality,think clearly search for the truth

03:29 AM in reply to
@netsexer6969 what is stevia

03:34 AM in reply to
@rljada does the truth embarrass you

03:36 AM in reply to
@Isajakester I want the truth to lead

03:39 AM
Goodnight everyone

Sat Jan 15 2011

03:12 PM
They could have given him a break he was barely over the limit

03:14 PM
RT @ruxpin_exe: Seriously if you don't have @JoseCanseco friended you're missing out on a fucking goldmine.

03:17 PM
He was .01 over the limit they could of given him a break that's ridiculous

Sun Jan 16 2011

11:25 AM in reply to
@132_and_Bush I happen to like to jersey shore cast

11:29 AM
Life is a train ride eventually it will wreck

Wed Jan 19 2011

02:36 PM
Just had an amazing home run competition with the great jeff hall I may have hit 1 further than he did but he hit more home runs

02:37 PM
Jeff hall is a beast as amazing power and I'm happy to say he's a friend of mine

03:36 PM in reply to
@MLBreports are you kidding me I would love to play in japan

03:39 PM
And by the way I am completely steroid free but I have been testing some anti aging products for the last 3 years and wow they really work

Thu Jan 20 2011

11:20 AM
Just sign a softball contract with a company named bass They will produce my first softball bat called juiced It Will be out soon

11:22 AM
The softball back juiced will be able to hit a softball 600 feet and be totally legal I will personally designed it

11:26 AM
Make sure you contact kevin bass at bass company to preorder the juiced bat it's gonna be incredible

11:27 AM
I am going to break the 600 foot mark in softball with the back called juiced

05:20 PM
Go to bass gloves. Com and pre order the hottest usssa bat ever designed by me called juiced

05:28 PM
Also pre order my asa softball bat called the natural at bass gloves. limited edition of both bats juiced and the natural

05:30 PM
Bass gloves.com

05:31 PM
I will be testing the prototypes soon at master's college

Mon Jan 24 2011

05:28 PM
I love my girl leila and miss her very much

05:31 PM
I am testing the prototype softball bats at masters college. On thursday at 11am

05:35 PM
I am testing my prototype softball bats at master's college on thursday at 11 am will let you know the results

05:37 PM in reply to
@ZMPayne yes I will take that as a compliment since I am not on steroids thank you very much

Thu Jan 27 2011

08:27 PM
Just finished testing the softball bat juiced and the natural hit.. one 572 feet the bats are awesome

Sun Jan 30 2011

06:45 PM
RT @CansecoRookie: #RT this amazing video footage: @JoseCanseco hits a softball 572 feet! #FREAK #BEAST #MLB Demand tht Jose Play in 201 ...

08:03 PM in reply to
@DodgerJam10 I hit 1 585 feet once

10:04 PM
I am putting a team together to compete against the long haul bombers softball we should beat them easily that (cont) http://tl.gd/8gi2mgjuice again today big boat it is around 500 feet it was amazing

10:08 PM
I am 46 years old and at my age no human being can beat me in a long ball competition

10:15 PM
And by the way I use no illegal drugs totally natural

Mon Jan 31 2011

09:15 AM in reply to
@PaymanBenz happy birthday

07:26 PM
I am in the sprint store in valencia let see what kinda deal they give me here

07:27 PM
I am dealing with steven j t's a retail consultant let's see what we can do

Tue Feb 1 2011

12:22 PM
Switching over to Sprint from Verizon with help from steven jacobson. This guy is awesome! Give him a call 661 284 3635

Wed Feb 2 2011

11:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qydj5zyUspc 572 ft HR and it felt perfect!

11:49 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r7KTqutWbg Hitting at Yankee Stadium in Las Vegas! Good times!

11:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khAL-Oz_kzg me and my buddy Jeff Hall dropping bombs!

02:04 PM
RT @jnml: @JoseCanseco your still awesome

04:15 PM
http://plixi.com/p/74349494 my beautiful girlfriend and love layla

05:00 PM
Puttin some @Tabasco on my pizza... Best idea ever! Try it... RT... Thank me later #ad

Thu Feb 3 2011

12:33 PM
If you get a chance follow @WeTheWest & check out http://www.wethewest.com My west coast friends should like this RT

10:18 PM in reply to
@AnyahChrystina yes ido

10:24 PM
Bass Homerun Showdown Jeff Hall vs. Jose Canseco http://t.co/ww4BY0R via @WeTheWest

Sun Feb 6 2011

12:52 PM in reply to
@pontiac34 thanks!

12:57 PM
Green Bay wins by 14! #SuperBowl #Fact

11:33 PM
Ok so i was wrong on the +14 but #GreenBay did what I said they would. I told you guys i am a Truth speaker! LOL good night!

Tue Feb 8 2011

01:51 AM
I still have the fastest baT speed in the world

01:58 AM
whether you like me or not I will always tell you the truth

02:04 AM
it's harder to stand alone with the truth and be condemned then join with multitudes of liars and be given riches

02:08 AM
everyone wants to stand up for the truth but not everyone wants to pay for the consequences behind them

02:13 AM
why are we so afraid of the truth

02:16 AM in reply to
@TheSportsFile if the truth hurts your feelings amagine how much a lie hurts once it's found out

02:20 AM
I have no money no friends and hated by millions just because I always tell the truth what does that tell you about our society

02:21 AM
I would definitely suck as a politician

02:24 AM in reply to
@CDisch you're the type of disgusting person that is a minor was being raped you would not help or call the police after i hate your type

02:25 AM in reply to
@marciaherold what qualifies you to have a heart to heart with me

02:27 AM
we should all be on together and stand up for the truth no matter what the consequences are

02:32 AM in reply to
@doughboy0163 if you bond with a liar your not my friend if you deceive people to make money I don't want the money

02:34 AM in reply to
@CDisch you sound like you have either been in jail or prison you have that type of mentality

02:34 AM
the truth maybe the scariest beast in the universe

02:36 AM in reply to
@SuperMachine I own 3 world records the longest I ever hit with 637 feet

02:38 AM in reply to
@doughboy0163 the bat is juiced so you don't have to be

02:40 AM in reply to
@ReubenRene alex rodriguez is a great player but he still cannot match my batspeedI would beat him in a home run competition any day

02:41 AM
I could easily hit a softball further than alex rodriguez can have a baseball any day

02:42 AM
I am challenging alex rodriguez to a home run competition all the monies will go to charity

02:44 AM in reply to
@therealshaded you're right I must agree I am the beast of burden with the truth

02:45 AM
alex rodriguez if you are listening to not back away from this challenge

02:47 AM
I will understand if you back away from this challenge because you are use to backing away from the truth and not commenting on it

02:51 AM
a rod is exactly what major league baseball stands for he admitted using steroids and got a 300,000,000 dollar contract

02:56 AM
my third book will be coming out soon named the truth hurts it destroyed my life the charity b.a.t will benefit greatly financially

03:07 AM in reply to
@Spradlinn I am pretty sure that you will buy it because you're in it

03:08 AM
if anyone needs an honest answer about anything just let me know

03:11 AM
good night everyone remember stand up for the truth

03:12 AM in reply to
@The_B_Dub yes

03:16 AM in reply to
@jfron life will be meaningless unless you stand up for the truth

10:48 AM
Watch this! Bass Homerun Showdown Jeff Hall vs. Jose Canseco http://t.co/sU4aLyI via @WeTheWest

Thu Feb 10 2011

01:25 PM
Check this video out -- Jose Canseco Hitting at Yankee Stadium http://t.co/W17n8OJ via @youtube

01:31 PM in reply to
@AlwaysWinning1 composite

Sat Feb 12 2011

02:02 PM
I am with leila at this show and she blows the competition away

Wed Feb 16 2011

07:15 PM
it's pretty obvious that we are seeing the first signs of collusion against albert in many years

07:16 PM
tony larussa should stick up for albert instead of saying it's not gonna be a big deal or a big distraction

07:17 PM
ironically major league baseball is starting to realize that alex rodriguez is severely overpaid

07:24 PM
why is the mlb network not reporting exactly what's going on

07:27 PM
you will not get accurate information from the mlb network because they are partially owned by major league baseball

Fri Feb 18 2011

09:24 AM
And good morning!

04:52 PM
be careful with heidi northcott she is a thief and a liar be careful doing business with her she is the girlfriend of chuck liddell

08:42 PM
I have to total respect for chuck it's his girlfriend heidi northcott I have a problem with she is a liar and a thief

08:52 PM
heidi northcott is lying to chuck he needs to hear the truth I will take a polygraph

Sat Feb 19 2011

11:28 AM
a warning to chuck lidell be careful with heidi northcott she is a liar and a thief I will rob you blind if you let her

11:28 AM
a warning to chuck liddell do not let heidi northcott handle any of your business affairs or your accounts

Sun Feb 20 2011

01:06 PM
RT @WeTheWest: NEW VIDEO!!! Bass Homerun Showdown Jeff Hall vs. @JoseCanseco http://t.co/cbc5lMe via @WeTheWest

Tue Feb 22 2011

03:16 PM
Friend of mine owns ~~~~>>> @WeTheWest <<<~~~~ click that follow button & check out http://www.wethewest.com

Fri Feb 25 2011

02:13 PM
Jesse alfonso and Shannon hebb hit a combined 32 HRS TO BEAT JOSE canseco and roger Clark at masters college (cont) http://tl.gd/90pakn field dimensions 340 to left 385 gap 420 center now enjoying my ihop on him yum lol thanks for the tweet jose

Sat Feb 26 2011

06:55 PM
I love my girlfriend @MissLeilaS more than anything

Sun Feb 27 2011

12:18 AM
http://twitpic.com/2zbux7 - :)

04:42 PM
The greatest man I ever knew past away this morning ,he was my father

04:55 PM
thank you for all of your condolences I appreciate it greatly

10:25 PM
I love you dad ,Rest in peace

11:51 PM
Thank you for all the support

Wed Mar 2 2011

01:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qydj5zyUspc&sns=tw

Thu Mar 3 2011

11:12 AM
I still cannot believe my father is gone he taught me how to play baseball

07:43 PM
Bass Homerun Showdown Jeff Hall vs. Jose Canseco http://t.co/sWpvnCI via @WeTheWest

Fri Mar 4 2011

02:54 PM
I am a big fan of charlie sheen if you can hear me twitter me back my email is j c 7264@yahoo.com

Sat Mar 5 2011

01:35 PM
#Video @JoseCanseco Hitting at #YankeeStadium http://t.co/sEHOM91 via @WeTheWest

Sun Mar 6 2011

12:08 PM
#MobileVideo - Jose Canseco Hitting at Yankee Stadium http://t.co/Ac4qIfU via @WeTheWest

12:09 PM
@Another_Nation Las Vegas

12:12 PM
@Guarton Thats incredible! Tell her congrats.

12:14 PM in reply to
@formuladread softball is fun. I played both last year. Fast pitch & slow pitch.

12:15 PM in reply to
#CelebrityApprentice tonight are you guys tuning in? This should be fun!

07:38 PM in reply to
Watching the celebrity apprentice with my girlfriend leila @MissLeilaS

07:42 PM
Its kinda weird to see my name as Trending Topic on #Twitter. Jose Canseco, I like the sound of that! LOL Hope u guys are enjoying the show!

07:43 PM
@AdamJacksonUSA in the United States its trending..... Crazy right?

07:45 PM
@dirtyputa you name is dirtyPuta... no, it sucks to be YOU. LOL

07:47 PM in reply to
#Winning sorry... I had to!

07:54 PM in reply to
RT @TJ_Figueroa: @JoseCanseco has the calm resolve of someone who knows his place in life and is at peace with himself #admirable

Tue Mar 8 2011

11:50 PM
RT @WeTheWest: #MobileVideo - @JoseCanseco Hitting at Yankee Stadium http://t.co/1EWvV6O via @WeTheWest

Wed Mar 9 2011

11:37 AM
#CheckThisVideo Bass Homerun Showdown Jeff Hall vs. Jose Canseco http://t.co/sWpvnCI via @WeTheWest

11:38 AM
This was in #LasVegas Jose Canseco Hitting at Yankee Stadium http://t.co/ic1ZZwX via @WeTheWest #Video

Thu Mar 10 2011

08:37 AM
Checkout WWW.fitnesscompound.com I will be giving private hitting lessons there .baseball and softball

09:38 AM
RT @Paidplayers: @JoseCanseco if you add http:// to the front of your website people can click on the link bud so http://fitnesscompound ...

Fri Mar 11 2011

12:50 PM
I will be giving private hitting lessons in baseball and softball at WWW.fitcompound.com check it out .maximize your power

04:09 PM
@croncron280 yes but you are

Wed Mar 16 2011

06:03 PM
Come to Busby's Bar and Grill at 3110 Santa Monica blvd in Santa Monica to get bats and balls signed by me TONIGHT for K04g charity

06:04 PM in reply to
http://www.ko4g.org/ko4g.org/Home.html Charity I am signing for tonight at Busby's Bar and Grill in Santa Monica. All proceeds for charity

06:05 PM
Please help a sick little girl. I am signing at Busby's Bar and Grill in Santa Monica tonight. All proceeds go to charity.

Thu Mar 17 2011

10:51 PM
@SalFarnese that's great to hear

Sun Mar 20 2011

05:46 PM
Bass Homerun Showdown Jeff Hall vs. Jose Canseco http://t.co/sWpvnCI via @WeTheWest

05:46 PM
Jose Canseco Hitting at Yankee Stadium in #Vegas http://t.co/ic1ZZwX via @WeTheWest

07:59 PM
don't ever fly us airways worst airlines in the world

Mon Mar 21 2011

08:34 AM
go to WWW.dubcoastbats.com to get my new softball bats juiced and the natural they are the only certified dealers in the westcoast

08:38 AM
WWW.dubcoastbats.com is the only website that carries my authentic memorabilia

08:41 AM
@AF1ss yes the bats will pass the compression test

08:51 AM
the bat juiced is a usssa bat and the natural is asa at WWW.dubcoastbats.com order now they are going fast they are also collectors items

Sat Mar 26 2011

12:05 PM in reply to
WWW.dubcoastbats.com they are the only certified bass and Jose canseco softball and baseball distribution web (cont) http://tl.gd/9gej7i site .reserve your juice and the natural now

06:52 PM
Be very careful with Damon feldman who runs celebrity boxing he will not pay you if you fight for him

06:54 PM
Damon feldman will not fulfil his part of the bargain

Sun Mar 27 2011

11:21 AM
http://www.wethewest.com My younger followers will like this site.

11:21 AM
Please follow @Wethewest if you get the chance. & Good afternoon!

06:44 PM
Hola

06:58 PM
Fake number someone posted

10:37 PM
I miss my girlfriend leila

10:54 PM
let's see who is smart enough to figure out what happened at the boxing match

10:59 PM
@ghidorax I am a fighter against liars and hypocrites and all injustice

11:06 PM
@igadj lots of anger and little intelligence that's gonna get you very far in life

11:07 PM in reply to
@m3i1k1e you will never know the real truth is you keep listening to the media

11:09 PM in reply to
is anyone out there smart enough to figure it out or are you all a bunch of hateful morons

11:17 PM in reply to
the truth is always hidden from the public to create villains and heroes which 1 are you truly

11:18 PM
seek the truth before reacting

11:22 PM
@joshsands I will leave it up to your imagination

11:27 PM
just remember the media is write 20 percent of 50 percent of the time

11:28 PM in reply to
how can you haters being so ignorant it's amazing

11:29 PM
I am still waiting for an intelligent scenario

11:30 PM
by the way e s p n is owned by major league baseball of course they are going to lie

Mon Mar 28 2011

11:15 AM
http://twitpic.com/371ieo - .

11:15 AM
http://twitpic.com/2jhxet - .

12:04 PM
If you Want to know the real story about celebrity boxing and what happened call this number 310 862 6309 also meet Pablo

12:31 PM
all of the monies will be going to charity

12:34 PM
call 3108626309 if you want to know the truth about celebrity boxing all monies go to charity

Tue Mar 29 2011

08:46 AM
What media wants to cover a polygraph about the boxing

08:47 AM
@Daniel_Petrus they give me the ability to tell the truth

08:48 AM
@BrianAvallone both moron

12:37 PM in reply to
@famousmiken what time buddy

Wed Mar 30 2011

06:21 AM in reply to
When the truth becomes irrelevant our society is coming to An end

08:01 AM in reply to
RT @davidw_ng: @JoseCanseco good explanation on good day LA

08:05 AM
RT @xashee: @askjillian @josecanseco so yummy!!

08:18 AM
Stand up for the truth even though you have to fight an army

01:18 PM
RT @MyFanline: MyFanline wants to continue to say thanks to all those who have called @JoseCanseco and have helped raise a lot of money ...

01:19 PM
RT @Strickly_Viral: RT @JoseCanseco Stand up for the truth even though you have to fight an army

04:42 PM
Anyone can handle success character is buit on failure .when your knock down get up and fight harder

04:51 PM
Do you have the courage to fight a 7;2 360 lb giant at the age of 46 with a torn knee for a good cause cause I did

Thu Mar 31 2011

10:30 PM
http://wethewest.com for my younger followers, you will like this! Go there now and RT

10:33 PM
RT @QTAE2003: @JoseCanseco hi Jose, I just wanted to say that I love you on celebrity apprentice. You always stay true to yourself & tha ...

10:34 PM
RT @RobGibson15: @josecanseco you're one of my favorite all time players and both of your books were great reads that i have bought.

10:38 PM
@QTAE2003 thank you

10:39 PM in reply to
RT @elmerlito: @JoseCanseco My prized childhood possession was your 1986 Donruss Rated Rookie It showed me that Latin American man can ...

10:39 PM
RT @Mendozaed20: @JoseCanseco hey Jose i grew up watching u play ball ur one my dads favorite players and also mine!!!!

10:40 PM
RT @QTAE2003: @JoseCanseco you're welcome, I think that the world needs more people like you & I'm not saying that because of who you ar ...

10:41 PM
RT @ThatOneDudeTC: @JoseCanseco Im newer to Twitter but I read Juiced a couple years ago and that's a good read

10:42 PM
RT @HockeySavants: @JoseCanseco You're the reason why I didn't let people put me down for being Latino playing ball in a white school, ...

10:43 PM
RT @thomaskelly76: @JoseCanseco your swing was so massive it was more fun watching you swing and miss than seeing most guy's get a basehit

10:44 PM
RT @DCopass24: @JoseCanseco Jose you were my first influence and favorite player growing up in the late 80's and early 90's. Loved the p ...

10:46 PM
RT @TheOTCMMA: @JoseCanseco you're top notch. Met you at #Oakland Hilton. Signed my bat. Much #Appreciation

10:46 PM
RT @adrianjesse: @JoseCanseco man i remember being a kid and watching my favorite bash brother play. Nothing can enhance god given talen ...

10:46 PM
RT @bradjeffries91: @JoseCanseco Jose, I wish people would stop judging you for being such a standup guy. The world leaders need to take ...

10:46 PM
RT @MrMissouriMike: @josecanseco you flipped me off at an A's game after I asked you how Ester was...still a highlight of my college lif ...

10:51 PM
RT @DWCDIPPER: @JoseCanseco love you Jose, your my favorite player ever #childhoodheroesnevergetold

10:52 PM
RT @treser310: @JoseCanseco How did it feel to lose to the Dodgers in the 1988 WS??

10:52 PM
@treser310 88 didnt feel good, but 89' felt GREAT!

10:53 PM in reply to
RT @mcgoorty003: Who is the best tweeter? Probably @JoseCanseco

11:03 PM
Good night!

11:30 PM
RT @dbush031: @JoseCanseco I have got so much respect for you. You were willing to risk it all to let us fans know the hard honest truth

11:30 PM
RT @IamAkber5: @JoseCanseco thanks for bringing awareness to rampant steroid use in the mlb. Besides exposing the cheating, you saved lives

Fri Apr 1 2011

06:42 AM
On Access Hollywood live from 8 to 9 east coast

07:53 AM
I just got arrested for telling the truth

07:54 AM
april fools ha ha ha ha

07:57 AM
RT @dabulz23: @IamAkber5 @josecanseco at least canseco had the balls to tell the truth unlike rocket Roger .

02:33 PM
#MustSee Bass Homerun Showdown Jeff Hall vs. Jose Canseco http://t.co/sWpvnCI via @WeTheWest

Sat Apr 2 2011

09:13 PM
What if I became the manager of a baseball team

11:05 PM
I think the yuma scorpions in arizona need a manager and a hitting coach maybe my twin brother and I will take those positions

11:12 PM
and possibly also be the 3 and 4 hitters

11:16 PM in reply to
@DatWookie I will dream about it see if it comes true tomorrow

11:17 PM
when you love the game of baseball like I do anything is possible

11:22 PM
if we all pray together this can happen

11:25 PM
I still swing 36 length 35 oz and I still have the fastest bat speed in the game

Sun Apr 3 2011

11:08 AM
try your best to do your best no matter what

05:33 PM
my father passed a way shortly after I left the show thanks for everyones condolences

08:22 PM
My father was the greatest man I ever new

Mon Apr 4 2011

12:55 AM in reply to
@MuzzikLvr thank you ,you are right

12:57 AM
thanks to everyone for your kindness and condolences

12:59 AM
I feel all alone without my father

01:01 AM
I now have lost both my parents please tell your mom and dad how much you love them everyday

01:07 AM
I had a dream last night that I was a little boy and playing catch with my father

01:10 AM
hi miss my parents very much

01:13 AM
I can't stop crying

01:15 AM
I am heartbroken for anyone who has lost a parent

Wed Apr 6 2011

08:42 AM
RT @WeTheWest: All it takes is a little energy!!! Anything is possible!!! #Believe baby!!! Thats all you got to do is #Believe!!!!

08:43 AM in reply to
@schoolbusstoner Thank you!

Thu Apr 7 2011

03:32 PM
Follow a powerful person in entertainment @DatariTurner He really knows what he is doing, and he is #Winning

Sat Apr 9 2011

11:46 PM
My twin brother Ozzie and myself are driving to yuma Arizona to meet with the owners of the yuma Scorpions.

Mon Apr 11 2011

09:06 AM
RT @NALBaseball: Jose Canseco to Manage and Play For Yuma Scorpions! http://bit.ly/gnFsJL

09:07 AM
RT @Yuma_Scorpions: Jose Canseco to Manage and Play For Yuma Scorpions! http://www.yumascorpions.com/view/yumascorpions/news-134/news_25483

09:12 AM
Excited to be the new manager of the @Yuma_Scorpions! Follow them and @NALBaseball for updates.

Tue Apr 12 2011

11:01 PM
jose melendez the general manager of the yuma scorpions and myself are strategizing and picking players

Thu Apr 14 2011

11:51 AM
working with jose melendez the general manager of the yuma scorpions on strategy

Fri Apr 15 2011

10:26 AM
http://wethewest.com needs to be visited and Follow @WeTheWest for all west coast activity!

Sun Apr 17 2011

01:56 AM
Jetblue is awful they have lied to us for 12hous kicked us off the flight and lied to us again

06:20 PM
Yuma scorpions will be camps this year

06:21 PM
I mean champs

06:22 PM
Voice texting sucks

Mon Apr 18 2011

09:14 AM
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01:10 PM
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Tue Apr 19 2011

10:54 AM
So who had the fastest hands in baseball â€“ besides me? http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/jose-cansecos-power-hitting/id431062781?mt=8

01:16 PM
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Wed Apr 20 2011

10:23 AM
#NewVideo - Jose Canseco Yuma Scorpions Press Conference http://t.co/jby5xTB via @WeTheWest

02:11 PM
If thereâ€™s a part of the game I can talk about, it's hitting! http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/jose-cansecos-power-hitting/id431062781?mt=8

09:17 PM in reply to
@DrShawnSadri @JoseCanseco I am following I now

Thu Apr 21 2011

12:49 PM
Check out 'in my own words' on my App & tell me what you think? http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/jose-cansecos-power-hitting/id431062781?mt=8

10:23 PM in reply to
@ranaprieta yes

Sat Apr 23 2011

12:41 AM
Jimmy d's in yuma...love it.

12:45 AM
Who's out there

Mon Apr 25 2011

11:33 AM
http://www.maniacfitness.com/interviews/leila-shennib-interview/#comment-39 My Girlfriend Leila @MissLeilaS

09:55 PM in reply to
@dscottwade I am lucky she is gorgeous

09:56 PM
Leila the hottest girl on the planet

Sat Apr 30 2011

08:33 PM in reply to
@DrShawnSadri ok thanks

Sun May 1 2011

09:09 AM
#Video - Jose Canseco Yuma Scorpions Press Conference http://t.co/6v2seXg via @WeTheWest

Mon May 2 2011

10:59 AM
So have you guys checked out my App yet? http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/jose-cansecos-power-hitting/id431062781?mt=8

Tue May 3 2011

05:23 PM
Can any top executive from true tv please contact me asap about a reality tv show .I have a great idea

05:25 PM
Email me at Jc7264@yahoo.com

05:29 PM
True tv contact me at jc7264@yahoo.com

Wed May 4 2011

05:01 PM
Who wants to play for me this year? Come tryout Saturday: http://yumascorpions.com/view/yumascorpions/contact-us-85/player-tryouts

Thu May 5 2011

05:10 AM
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Sat May 7 2011

12:49 PM
Check out my App & youâ€™ll see what I really think about steroids http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/jose-cansecos-power-hitting/id431062781?mt=8

Sun May 8 2011

01:41 PM
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Mon May 9 2011

10:31 AM
McGwire for the Hall of Fame? Check out my App & let me know http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/jose-cansecos-power-hitting/id431062781?mt=8

Thu May 12 2011

11:31 PM
http://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000213870359&_rdr#!/media/set/?set=a.107974802557513.11447.107956269226033&refid=13

Sat May 21 2011

03:47 PM
I am ok

Sun May 22 2011

02:28 PM
Spring training wrapping up, cutting down to final roster, so sad to let so many good players go

02:31 PM
Cocopah Casino in Yuma is awesome! I love it but Ozzie REALLY loves it!

10:14 PM
I love lady gaga wish I could meet her .would marry her in a second

10:18 PM
Lady gaga is the truth get use to it

10:19 PM
Her song Judas is what we fight with everyday since we are born evil

10:21 PM
I am her night in baseball armor

11:00 PM
She is the queen

11:02 PM in reply to
@vbgirlie y u so worried about that u want some

Mon May 23 2011

10:34 AM
Press conference today announcing big sponsor for team and introducing all my players -- five of us have big league time -- we will dominate

08:23 PM
Opening night for my Yuma Scorpions tomorrow...I'm going long

09:32 PM
Lady gaga where r u did u get my marriage proposal I am at cocoa casino in yuma Arizona

11:10 PM
I miss you dad

11:12 PM
I have a double header tomorrow dad wish u could c me play again love u

11:16 PM
Hope ur back with mom tell her I love and miss her very much .explain baseball to her she will love it

Wed May 25 2011

08:40 AM
Won my first game as a manager last night!

04:03 PM
Team party at tonight at the lake house, booster club is bbquing, big series against the Chico Outlaws this weekend

04:04 PM
Oz and me got injured last night but will be back soon

04:12 PM
Time to payback chico outlaw manager mike marshall for the '88 world series....his game 2 homer was bigger than gibbys it put us down 2-0

Thu May 26 2011

01:10 PM
Ozzie pulled his quad hustling to first base and is better and back in action tonight...

01:11 PM
I hyperextended my left arm on a swing and strained my bicep and will be back in the lineup on monday or tuesday

Fri May 27 2011

03:04 PM
Still waiting for answer

03:11 PM
I need a partner and companion

03:12 PM
Where is wonder woman

03:32 PM
I am at buffalo wild wings still looking for the next miss x canseco

03:33 PM
If u can't have the one u love .love the one ur with

03:36 PM
I am in yuma Arizona wad

03:38 PM
If I had a child with lady gaga what would he or she be called

03:43 PM
I wish @ladygaga would marry me :D

03:49 PM
Y r people so hateful .learn to gave fun not hate

03:54 PM
I want to get married and settle down any crazy takers u must be Christian

03:55 PM
Converting canseco what a show

03:57 PM
Can any woman convert the most infamous athlete ever

03:57 PM
Or will I take u on a hell ride

03:59 PM
Can u tame a 6.4 250 lb beast

10:30 PM
Lady gaga come to yuma Arizona

10:44 PM
I am looking for an exorcism from a Christian girl can u handle it

10:46 PM
Come into the dark side I Will be waiting for u

Sat May 28 2011

01:04 AM
I am still in love with one girl but she wouldn't look my way if I were the last MAN on earth

01:05 AM
SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS

01:08 AM
WHAT IS HATEFUL .ENVIOUS .AND ANGRY AND CAN'T FACE THE TRUTH

01:09 AM
LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ANSWER THE QUESTION

09:35 AM
Jose bautista Toronto bluejays is a beast

11:12 AM
Bautista is as clean as they come and a good person

01:46 PM
Viacontri du sombarro

01:48 PM
Diattri dos humanos

01:50 PM
Yap pieces de destruction

Sun May 29 2011

08:47 AM
Big win last night for my yuma scorpions down 9-3 we won in 12 innings...Ozzie got ejected backing me up in my first umpire argument

08:55 AM in reply to
@scottmacsween Pro minor league baseball. Independent and good we have 5 MLB and 5 AAA players find it at www.northamericanleague.com

10:28 AM
I am with a bunch of single ball players in Martinez lake Arizona huge house on dove rd come by girls and party

Wed Jun 1 2011

02:38 PM
we won last night 8-4 3B juan camacho is mashing for us

02:40 PM
two off days now hanging by the pool with my 200 pound dog Bruce

02:41 PM
my arm is recovered and i'm looking forward to playing friday night against the chicago team and launching a few come watch us play

02:53 PM in reply to
@MissNancyLove Bruce is a half weimaraner and half great dane that takes 5 pound dumps that are twelve inches high and can open doors

03:18 PM
Me and Bruce http://lockerz.com/s/106836773

Thu Jun 2 2011

11:16 AM
Charlie Sheen is misunderstood we are both Torpedos of truth and I'd love to have the Wild Thing pitch for me and hang out at the lake house

11:18 AM
Charlie plz contact me we can have fun in yuma I need a wingman

11:20 AM
Charlie Sheen is the Jose Canseco of hollywood or maybe the other way around get ahold of me bro

11:23 AM
Charlie you can coach with me and even pitch to a batter and then we can hit the Cocopah Casino and Jimmy Dee's it will be a great weekend

12:09 PM
Y did the chicken cross the road .sbl

07:00 PM in reply to
@abuschini You killed us bushini we win the series without you don't ever come back to yuma the phillies are a bunch of dumbasses

Fri Jun 3 2011

02:00 PM
Someone tell leila shennib that I love her

Tue Jun 7 2011

02:34 PM
The only good thing in my life is baseball

02:35 PM
Leila please call me

Wed Jun 8 2011

01:07 AM
Love my sons wish I could see them again http://lockerz.com/s/108755787

10:42 PM
I am asking leila shennib to marry me .will you marry me

10:44 PM
Lady gaga was a joke leila is for real

10:48 PM
Leila shennib will you marry me

10:52 PM
Leila will you marry me please

Thu Jun 9 2011

08:06 PM
I made a total fool of my self for someone who never even cared about me .what an idiot I am

08:11 PM
I would have done anything to get her back

08:13 PM
Love makes fools out of all of us especially me

08:16 PM
I actually thought I was going to marry leila .what an idiot I am

09:11 PM
She taught me a lot and I thank her for that .I will not make the same mistakes again

Sat Jun 11 2011

01:37 PM in reply to
@OrlenaCain I am living with a broken heart but I must move on

Sun Jun 12 2011

10:22 PM
We won 9-5 tonight over gary Templetons Maui team. Up 2 games to 1 in the series I pitched the 9th but was wild and had to pull myself

10:58 PM
Bruce my big dog is in trouble he got into the game tonight when he escaped from the clubhouse and came across the outfield to find me

Wed Jun 15 2011

12:17 AM
Love life

12:19 AM
Managing the yuma scorpions is fun the guys are great

12:26 AM
I am looking for a wife anyone interested http://lockerz.com/s/110855223

12:51 AM
Hi lady gaga guess who http://lockerz.com/s/110858376

Thu Jun 16 2011

01:46 PM
Won our first series pounded G Templetons Maui team 12-3 last night and took series three to two game

01:48 PM
Love my Yuma Scorpions offense and with improved bullpen we can win this league

01:49 PM
OUr new centerfelder Joey Gathright is electric and reminds me of rickey

01:59 PM
Lake house has no chandeleers and I need some. Any light company want to trade 2 or 3 for signed bat or any game worn piece of equipment.

02:06 PM in reply to
@CACBaseball719 six so far me, ozzie, chris britton, luis ugueto, franklyn gracewski, and gathright and going after manny, sammy, pedro

Fri Jun 17 2011

06:49 PM
ESPN coming to film me and the Yuma scorpions play this weekend. Come see my boys mash edmonton and get on sports center

Sun Jun 19 2011

11:44 AM
Happy fathers day to my dad and all fathers out their

Tue Jun 21 2011

10:57 PM
Swept a doubleheader from Edmonton tonight they are a very good team with a lot of mlb and aaa players

10:57 PM
Long roadtrip start tomorrow to Edmonton, Calgary, Chicago, Maui for 21 games

Thu Jun 23 2011

12:00 AM
RT @brandonfjeld: @JoseCanseco I'll be coming to see the fastest hands in baseball this weekend. See you in Edmonton.

02:09 PM
Made it to Edmonton this is a really nice city and great hotel but have not seen any moose yet

Sun Jun 26 2011

05:06 PM
http://t.co/lruW3W3 Friend of mine owns this media company. They are on fire! Check em out if you are killing time on the Net

05:34 PM
#NewVideo - @JoseCanseco goes crazy on umpire http://t.co/JpQunQE via @WeTheWest

Mon Jun 27 2011

01:12 PM
Finally beat Edmonton yesterday it took a late night at the Union Hall Club to loosen up my Scorpions and break their slumps

01:18 PM
Union Hall Club in Edmonton rocks - one of the best nightclubs anywhere it was good seeing my friend Jayde Nicole we co-hosted the VIP room

01:20 PM
Bussing for four hours with my team to Calgary today to play the Vipers they say we should see moose there

Wed Jun 29 2011

01:35 PM
Good luck in the pageant baby

Thu Jun 30 2011

07:53 AM
My arm is healing hit a two run homer at Calgary last night but team is struggling with injuries and pitching

09:13 PM
So proud of my team we really bounced back tonight. Hit another out my arm is finally feeling good again. Can't wait for tomorrow

09:36 PM
My bicep tear is finally healing

Fri Jul 1 2011

06:07 AM
Wow will Clark looks like a bloted seal on pros vs joes

06:41 AM
Bloated seal so sad

06:53 AM
So if ur not on roofs ur fat yeah that makes all the sense in the world .lol

06:53 AM
Roids

06:54 AM
Drop dead

07:00 AM
I should be on pros vs joes tournament or champions

07:08 AM
Come watch me destroy a softball July 3 at anaheim stadium .I will show u that even at 47 I am the best power (cont) http://tl.gd/bfi6l3 hitter on the planet and steroid free .

07:51 AM
Hitting in mentor event on July 25 with Shannon hebb

07:51 AM in reply to
@MarcDoolin will hit after game

07:54 AM
Gotta love it ignorance and jealousy .envy and anger .the American way

07:56 AM
That's why all other countries hate us

Thu Jul 7 2011

12:20 PM
RT @chrisdelia: Annnnnnnnnd s'sad. "@JoseCanseco: I am asking leila shennib to marry me .will you marry me"

Fri Jul 8 2011

11:47 AM
Leila I will never forget what u just told me over the phone .

Sat Jul 9 2011

09:36 PM
Got my first win on the mound tonight we beat the chicago team 8-3 I went six and had the knuckle dancing and will be sore tomorrow

09:39 PM
Zion Illinois is a great baseball town huge crowds in an under constriction stadium two more games than off to maui

09:52 PM
Would love to meet a nice holesome midwest girl here in chicago. We play tomorrow night at 7 pm in zion if anyone is out there for me

09:56 PM
wholesome

10:02 PM
Daygame tomorrow it is at 1 pm not at night

Sun Jul 10 2011

01:55 PM in reply to
@mgoblue7777777 she is to me

05:40 PM
RT @Mike_Keck: #NewVideo - Jose Canseco HR Derby http://t.co/hBeePNP via @WeTheWest #HrDerby at #Angel Stadium in Anaheim, Ca

05:41 PM
#NewVideo - Jose Canseco HR Derby July 3rd 2011 http://t.co/wEahIjn via @WeTheWest #Angels Stadium

05:46 PM in reply to
@lostinlife1031 Thank you!

Mon Jul 11 2011

05:52 AM
@ladygaga sure u r

11:00 AM
follow a great young athlete by the name of @OmarSamhan use google if you dont know about the kid! Superstar in the making!

Tue Jul 12 2011

10:39 AM
John kruck is the man for ESPN he speeks his mind I respect that

10:44 AM
Yes it is kruk my fingers r sometimes to big for the pad

Wed Jul 13 2011

10:27 AM in reply to
@brOJSimpson35 ok ur right

01:19 PM
Song by del .you had my heart and soul

01:32 PM
Ok song by adele .u had my heart and soul...now just a broken heart

01:33 PM
Falling in love sucks

01:39 PM in reply to
@kmsinar sorry to here that

01:40 PM
She was very special now its over so sad

Thu Jul 14 2011

12:22 PM
Leila may say I am crazy and she is right I was crazy about her

01:10 PM
Split a DH in Maui .Hit a long bomb over left field fence bounced off the top of a coconut tree. Our Closer JJ Leaper was nasty and eckish

01:18 PM
Loving maui I would live here if you could live here

Sun Jul 17 2011

10:51 AM
#NewVideo - @JoseCanseco Juiced JCJ33 Slow Pitch Bat - JustBats.comâ€ - YouTube http://t.co/8sEQWyW via @WeTheWest

Mon Jul 18 2011

08:32 PM
Flying back to Phoenix tonite on the redeye from Maui .It will be good to be back in Yuma and see Bruce again! Big series aganst chicago

08:36 PM
Maui fans were great it is a great baseball town and wish we had more trips their .Thanks maui I still can't believe all the A's fans there

08:42 PM
Just signed a former Oakland mlber for the Yuma Scorpions .18 years in the majors can you guess who

08:43 PM
hint - played in the 88 and 89 world series with him but not in 90 but we sure could have used him that year too

08:51 PM
Colin Whitchurch wins! Tony Philips is making a comeback and joins the other mlbers on the Scorps me,ozzie,Gathright,Aybar,Britton,Gracesqui

Tue Jul 19 2011

10:53 AM in reply to
@MauiBells Yes we would love the pics .Can you email them to our gM Jose M at jmelendez@yumascorpions.com? Thx and hope to be back to maui!

Wed Jul 20 2011

11:21 AM
I am looking for x major league players for a baseball reality show

04:30 PM
Tony Phillips was great in his 1st game last night went 3-4 and scored twice as we beat the chicago team 13 - 5

Thu Jul 21 2011

12:16 AM
@NDGmakeup who is Angela

07:31 AM
I hate when woman try to use celebrities for money or fame .watch out for leila she's a man eater

07:32 AM
Just ask her previous boyfriends

07:46 AM in reply to
@ShannonOnTheFly ur probably right she will get her own reality show next

07:47 AM
I am probably giving her all the ATT and she will get a reality show next

07:51 AM
How can u put a restraining order on someone u havnt seen in 4 months and lives in another state

08:09 AM
A broken heart is knd of like a broken bat you can use it again but it will never be the same

08:13 AM
Alright I'm pulling out of this relationship crap and focusing on baseball .Baseball is my therapy and the best thing in my life

08:16 AM
Hit a bomb last night as we smoked Chicago 18 - 8. Tony Philips plays 3rdbase like a webgem machine

08:22 AM
Playing in Tucson tonite getting on the buss for a 4 hr ride through cactuses and dust storms. Going to win we have JJ Leaper on ice

08:32 AM in reply to
@MeMarcBe because 400,000 people listen

Fri Jul 22 2011

11:15 AM
Sam bats best baseball bats ever I have been using them since my major league days and still hitting bombs with them

02:49 PM
Gonna collect on my dinner bet with @NALPresidente if i keep up this homerun pace ball is flying in this heat

Sat Jul 23 2011

09:16 AM in reply to
@johntullar hi buddy

Sun Jul 24 2011

06:30 PM
Greatness no matter hoe brief stays with u forever .we are all great at one time

06:34 PM
Do something great

06:36 PM
Measure greatness on ur own scale .help someone across the street

08:06 PM in reply to
@DrShawnSadri call me

Mon Jul 25 2011

05:40 AM
@MatthewDunn_MTD how r u mahtew

03:18 PM
Loved Mentor, Ohio this weekend .Ohio people are real people

03:19 PM
Playing Maui in Yuma tonite .Could use Howie krause he is a god

09:03 PM
Get my new usssa softball bat called juiced just came out .get it at WWW.just bats.com

09:05 PM
The person who buys softball bat number 1000 will be on my reality baseball show

09:11 PM in reply to
@winterlander I am poor to send me ur adress c what I can do buddy .love life

Tue Jul 26 2011

12:15 PM
Way to crush the ball howie ur the man .thanks for helping us out in the charity

12:18 PM
Charity to fight cancer in Cleveland was a great success thanks to shannon,ozzie and howie

12:23 PM in reply to
@FanSince2001 I no

Wed Jul 27 2011

01:04 PM
Contact Shannon hebb for appearances and charity events 216 5134481. S.hebb13@gmail.com

03:57 PM
Off day today after winning 3 straight gives my back a chance to recover can't wait to be back in the lineup on friday night in Yuma

04:08 PM
@hughhefner Hef I feel your pain with crystal but you've done grate with the new goddesses !CAn I come for another visit or host you in Yuma

Fri Jul 29 2011

07:50 AM
Yuma Scorps winning streak at 4 big game tonight against maui !

07:54 AM
I'm going to brng hollywood to Yuma and have some LA pals coach for a day .Who should be 1st Gary Busey, Scott BAio, or Christopher Atkins ?

10:23 PM
Won our 5th in a row tonite moved into 3rd in the division .Thought my 2run double off the wall was going out can't be getting old can't be

10:37 PM in reply to
@KimKardashian hi Kim big fan

Mon Aug 1 2011

09:18 AM in reply to
@Sternfanjs need to borrow some hair

05:01 PM in reply to
@MyWatchSays420 my daughter loves barney

05:01 PM
Miss you baby

05:02 PM
I think about you all the time

Tue Aug 2 2011

11:15 AM
bats

Wed Aug 3 2011

07:10 AM
@JoseCanseco: Contact agent Shannon hebb at s.hebb13@gmail.com for my endorsement and charity appearances or (cont) http://tl.gd/c54ikg 2165134481

09:18 AM
Fun game at old Tiger field in Redding last night .Our win streak snapped Chico pitcher Stevenson should be in AAA .White Sox scouts at game

09:21 AM
HIt longest bomb of the year last night cleared protectve screen in left and landed in traffic on cypress avenue glad it didnt cause a crash

09:41 AM
Stevenson did strike me out the next 3 ABs he is legit .Double header today at 5 PM Tiger Field in redding come see us http://t.co/LoIO1AJ

10:14 AM
Roadtrip nutrition tip if you have to eat fast eat wendys'

01:39 PM
#NewVideo #Interview - Jose Canseco - Manager of the Yuma Scorpions Baseball Team http://t.co/QCcRYK6 via @WeTheWest

Thu Aug 4 2011

09:20 AM
@JoseCanseco: @JoseCanseco: Contact agent Shannon hebb at s.hebb13@gmail.com for my endorsement and charity (cont) http://tl.gd/c5uok9 appearances or (cont) http://tl.gd/c54ikg

10:08 AM
#Interview #NewVideo - Jose Canseco - Manager of the Yuma Scorpions Baseball Team http://t.co/PosyCWe via @WeTheWest

03:22 PM
Oakland A's just bought my relievr JJ Leaper anyone out there who can throw 95 please call jose melendez in yuma www.yumascorpions.com

03:30 PM
It takes 2 men to make a brother

Sun Aug 7 2011

01:39 AM
RT @KirbysLeftEye: CASILLA!!! I WANT YOU BACK LIKE @JOSECANSECO WANTS @MissLeilaS!!!! #TWINS

08:59 PM
Roses r red violets r blue my x is a pot head and so is her boo

10:18 PM in reply to
@OCChika wish I were 5 again

10:33 PM in reply to
@aweirdsolstice thanks buddy

Mon Aug 8 2011

12:50 PM in reply to
@MissNancyLove Facebook me

07:50 PM
Big fight at ballpark

Tue Aug 9 2011

12:44 AM
Everyone in chico come out and watch the game tomorrow should be awesome

12:46 AM
I pulled my team off the field fearing another fight would break out emotions were out of control

08:11 AM
Ignorant haters comment on the fight last night .what do you think I did

08:14 AM
@JoseCanseco: Contact agent Shannon hebb at s.hebb13@gmail.com for my endorsement and charity appearances or (cont) http://tl.gd/c9gi5g 2165134481

02:55 PM in reply to
@NatPennington hi baby wow u look great

Wed Aug 10 2011

02:26 PM
Feeling good hit that cookie 500 ft last night in chico

02:29 PM
chico's downtown bars are as fun as bourbon streets used to be

Thu Aug 11 2011

01:18 PM
Miss you

03:13 PM
You make me a better man

Fri Aug 12 2011

05:11 AM
Our flights are cancelled sitting here with slovac can't hit his sinker

05:12 AM
Chico outlaws flights cancelled also all sitting together laughing

Mon Aug 15 2011

05:13 PM
#NewVideo - Outlaws vs Scoripons 8-9-11 Jose Canseco @ Bat http://t.co/ely14Jz via @WeTheWest #CheckItOut

Wed Aug 17 2011

08:18 PM
#Video - Working on keeping my hands fast http://t.co/W3KHEfj via @WeTheWest

Thu Aug 18 2011

12:43 PM
Miss u very much

01:04 PM
I am referring to my father who passed away

01:07 PM
I hope they have twitter in heaven

07:04 PM
What is the difference between heaven and hell .the same as perception and reality

07:05 PM
Whitch one do u live in

07:09 PM in reply to
@eramirez_10 have u been to either one

Fri Aug 19 2011

09:31 AM
Could play for adelaide Australia waiting for pat kellys call

11:53 AM
Sam bats are the best maple baseball bats in the world .I still hit baseballs 500 ft with them

01:22 PM
Haters I am 47 years old and use no illegal drugs and can hit a baseball over 500 ft .steroids are overated

05:00 PM
Better to be a hasbin than never have bin

08:03 PM
RT @Mike_Keck: #BatSpeedVideo - @JoseCanseco 572 foot softball homerun http://t.co/x2qVGCO via @WeTheWest

Mon Aug 22 2011

06:47 AM
Will the USA Pro Cycling Challenge emerge as Americas top bike race? Lets find out #USAPro #ad http://t.co/A7Us56t

Tue Aug 23 2011

08:17 AM
Between heaven and hell night and day a demon warrior for the helpless and opressed

03:27 PM
Stop hating and start loving

04:38 PM
#WTWVideo - @JoseCanseco 572 foot softball homerun http://t.co/2nVUFBt via @WeTheWest

06:21 PM
Stop hateing and start loving

06:30 PM
So much hate America should be embarrassed

06:33 PM
I love Canada they treat me with honor and respect

06:35 PM
Maybe we should learn something from the Japan and Canadian culture

Thu Aug 25 2011

09:56 PM
So beautiful

09:56 PM
Never forget you

09:57 PM
Think about you everyday

Tue Aug 30 2011

12:18 AM
Miss u my heart is broken

01:15 PM
I will always love you

02:34 PM
#WTWVideo - Jose Canseco Skydome Upperdeck 5th deck! http://t.co/mmah2Zq via @WeTheWest

09:49 PM
Love life learn from your mistakes and be a better person .thanks for showing me that will always love you

Wed Aug 31 2011

10:51 AM
Boston Red Sox just bought my yuma scorpions CF Joey gathright .Sending him to aaa but i bet he is in Fenway in October

11:09 AM
#WTWVideo - Jose Canseco Grand Slam couple weeks ago http://t.co/hQ9OEDK via @WeTheWest

11:23 AM
RT @WeTheWest: #NewVideo Jose Canseco Grand Slam http://t.co/lKirOB1 via @WeTheWest

03:41 PM
Wish I could talk to you again

03:49 PM
Roses are red violets are blue I heard your voice and got all depressed to

09:17 PM
#WTWVideo - Jose Canseco 572 foot softball homerun http://t.co/hUlJAqz via @WeTheWest

09:17 PM
#WTWVideo - Bass Homerun Showdown Jeff Hall vs. Jose Canseco http://t.co/17ieuX1 via @WeTheWest

Fri Sep 2 2011

10:46 PM
Kisses. I love you

Sat Sep 3 2011

10:28 PM
i lost someone i love with all my heart

Sun Sep 4 2011

07:19 PM
I wish we could talk I have so many things to say

10:05 PM
I am so sad and depressed the person I love the most in this world is gone .I cry when this person is sad

Mon Sep 5 2011

08:05 AM
Just watched the pat tillman story wow no wonder America is filled with liars it starts all the way at the (cont) http://t.co/TJ2iVBY top .so we are conditioned that if you tell the truth ur a snitch.

07:20 PM
Eating dinner by my self again

Tue Sep 6 2011

12:43 PM
Who out there thinks they can beat me in a mma match

12:46 PM
I am fighting an apponent I can't win against my heart

Wed Sep 7 2011

02:07 PM
Stop hateing and start loving

Fri Sep 9 2011

12:44 PM
I want to apologize to leila for what I said about her .she is a kind and beautiful person who deserves better than me

Sat Sep 10 2011

07:08 PM
I wish leila and her new boyfriend the best of luck

07:09 PM
Hi baby can't wait to c u in Vegas

Tue Sep 13 2011

10:20 PM
Leila please remove all and any pics you have of me on both ur Facebook pages thank you

Mon Sep 19 2011

04:30 PM
Aria casino in Vegas is the best

Fri Sep 23 2011

10:00 AM
Be careful with car max they are a scam will offer you nothing on your trade in even if ur car is brand new .check around first

10:01 AM
Don't go to car max u can get a better deal at any other place .they also have kids working here that will insult u with trade in value

10:21 AM
Just trying to inform you guys

10:21 AM
Car max is a scam

Thu Sep 29 2011

08:05 PM
I love u and miss u

Mon Oct 3 2011

09:28 AM
Love and miss u dad

Thu Oct 6 2011

06:51 AM
Just saw a very provocative video on the economy and investing in gold. Gold certainly has gone up in recent years! #ad http://t.co/a0YtnRD1

Wed Oct 12 2011

04:37 PM
I love leila shennib more than anything

Sat Oct 15 2011

07:41 AM in reply to
@JasonGeauxLSU happy birthday

Mon Oct 17 2011

11:34 AM
Love my babe Leila

12:12 PM in reply to
@FanceeSauce people make mistakes & I made a big one by saying that

12:14 PM in reply to
@jensplit people make mistakes and I made a big one by saying that

12:15 PM in reply to
@suzukiautotek I was mad she left me people make mistakes

12:43 PM in reply to
@lukewarm_MUFC yes I know

Tue Oct 18 2011

11:21 AM in reply to
@padfro23 yes me to buddy can't wait to get going

Fri Oct 21 2011

12:39 AM
I hit 5 homeruns when I had those beers .babe Ruth ur the man

12:40 AM
The media never gets it right

09:22 AM in reply to
@Y2CASEY I was drunk for that one lol

09:25 AM
There was a game against Seattle I hit two homers off bankhead a had 2 beers and a game against Boston that I hit 3 homers

09:25 AM
I love babe Ruth

09:26 AM
Maybe I was the babe Ruth of the 80's

Fri Oct 28 2011

03:26 PM
Get your tickets for my upcoming fight on nov 5 before they sell out! http://t.co/M3RyHVY6

Sat Oct 29 2011

08:11 PM
Buy ur tickets 4 my fight Nov 5 w/Tareq Solahi and many many other celebs.. celebrityfighttickets.com Heres a discount code! "fighter1105"

Sun Oct 30 2011

02:20 AM
Halloween with my love http://t.co/jEzHwbKr

02:52 AM in reply to
@shan_cake that is Leila

10:47 PM
check out my fight nov 5 along with many other celebs.. Buy tickets before they sell out ! http://t.co/M3RyHVY6 Discount code: fighter1105

Mon Oct 31 2011

09:31 PM
http://t.co/0IR43Ky8

09:35 PM
Celebrity Fight Night Kato Kaelin vs Michael Lohan, Lou Bellera vs Joey Buttafuoco,Coolio vs Jeremy Jackson, Amy Fisher vs Octo Mom,

09:35 PM
Violet Kowal vs Michelle Bombshell, Tila Tequila vs Cami Parker, Jose Canseco vs Tareq Salahi

11:43 PM
check out my fight nov 5 along with many other celebs..Buy tickets before they sell out celebrityfighttickets.com Discount code: fighter1105

Thu Nov 3 2011

11:55 AM
Our sons cuddling http://t.co/DaPit2YY

Tue Nov 8 2011

01:36 PM
Come down to the Art of Music at the Mandalay Bay Hotel Shops in Las Vegas. I'm signing autographs 6 days a week from 1 pm to 5 pm

03:41 PM
Going to be at the Mandalay Bay in Vegas for the next year. Tuesday thru Sunday 1pm to 5 pm. Art of Music Store

Wed Nov 9 2011

09:57 PM
Check out my friend at http://t.co/P3ixFT5Q

Sun Nov 13 2011

12:03 PM
At home plate grill and bar with KHSP 1400 am promoting my autograph signing and appearances at Art of Music store in Mandalay bay

12:03 PM
Come check it out!

04:43 PM
Celebrity fight night with my girlfriend @ModelLeila http://t.co/eAcRZdbB

04:51 PM in reply to
@aimeenancygrace thanks!

Mon Nov 14 2011

12:31 PM
Play poker at southpoint casino I will be there for the 2pm tournament

12:32 PM in reply to
@bopollard how can I help

12:33 PM
Las Vegas and southpoint casino what a perfect combination

12:34 PM
Las Vegas and southpoint casino a perfect world

06:03 PM
Vote for my girl http://t.co/1SaZgWdQ

06:05 PM
Vote for my girl Leila Shennib http://t.co/1SaZgWdQ

06:08 PM in reply to
@iBlackSheep once

06:27 PM in reply to
@ThatGuyInRF people make mistakes

06:29 PM in reply to
@Frank_Dux1 people make mistakes I made a big one saying that

06:30 PM in reply to
@ThatGuyInRF people make mistakes I made a big one saying that

07:08 PM
RT @suzukiautotek: @JoseCanseco voted for her as you asked. How about a retweet bud?

08:51 PM in reply to
@LukeWalkitout people make mistakes I made a big one saying that

08:51 PM
RT @Garc52: @JoseCanseco I voted 10x any chance I get a retweet?

08:51 PM in reply to
@ShawnMusick thank you

09:13 PM
RT @B1GSHOW5: @JoseCanseco I voted 16x any chance a fellow #bashbro can get a retweet?

10:45 PM in reply to
@BROJOBS people make mistakes and I made a big one by saying that

Tue Nov 15 2011

02:15 PM
at mandalay bay art of music from 1 till 5 signing autographs come by

Thu Nov 17 2011

05:30 PM
I love Leila miss her so much

Sun Nov 20 2011

07:16 PM
At southpoint casino playing a poker tournament ... They're great!!

10:45 PM
Leila my girlfriend the love of my life won 1st place @ the poker tournament @ Southpoint casino and I won 3rd

Mon Nov 21 2011

08:43 AM in reply to
@churchey10 people make mistakes and I made a big one saying that

08:43 AM in reply to
@dnear680 people make mistakes and I made a big one

02:08 PM in reply to
@ChyenneTipiwai people make mistakes and I made a big one by saying those things

Wed Nov 23 2011

03:00 PM
come join me at the art of music in mandalay bay where I will be signing autographs

03:38 PM in reply to
@SPERGERS I have a girlfriend

03:42 PM
my signing at mandalay bay casino in las vegas http://t.co/MILJNIph

04:10 PM
I accept shaqs challenge to fight him let's get it on .

04:12 PM
Shaq tell ur girlfriend Dana white to make Thu fight happen

Fri Nov 25 2011

12:38 PM
Come to home plate grill and bar in las Vegas off of diamond road for some great food I eat here all the time

12:51 PM
Home plate grill and bar open 24hours great food and service come join me I am here eating all the time .4785 blue diamond rd las Vegas

02:25 PM
hey everyone I'm over here at mandalay bay art of music store signing autographs there is a black (cont) http://t.co/BZLFiKJW friday special sale so come down and join me

02:46 PM
having a great time at mandalay bay art of music come join me http://t.co/eZP6j5c3

Sat Nov 26 2011

02:37 PM
come check me out at mandalay bay art of music store from 1 to 5 black friday specials still going on

04:51 PM
Please check out my friend that is changing my life he is also an actor visit http://t.co/SqxxqWtV

10:14 PM
Come eat at home plate grill and bar in Vegas on diamond road

Sun Nov 27 2011

02:41 PM
come check me out at mandalay bay art of music store,last day of black friday specials don't miss out see you then!

Mon Nov 28 2011

04:13 PM
Southpoint casino in las Vegas check out the 7pm tournaments I play in them all the time

Thu Dec 1 2011

01:41 PM
I'm down here at mandalay bay art of music store signing autographs, come down and going from 130 to 530. see you then

Sun Dec 4 2011

02:06 PM
Come down to Mandalay Bay Art of Music store to hangout with me and get an autograph. I'll be here from 1-5pm today!!! See you soon.

10:32 PM
Home plate grill and bar in Vegas is awesome great food

Tue Dec 6 2011

02:37 PM
I am at home plate grill and bar in las Vegas off of diamond road come on down the food is great

Tue Dec 13 2011

01:40 AM
Please check out my friend who has changed my life http://t.co/SqxxqWtV and http://t.co/JvWGPyB6

Sat Dec 17 2011

12:18 PM
Leila loves her mom and misses her very much

02:30 PM in reply to
@FakeFosse she broke up with me

Wed Dec 21 2011

11:05 AM
The only woman I ever want in my life @ModelLeila http://t.co/KIF70FO0

Thu Dec 22 2011

02:36 PM
@ModelLeila http://t.co/WefUo9a0

02:58 PM
At home plate bar and grill they have amazing fresh crab and oysters and seafood come check it out! http://t.co/I6zDjxdc

07:13 PM
RT @FartBurglar: @JoseCanseco How about a RT for my buddy @buttbbutt birthday??

07:41 PM
RT @hnirobert: @JoseCanseco how about a RT for also being a Cubano?

Fri Dec 23 2011

10:45 PM
Love my family http://t.co/bTyb9gbq

Mon Dec 26 2011

03:59 PM
@ModelLeila

Sun Jan 8 2012

01:11 PM
RT @okiesouthpaw32: @JoseCanseco I'm 21 today!!! Can I get a bday rt??

Tue Jan 10 2012

12:59 PM
You can email Leila at LeilaS@PremierModelM.com for bookings

01:23 PM in reply to
@StvX girlfriend

01:43 PM in reply to
@_FlagrantFoul yep don't work for free

01:46 PM in reply to
@_FlagrantFoul I have no desire to go out of my way for people after the way they treat me

Thu Jan 12 2012

08:44 PM
movies @ModelLeila

08:45 PM
RT @Datruthsports: Come out & meet @JoseCanseco in person for autograph signing @PBRRockBar - Fri. Jan. 13 - 2pm-6pm & Sat. Jan. 14 - 12 ...

08:45 PM
RT @BestDamnEvents: Come see @JoseCanseco this Friday and Saturday in Las Vegas! PBR Rockbar inside Planet Hollywood! See flyer for hour ...

Fri Jan 13 2012

03:18 PM
RT @MiracleMileLV: So cool! --> "@PBRRockBar: @JoseCanseco is in the building! He's gearing up to sign autographs for fans!" From 2-6 ...

03:39 PM
Come to Randy Coutures Poker Charity event Sat Jan 14 at 2pm @goldennuggetlv. See mma fighters, poker pros and celebs. www.xcgif.org

03:42 PM
@ModelLeila my sexy girl http://t.co/E6A8oz67

Sat Jan 14 2012

09:24 AM
RT @Datruthsports: If you missed @JoseCanseco yesterday @PBRRockBar in @phvegas. He will be there today from 12-4pm signing autographs & ...

09:24 AM
RT @Datruthsports: Come out today 12-4pm to @PBRRockBar to meet @JoseCanseco & @foxsportsradio 920AM Da Truth Sport Radio Show host @GCM ...

11:26 AM
If anyone in las Vegas needs a good lawyer contact my lawyer Louis schneider (702)435-2121 -- he is great !

Sun Jan 15 2012

06:13 PM
http://t.co/8zHz4KB5

Mon Jan 16 2012

01:40 PM
Golfing with my babe Leila @ModelLeila http://t.co/sME4b80W

02:12 PM in reply to
@dshep33 people make mistakes I made a big one by saying that

02:15 PM in reply to
@dshep33 thanks

02:41 PM in reply to
@LadyVoltage11 obviously you do to tweet about it

03:07 PM in reply to
@tylerspitzer1 @modelleila yes

Tue Jan 17 2012

09:34 AM in reply to
@LadyVoltage11 u don't even have a clue what you're talking about. People are so Ignorant

Thu Jan 19 2012

07:28 PM
Please support http://t.co/xcizUrtZ

Fri Jan 20 2012

06:24 PM
Old school a's fans excited

07:28 PM
Show will be awesome

Sat Jan 21 2012

11:49 AM
Dale tafoya on the a's after dark soon

Sun Jan 22 2012

04:32 PM
Just saw the movie money ball .it was awesome congrats billy I especially loved the part about you (cont) http://t.co/hGqIkrjL and your daughter.ps I would have played for you back then for free.I was one of those misfits who needed a second chance

04:35 PM
Billy is probably as good looking as brad pitt

04:37 PM in reply to
@naguirre520 would love to if I am invited

07:42 PM
I am going to play this year

08:07 PM
Billy beane call me would love to dh for you just give me a tryout that's all I ask

08:09 PM
Billy beane email me Jc7264@yahoo.com

08:21 PM
I am hitting at on deck baseball academy in Vegas ask Andy about me

11:32 PM
Baseball hates bill James but the Boston red sox hired him .that's from the movie money ball .baseball hates me maybe they can hire me

11:34 PM in reply to
@Gorillamob2 yes I would be honored to take a minor league contract

11:37 PM
I love the game to much to ever give it up

Mon Jan 23 2012

10:05 AM
@greeneyes2413

06:04 PM
RT @geraldsaunders: @ModelLeila & @JoseCanseco at the #avnawards red carpet Sat night! PLZ RT http://t.co/EU6sbsW3

08:51 PM
Fenway 350 lifetime batting average 1 hr per every 9 at bats .I am ready to play for Boston give me a tryout

08:56 PM
Is a little tryout to much to ask for

09:01 PM
I guess murderers and child molestors get more chances than I do

09:06 PM in reply to
@SteveSpracale well give me a chance to prove you right

Fri Jan 27 2012

05:19 PM
Hit a basball 550 feet yesterday go to facebook check out ondeck baseball academy .all I need is a (cont) http://t.co/0XPMaBbE chance to prove myself .I am ready billy beane

05:26 PM in reply to
@KRob112 without

06:20 PM
Billy beane please give me a try out

06:57 PM
Hit a baseball 550ft yesterday with a sam bat

07:03 PM in reply to
@cranekicker watch the video on my Facebook

Sat Jan 28 2012

05:27 PM
RT @knowmodelsmovie: @JoseCanseco Check out Jose Canseco's hot model girlfriend washing a H2 covered in whip cream. It's ok to be jealou ...

05:54 PM
â€œ@knowmodelsmovie Jose Canseco's hot model girlfriend washing a H2 covered in whip cream. It's ok to be jealous! http://t.co/CFf5sTaJ

Tue Jan 31 2012

02:19 PM
RT @PaymanBenz: If I can get @JoseCanseco to wish me a happy bday for the 2nd year in a row, today will be a success. C'mon 33!

Sat Feb 4 2012

12:37 PM
RT @knowmodelsmovie: @josecanseco Check out Jose Canseco's hot model girlfriend washing a H2 covered in whip cream. It's ok to be jealou ...

Sat Feb 11 2012

01:05 AM
I leave for cancun Mexico Sunday to make my comeback to the majors playing with the triple a affiliate tigres of cancun

09:30 AM
Never give up your dream .I love baseball and I dream about playing again in the majors .just (cont) http://t.co/mwhhKb7R because your over 40 doesn't mean your life is over as an athlete.life starts after 40/40

09:45 AM in reply to
@CranialDecay cute dog

09:45 AM in reply to
@BobbyScandal its the American way

09:48 AM
I fight for the truth and the right to play baseball

09:49 AM
Life is not worth living if you can't try difficult things

09:51 AM
Baseball is difficult at any age that's y its the greatest

09:53 AM
Its better to try and fail than not try at all

09:56 AM
I faught Hung man choi I had a bad knee and he's 7'2 370 lbs .I knew I was going to lose but I faced my fears

10:00 AM
Life is simply challenges and UPS and downs never let anyone tell u that u can't do something u love

10:02 AM in reply to
@nicktronz its the opposite I told the truth and got blackballed get ur facts straight

10:06 AM in reply to
@trevorjohnson19 I don't think do if ur head gets bigger lol

10:06 AM in reply to
@sleazedog that was created on my life

10:11 AM
Do you haters need a hug think possitive and you will never hate again and good things will happen (cont) http://t.co/DvGAPC8E to you .ps I am oppening up a hug store if u need one

10:14 AM
This is my baby chapstick . http://t.co/eB7HEwoM

10:19 AM in reply to
@nicktronz yes

10:20 AM in reply to
@Drayson808 you no that was set up right

01:19 PM in reply to
@roygones I will still do my best

01:22 PM
Steroids don't make you a great player they don't even get you to the majors.

06:28 PM
Candy poem my girlfriend Leila made for me for Valentines day... She's the best @ModelLeila http://t.co/wLtNk0mn

06:29 PM
Candy poem my girl Leila made for Valentines @ModelLeila http://t.co/NIjA7Lpz

06:30 PM in reply to
@Bageldinho @modelleila corny but sweet haha

Sun Feb 12 2012

12:47 PM
Back in baseball I knew I would play this year you just gotta believe in your dreams .

12:52 PM
Leave on redeye tonite to start spring training with AAA quintana roo tigers tomorrow . TEam won league championship last year

12:58 PM
Never been to mexico before except border towns where i had some issues .can't wait to see mayans and there ruins they were badass

Mon Feb 13 2012

03:29 PM
Made it to cancun love this place whiy have i never been here

03:34 PM
Thankss to my new agency New World Sports Managment for this opportunity .call my agent Jose Melendez for appearances/events at 9563347950

03:38 PM
Looking forwrd to bp tomorrow and launching some bombs into the jungle .happy

03:45 PM in reply to
@allintheballs Beto Avila stadium in cancun

04:04 PM
god bless bobby malaguti .semper fi my friend

08:28 PM
I am in Mexico with my valentine leila

Tue Feb 14 2012

09:36 AM in reply to
@htownreppin713 People make mistakes and I made a big one saying those things out of anger

11:44 AM
Candy Poem the best girlfriend in the world my love Leila Shennib made me for Valentines Day. http://t.co/m6dDbRXw

11:44 AM
Candy Poem the best girlfriend in the world my love Leila Shennib made me for Valentines Day. http://t.co/FMt4Gmo7

02:39 PM
GReat first day of spring training the tigres are a class act all the way run a better spring training than some mlb clubs

02:47 PM
My 36 inch didnt show up but launched alot of bp balls into the jungle with a small 34 heres a pic of me taking frst bp http://t.co/jYA0KQSW

03:02 PM
Tigre manager Matias Carrillo very impresive looks like he could still hit 300 easy here we are in pic http://t.co/huY1L1EL

Thu Feb 16 2012

06:25 AM
On my way to the tigers ball park again ,dam I love this game

06:25 AM
Cancun Mexico what a beautiful place

06:26 AM
If I can make a comeback at 47 anyone can who loves the game as I do

06:29 AM
Go after your dreams even if you fail its way better than not going for it at all

05:35 PM
Love Cancun .is that fuzzy lump in the ocean cuba would love to play there oneday

05:37 PM
Lots of very good players in camp with the tigers .no wonder the Mexican league is called the third major league

05:41 PM
Miss Leila's Famous Naughty Girl Valentine & Birthday Cards is now open for business . email me at jc7264@yahoo.com if you want to order one

07:37 PM
This is Jose's girlfriend Leila. I love him very much so If you have nothing nice to say, dont say anything at all. Thanks!

10:20 PM
Heres me and Joey Gathright who was my CF in yuma last year now Tigres ! http://t.co/xb49bxRe

10:26 PM
Bombing in bp at Beto avila stadium I am so grateful to the Tigres and would love to help them win nbumer 11 http://t.co/9K6u3sDM

10:37 PM in reply to
@ManTakinNames Mexico .hear you are going to Lincoln good luck that league is weak won't touch your submarine stuff be confident dominate

Fri Feb 17 2012

04:23 PM
Enjoying cancun with Leila @ModelLeila http://t.co/0ksoRGbW

04:24 PM
On the beach @ModelLeila http://t.co/s6IBAF5z

Sun Feb 19 2012

07:40 PM
End of first week with Tigres .love baseball leila and cancun . do what you love the money will follow

07:43 PM
Spring training practice games start this weak 12 hour bus trip to tabasco lots of poker

08:38 PM in reply to
@espnsutcliffe Espero que si !

09:26 PM
boi a tweet mas en espanol porque necesito que practice mi espanol. VIVA TIGRES!

10:39 PM in reply to
@jquirozf mi encantara

Mon Feb 20 2012

05:44 AM
Otro dia bello en cancun Mexico la practica empiesa en una ora con los tigres

05:45 AM
Another beautiful day in cancun Mexico practice starts in one hour

04:44 PM
Y does everyone think I have no bat speed at 47

04:46 PM
If I have no bat speed at 47 then y does the ball go so far when I hit it ?

04:51 PM
Only true batspeed can hit a baseball over 500 feet and that's what I do everyday in cancun in the (cont) http://t.co/K0REKTR6 tigres stadium come buy and watch the show I will make u a beleiver

05:28 PM in reply to
@JaimeSamantha no its bat speed

05:30 PM in reply to
@BBrox69 finally someone with some common sense

05:35 PM in reply to
@AWeinschenker so what ur saying is that steroids is a cure all and makes u a pro athlete

05:42 PM
I hope I make the aaa team the tigres of cancun so I can show u guys what I can do even sometimes I (cont) http://t.co/MG5aeDxg dought myself but my daughter says u can do it daddy and I believe her

05:45 PM in reply to
@Dan_Maynard89 that's the odvious

05:48 PM in reply to
@BigGlooger780 I played with a form bicep in a ARM brace and still had 50 rbi in 200 ab

05:50 PM
Come out to the tigres stadium and watch bp

05:52 PM
Wow so sad that even Jesus Christ had haters I an proud to be part of his team

05:58 PM
Jesus Christ told the trust so that made him a snitch and that's y he was crucified?

06:00 PM
We have way to many people in public with a prison mentality

06:04 PM
Step into my mind for one night c if u can survive the nightmares

06:17 PM
Do u all realize that within a period of time we will surely be in the same place

06:28 PM in reply to
@dankdoggie no from being married twice LOL

06:32 PM in reply to
@PanchoVilla_8 then what is it

06:46 PM
I am addicted to white leather and red stiches

06:47 PM
you dont hold a baseball it holds you

06:47 PM in reply to
@Joe_Randell so u think steroids give u bat speed lol

06:48 PM
a baseball is the smell of youth and our fathers

07:34 PM
bats

07:35 PM
hope 2 have my bats in tabasco

08:22 PM
Buenas noches cancunense .Manana sera otro dia para dejar caer bombas en la selva .muchas gracias por su buena acogida. VIVA TIGRES! MEjor?

09:09 PM in reply to
@itscarolinehugs happy b day

09:14 PM
Buscando UN segundo chance con los tigres de cancun

09:41 PM in reply to
@mikesite Si como no. Querio juegar. mi siento muy bien y agradesio de la opportunidad en cancun. mi muro con el beisbol.

10:09 PM
gracias por todo el apoyo de mis nuevos amigos de twitter.

10:17 PM in reply to
@Roberto_villarr 36in,34oz

10:28 PM in reply to
@reloaded81 si como no. espero una temporada muy buena en mexico. quiero ayudar a los tigres ganar y lucir en el tereno.

10:29 PM in reply to
@jborges9 espero en eso. gracias

10:32 PM
its been long time i rite in spanish. feels good. thanks everyone for spanish lessons

10:51 PM in reply to
@qahpcancun right now 00.

Tue Feb 21 2012

05:35 AM
Kenny powers has nothing on me

05:37 AM in reply to
@CoreyNYC he is a life style

05:38 AM
And I thought u guys were smart LOL

06:26 AM in reply to
@oldtomsvoice then unfollow me

06:28 AM
Ignorance and hatred the American way

06:31 AM
Loving someone just means they r ur equal hating them means that ur so below them all u can c is Shit

06:37 AM in reply to
@missy2916 thanks

05:39 PM
GRATE DAY ! Smoked a pair of dingers in live action 4-7

05:52 PM
RT @Cano24MVP2012: @JoseCanseco Can a brotha get a RT for being a life long Canseco fan?

05:53 PM in reply to
@Cano24MVP2012 Retweeted u now get rid of those Cano cards and stock up on some more 86 donruss !

09:57 PM
cubano canonero

10:15 PM
estoy anxioso juegar los juegos de exhibicion esta fin de semanana en tabasco

10:22 PM in reply to
@RJBPHILLY Cancun Tigers champs of the mexican league and 1st clss org

10:50 PM
RT @mikeyanderson21: @JoseCanseco I've been a fan of yours since I was 7 years old. Can I get a rt for a lifelong Canseco fan?

11:01 PM in reply to
@Sarcastidon right now the tigres are my main focus. i am thankful for the oportunity considering a lot of teams were quick to judge me

11:16 PM
rawlings I need 36 inch big sticks unfinished ash

Wed Feb 22 2012

07:25 AM in reply to
@jcsturgeon happy birthday buddy

07:26 AM
Dam baseball is awesome love to hit that ball

07:29 AM
Help others to believe in themselves it will make the world a better place

07:32 AM in reply to
@joshuabrier down deep inside u like me

09:14 AM
Just became a Social Publisher on MyLikes. Earn money or advertise on MyLikes - http://t.co/zIls1H2p @mylikes

09:26 AM
Take a look at Blake Griffin's world as he throws down dunks at the Venice Beach courts. a baskeetball canseco ! http://t.co/D50oP77R - spon

09:28 AM
How much is the most expensive car in the world? What is it? How fast is it? Get ready... ex-wives have mine http://t.co/zZVVYw7L - spon

09:55 AM
Leave for tabasco tonite it is 576 miles 11 hours . here's the route http://t.co/7ItNUS17

09:59 AM
CAn't wait to play the olmecas tomorrow feels like the first time .we play at their stadium in the town of villahermosa .cannon is loaded

11:30 AM
What do I have a better chance of winning the lottery or a dh spot in the bigs?

Thu Feb 23 2012

11:52 AM in reply to
@FrankJV3 mathematicly everything has to be right

11:55 AM
Wow just did a 12 hour bus ride I have so much respect for these players who do this

11:57 AM
We are in Tabasco Mexico going to play a 4 game series for spring training wish me luck

12:46 PM
Remember Willie wonka brings back memories of when we were young .let's take a voyage together back in time .

12:46 PM
Come with me on a trip of pure imagination.back to the big leagues.

12:46 PM
I want to take you on a journey with me to the impossible back to the big leagues.

12:53 PM
I wish I had a better way of showing you what I do everyday anyone have any ideas

12:55 PM
Can anyone create a videocam I can strap to my body and wear even when I am playing

01:04 PM in reply to
@fearsomekittens y so angry u need something to believe in

01:05 PM
Y are people so angry all the time

01:08 PM
I wish I could give all the angry people a hug

01:10 PM in reply to
@dontforgetmac lol

01:12 PM
A little girl told me one time that I should open up a hug store .what a great idea

01:16 PM
Go after your dreams cause even if you fail your still a success.chasing dreams keeps you young

01:22 PM
Wow there is a black crow out side my window staring at me what does that mean

01:25 PM in reply to
@graham_dee didn't see a contract in his mouth lol

01:27 PM in reply to
@groleau09 I will do my best

01:34 PM
If anyone needs advice on any subject matter in life let me no I can especially show u were all the (cont) http://t.co/frUjMZmG land mines r cause I have stepped on all of them that way u can avoid them

01:43 PM in reply to
@Vansantc what's the problem

01:48 PM
If you c me in public come up to me and give me a hug ok

01:49 PM
Let's everyone all at once tweet I love life come on you can do it

02:03 PM
Like rocky said its not how many times u get knocked down its how many times u can get up and keep moving forward in life

02:05 PM
@RichSideOfLife I believe in you

02:10 PM in reply to
@SonarJose LOL

02:13 PM
Ok time to go to the ballpark tweet you later

10:44 PM
ganamos 7 a 6. 1-3.RBI, imparible. mi dieron walk con casa llena en cuatro pitcheos. mi siento bien!! poquito nervioso estava hoy.

10:49 PM
RT @jorgesotos711: @JoseCanseco well done Jose, but it was an intentional walk or what??

10:49 PM in reply to
@jorgesotos711 no they jus threw me 4 balls in a row

10:50 PM in reply to
@Kylesmom44 feel like a rookie. having fun again in baseball and life

10:53 PM
We won 7 to 6. I went 1 for 3 with an rbi. got walked with bases loaded. had fun playing baseball again cant wait for tomorow

10:57 PM in reply to
@pgomezq espero que si. gracias!

11:06 PM
Here is a pic of my first hit that was a rocket to left .a little elevation and it would have been gone .lots of fans http://t.co/piQ3h9ot

11:08 PM in reply to
@csarmando mucha jente se le olvida que yo le pegue a los mejores pitchares del mundo nolan ryan roger clemens rivera randy johnson y duro

11:14 PM
RT @andysantiago10: @JoseCanseco Eres mi idolo del beisbol. Grande Canseco ! Bienvenido a Mexico

11:17 PM in reply to
@csarmando soy diferente que otro peloteros. julio franco juego hasta los 50 en liga mayores. yo siempre mi quedo en forma.

11:20 PM
RT @helenamaravilla: @JoseCanseco nos gustaria mucho que fueras parte de line up titular de @tigresqroficial que bueno que estas en MÃ© ...

11:22 PM
RT @alonzo_yaqui: @JoseCanseco nos regalas un RT sigue a----> @alonzo_yaqui todo sobre el beisbol gracias

11:28 PM
everyone should hug before going too bed. hug heals wounds. lots of hugs in tabasco villamoso tonight

11:31 PM in reply to
@KevinMcGannon hug for you

11:31 PM in reply to
@Kylesmom44 hug for you

11:47 PM
hugs for everyone tonight from cubano canonero

11:52 PM
hug the one your with .right now hug them .how did it go see what i mean ?

Fri Feb 24 2012

12:14 AM
Gracias to all my twitter friends my cannonballs for making this awesome day even better .gotta launch a bomb for you manana u inspire me

01:11 PM
here is a pic of me after last nights game it was hard to leave the field wanted to sleep on it but was hungry http://t.co/MF0jhdVU

04:32 PM
@chrissyteigen hug for u from me and leila

04:54 PM
Hit a 2 run bomb today against campeche pinatas to tie it up but we lost 4-3 .hate losing but will not happen much because Tigres r so good

05:00 PM
piratas .lo siento mucho campeche

05:06 PM
home runs should not count if you lose and count doble if you win

06:12 PM in reply to
@jlwoj Wow that was so fast is bill james your father ? So Lou and Albert and Manny r the most underated sluggers feel bad for banks & rafy

08:18 PM
For the last time I am not using any illegal drugs what so ever .they test for steroids in aaa ball

08:24 PM
Trying to prove that steroids are overrated when I played for Toronto and hit 46 bombs I was not using steroids

08:29 PM
I am going to prove that steroids are overrated and that the players who used them should be in the hall of fame .

08:32 PM
Hip don't need steroids to be a great athlete just believe in yourself

08:33 PM
Put in the time and hard work .I will help you if you need me

08:35 PM
You don't need steroids to be a great athlete just believe in yourself like I do

08:39 PM in reply to
@JacksonDeMos they destroyed my life I got no credit for all the hard work I put in

08:55 PM
How many people think they could have made it in baseball if they used steroids

09:00 PM
Steroids don't give you hand eye coordination and that's a major part of hitting

09:08 PM in reply to
@dcabrera0401 your right most people have talent but don't want to put in the hard work instead (cont) http://t.co/Mg1tVkPD they become bitter Insecure jealous people in other words Haters

09:19 PM
Some one please xplain to me y people are so angry all the time ate they all on steroids or something

09:20 PM in reply to
@CNEE28 400k people do

09:24 PM
El mundo esta loco

09:25 PM in reply to
@wormbolt the government lied to you everyday go u hate them

09:27 PM
My Latin fans believe in me I have many in cancun Mexico

09:28 PM
Viva Mexico

09:35 PM
Y is jealousy hatred and envy the American way .that's y other countries collectively hate us we need to fix ourselves internally

09:39 PM
Love your fellow man pick him up when he falls down cause we all fall down sooner or later

09:42 PM in reply to
@doublel1919 wassup buddy

10:10 PM
no mames way

Sat Feb 25 2012

08:20 AM in reply to
@NYSportsFan92 wow am I really that powerful to ruin a trillion dollar industry

09:04 AM
Pic of the launchzone of yesterdays bomb went leftcenter about 450 feet didnt get all of it .plyaing the dolphins today http://t.co/Hvj7XfOZ

09:16 AM in reply to
@WeaselofDoom hug for u

09:19 AM in reply to
@joshtuznoh abrazo por tu

09:55 AM in reply to
@CaughtOffBase hug for u

10:22 AM in reply to
@LeoDennison hug for anthony dennison

11:09 AM
@bruce_arthur hug for u

08:12 PM
To wet to play the dolphins

08:30 PM
Walked on four and smoked a rope b4 rain sent us home

08:31 PM in reply to
@darlenemcki 2 hugs for u

08:53 PM
Is it harder to go 30/30 in 110 game mexican league or 40/40 in mlb ?

09:02 PM
Ha habido alguna vez un hombre de treinta treinta en lmb ? Has there ever been a 30/30 in the mexican league ?

09:23 PM
miss you baby

09:30 PM
goodnight hugs

Sun Feb 26 2012

01:38 PM in reply to
@wfaajane hug for u

02:26 PM
After baseball season i'm thiniking of holding vegas mma tourney .Beef Bash 1with me shaq tyson an herschel .any promoters interested ?

02:40 PM
If beef bash 1 was 8 fighters who else would you want in it and how would hyou matchup

04:07 PM
@Deadspin hug for u

Mon Feb 27 2012

08:02 AM
FantÃ¡stico estar de vuelta en CancÃºn despuÃ©s de un largo viaje en autobÃºs y un divertido fin de semana del bÃ©isbol en Tabasco !

08:04 AM
Awesome to be back in Cancun .long bus ride last night but feeling so goo after four days of games in tabasco .

08:05 AM
love the tigers

08:06 AM
went 4-11 with a home run 4 rbis an 3 walks .good start but could have launched a few more .

08:17 AM
We beat tabasco tied pirates suspended dolphins an tied tabasco .

08:44 AM
pic of rbi somewere in tabasco yesterday http://t.co/i6MMZYdk

02:12 PM in reply to
@Hittinitgood ofcourse

02:16 PM
Estoy teniendo un buen tiempo con los tigres de cancun

02:57 PM in reply to
@calencarr3 so can you oaktown boy

02:58 PM in reply to
@CarlosGpeCastro abrazo por tu

02:59 PM
@tigresqroficial abrazos por los tigres

10:44 PM
todo esta chevere aqui en cancun. picking up good spanish here

10:52 PM in reply to
@cesarjustice abrazo por tu

Tue Feb 28 2012

04:46 PM
bats are here bats are here !

05:00 PM
about to start practice with my new gorgous pieces of unfinished ash - 35 sweet inches with thin handle and fat barrel C243s .so excited !

05:03 PM
Gracias a Americas Bat company of romo texas .havent heard from rawlings yet http://t.co/2SrRNDZF

Wed Feb 29 2012

01:54 PM
enjoying a loVely day in cancun. finished practice redy for some rest and head to gim

01:56 PM in reply to
@mleif hug for u

01:58 PM
feel in mood for some hugs later. maybi we call them eHugs by Cubano Canonero

02:05 PM in reply to
@MitchNYM nice being remembered

02:18 PM in reply to
@saeberto marzo 16 guey

02:21 PM
RT @saeberto: @JoseCanseco ok espero mandes varios jonrones!! Por q solo por usted ire al beis!!

05:06 PM
Will find out Sunday if I made the team or not

07:33 PM
I love and miss my gorgeous girlfriend Leila wish she was with me

07:35 PM in reply to
@cderic030 I win cause I am doing what I lobe

07:38 PM
We need to support each other more instead of putting people down

07:47 PM
I am probably the only person in history that will never be forgiven for telling the truth and (cont) http://t.co/W7Mm6qXh making MLB better and safer for everyone especially young kids

07:52 PM
I am truly sorry for hurting my teamates and friends when I wrote juiced.

07:54 PM in reply to
@Dee_Martinezzz it was never about the money

08:06 PM
I have had nightmares since I wrote that book it still haunts me till today .it is my demon that never sleeps

10:59 PM
sometimes i get depressed at night for what i did

11:00 PM
tonight is one of those night which i can turn back clock

11:01 PM in reply to
@kevin_mcgran rite a book

11:02 PM in reply to
@ObnoxiousFan hug for u

11:04 PM
glad manny got another chance in mlb. everyone deserves a 2nd chance or third chance. glad tigres giving me a chance

11:06 PM in reply to
@notoriousbuf hug vato

11:18 PM in reply to
@GBROSS8 hitting one the other day in tabasco

11:19 PM
que onda vato locos?

11:21 PM in reply to
@stephencbishop @KeiKabou loved u in moneball

11:22 PM in reply to
@toddvs35 hug for u ese

11:24 PM in reply to
@jstaggs32 no i wich

11:24 PM in reply to
@victor_tamariz esta con madre guey

11:26 PM in reply to
@IsidroRuiz eso espero guey

11:27 PM in reply to
@xochristinaxo hug for u

11:29 PM in reply to
@ThePhilliesGirl hug 4 u

11:29 PM in reply to
@golflefthanded ruined my life

11:32 PM in reply to
@PalafoxDeNigris abrazo pa ti guey

11:35 PM in reply to
@Deej_Vegas @TheFansOpinion wished people see that way everyone hates me

11:35 PM in reply to
@ColtsSharksReds moneyball

11:37 PM in reply to
@stephencbishop awesome man glad u are fan

11:39 PM in reply to
@ElizabethMcGraw hug for u

11:46 PM in reply to
@Ms_CoCo15 hug for u madam

11:47 PM in reply to
@stephencbishop lol good times man

11:48 PM
wish i had a time machine

11:51 PM in reply to
@Lizzy_Nielsen hug for u

Thu Mar 1 2012

12:07 AM
call me crazy but i fell like i did in 1988. heatlhy and my legs feel strong. 20/20 at 47? strongly believe. gladd to be playing period

12:08 AM in reply to
@Deej_Vegas regret riting book period

12:08 AM in reply to
@SportsBrewery hug for u vato

12:09 AM in reply to
@luisjul orale

12:13 AM in reply to
@HrzMatt hug for u

07:02 AM
The good old days http://t.co/vpYIpelW

07:04 AM
Love the game http://t.co/PtGxv3Mz

07:05 AM
My father passed away last year I miss him so much http://t.co/Yh0AbqF0

01:42 PM
Can't wait to hold my girl Leila

02:02 PM
@shaq hug for u

02:12 PM
@shaq I said yes 3 months ago .Lets dance big fella !

02:27 PM
@miketyson hug for u

03:50 PM
@TheRock hug for you .do you mma

03:58 PM in reply to
@srobitille hug for u

04:01 PM
@miketyson hey bro we both live in vegas .lets dance

05:03 PM
mma isnt fighting its competitive art of the human form in action

10:49 PM
We lost joey gathright last night his sore quad got him in the end .pic in yuma last year b4 i sold him to boston http://t.co/MzoDtNMA

11:01 PM
miss you little buddy hope to play with you again some day

11:03 PM in reply to
@Jared_Carrabis hug for u

11:27 PM
Sunday is final cuts .playing this weekend on island of women will launch some bombs .hope doug clark hits behind me he's awesome TIGRES!

11:54 PM
@THEGaryBusey hug for u

Fri Mar 2 2012

05:20 PM
Y is it no one believes u can do it till after u do it .then they say I knew u could do it

06:03 PM
Strange enough I hit my career high 46 homeruns the year I did not use steroids figure that one out .Toronto bluejays

Sat Mar 3 2012

06:50 PM
Fun day at Isla mujeres we beat pirates .Went 2-4 with a BB 2 rbis scored winning run in 9th greatest high in the world .

06:53 PM in reply to
@SophieAnneB hug for u

07:02 PM
wont be able to sleep tonite i am bubble boy

07:15 PM
Love the cancun tigres team .easy to see y they are champs .could probably beat the royals

07:21 PM
cancun is one of the best places i have been it should be named the capital of the caribean

07:24 PM
ok maybe royals would have to have a real bad day but i am excited about the tigres talent and seeing with my heart

07:52 PM
pase lo que pase maÃ±ana yo soy un tigre en mi corazÃ³n. gracias a cancun y a todos de mexico

08:01 PM in reply to
@jcnoverola_ abrazo para ti

Mon Mar 5 2012

04:38 PM
Still living on the bubble .no tiger word yet

04:42 PM
feeling like a kid again in mexico http://t.co/BrlFqMT6

07:56 PM
Brain training...your brain is a muscle too .Learn how to make it bigger and better everyday http://t.co/zwpVxfdN - spon

08:31 PM
@PlinioEscalante abrazo para ti

08:32 PM
@budselig hug for u

08:49 PM in reply to
@katielamb hug for u

08:51 PM in reply to
@kcastropena hug for u

09:12 PM
God bless Don Mincher 1st clas hitter an GM .85 stars were some of my best days in baseball thanks to him .hug for u http://t.co/qLFA4RZw

Tue Mar 6 2012

08:16 AM
Still havnt made the team I need a hug

08:20 AM
Chase your dreams follow the yellow brick road what a classic

08:22 AM
Tap your shoes and say there is no place like home in my case tap your spikes and say there is no place like a baseball field

08:26 AM
There is nothing wrong with being at the bottom of the barrel as long as you bring everyone up

08:27 AM
Help people up don't knock them down

09:33 AM
Still got a uni on my back .Six game roadtrip to Mexico City an ready to launch some tigre bombas

09:38 AM
Thankx for all the hugs .hitting .333 obp .500 leading team in rbis but can do more .does the man behind the curtain have a contract for me

09:39 AM
Find the man behind the curtain in your life and help him help u .Be that man for others

11:49 AM
Arrived in Mexico city mexico game tonight hoping to take advantage of high altitude and hit some out

Wed Mar 7 2012

06:24 PM
How can I test positive when I never took any test don't believe everything the media tells you.the (cont) http://t.co/wMEhZjXm truth always comes out I am not using any illegal substanced

06:34 PM
Don't be so quick to judge till you here the truth that's a sure sign of ignorance hatred and jealousy

06:37 PM
Didn't anyone watch the a and e special last shot Jose canseco about 5 years ago it went up for an Emmy

06:37 PM
That will explain it all

06:39 PM
The truth will always be in the center of controversy

06:42 PM
I use nothing illegal that will be proven

06:50 PM
I don't get it the more I tell the truth the more I am hated wow we are headed for self destruction

08:42 PM
If your interested in the truth watch ESPN tonight

09:01 PM
RT @fesquerb: Nuestra cÃ¡mara tiene grabado el documento que permite a @JoseCanseco viajar con la testosterona que se inyecta. EstarÃ¡ en ...

09:10 PM in reply to
@TimFroehlig so right

09:12 PM
You haters who are not interested in the truth please don't watch ESPN tonight

09:14 PM
@fesquerb: Nuestra cÃ¡mara tiene grabado el documento que permite a @JoseCanseco viajar con la (cont) http://t.co/kq9pZAri testosterona que se inyecta. EstarÃ¡ en @SportsCenter_nt

09:24 PM
@TonyLaRussa best manager ever hall of fame

09:27 PM
@TonyLaRussa boy did I mess up by writing that book tell big mac I am sorry

09:41 PM
Did anyone watch the a&e special last shot Jose canseco about 5 years ago when doctors put me (cont) http://t.co/RX5MW4J6 on testosterone therapy because I can't produce my own

09:44 PM
Doctors have been monitoring me ever since to make sure my levels are normal.that's why I don't use any illegal substances its prescribed

09:46 PM
I have normal levels of testosterone like any one else thanks to the doctors

09:51 PM in reply to
@Catfish20Haiku I do they lied

09:53 PM in reply to
@Tropucks6 yes love them

11:11 PM in reply to
@RomaniaLiga11 Ã®mbrÄƒÅ£iÅŸat pentru tine

11:21 PM
All I am on is prescription medication for low testosterone .legal and very important for my health

11:25 PM
U should all get checked for low testosterone over 40 .It leads to heart disease depression metabolic Syndrome diabetes cognitive disorders

11:32 PM in reply to
@Bparker_Seattle no I wouldnt its a result of steroid use .we were young an dumb and no one knew the side affects or long term problms

11:33 PM
@TragicMoe hug for u

11:37 PM
RT @angelgonzalez06: Si no vieron lo que dijo @josecanseco en SportsCenter aquÃ les dejo el video http://t.co/BCAReq7x

11:45 PM in reply to
@msankey86 i speak english in the video

11:56 PM
Someone big wants me out of Mexico .question is who and y

Thu Mar 8 2012

12:01 AM in reply to
@MarkyMarkShow hug for u

12:07 AM in reply to
@garcia_marlin abrazo para ti

12:10 AM in reply to
@Jacqui_Rai hug for u

12:13 AM in reply to
@Maurizio_Franko abrazo para ti

12:17 AM in reply to
@theZtrain25 hug for u

05:35 AM
@JoseCanseco: Doctors have been monitoring me ever since to make sure my levels are normal.that's (cont) http://t.co/FLqRrF6V why I don't use any illegal substances its prescribed

05:35 AM
@JoseCanseco: Did anyone watch the a&e special last shot Jose canseco about 5 years ago when (cont) http://t.co/X68E0E2k

06:16 AM
@fesquerb: Nuestra cÃ¡mara tiene grabado el documento que permite a @JoseCanseco viajar con la (cont) http://t.co/J6Z7lkI7

06:32 AM
Who is behind the conspiracy and the lies

06:34 AM
The truth a lost art

06:35 AM
Why are they lieing does anyone have an idea

06:36 AM in reply to
@JoeyM0015 I said I use no illegal drugs and I don't

06:43 AM
I am going to play baseball again even if I have to die trying

06:46 AM
Nothing will stop me from playing baseball again not lies or a medical condition

06:49 AM in reply to
@imkeithernandez funny that's never been the issue

06:53 AM
I have a medical condition I wish I didn't have to use testosterone but I have no choice

06:54 AM
If anyone else has a better way I would like to talk to you maybe you can help me

08:07 AM
Movie called blackballed

08:09 AM
This is going to get out of control welcome to my world

08:12 AM
Conspiracy ,lies and media manipulation .let's find out the truth

08:16 AM
Blackballed book or movie .perception or reality .come with me you will see a world of pure (cont) http://t.co/o9tkUMAl imagination.what is real what is not .when perception becomes reality we are all doomed

08:18 AM
Do you believe in bigfoot of the loch Ness monster

09:05 AM in reply to
@LodiGino hug for u

09:18 AM
Jealousy hatred and envy the American way

09:21 AM in reply to
@CNMcPhee you live on Canada moron

09:23 AM in reply to
@RMCx2 I have lived it and been here .45 years you moron

09:29 AM
@shaq where are u I'm coming home .still wanna dance ? lets hook up

09:46 AM
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11:29 AM in reply to
@Rickdawg21 LOL

01:54 PM
All the haters bring it on you complete me

01:55 PM
Come on haters is that the best you got make my day

01:58 PM
Dam I don't want to leave Mexico the people here are very good to me and I want to play with the tigres.

02:00 PM
Well I am ready for a good fight bring it on who ever lied about me to the media

02:15 PM in reply to
@Jlouie007 jealousy

02:15 PM in reply to
@Jlouie007 come get ur ass kicked

02:16 PM
All the haters can kiss my ass

02:19 PM
When I find out who lied about me to the media I am going to drag you around the streets of Mexico by your hair and feed you to the dogs

02:20 PM
Why don't you haters jump into a mma ring with me and feel the pain

02:26 PM in reply to
@nickgrffn9 you havnt seen anything yet

02:28 PM
If you love me I will love you back but haters need to be exterminated now who will help me

02:31 PM
Join my army to exterminate the haters its about time we stand up to them I will lead you

02:32 PM in reply to
@FROHLI ok

02:33 PM
Everyone who joins me will get a hug

02:39 PM
Also my girlfriend Leila gets my best and biggest hug she always supports me

02:41 PM
You haters better start loving each other or I will personaly kick your ass.listen that's me knocking on your door

02:45 PM
Ok so I am pissed off and I have to vent sometimes I feel like nobody loves me

02:46 PM
Well except for my girlfriend and most of my family members I guess

02:49 PM
Dam I almost became a hater there for a moment its way better to love than hate

02:50 PM in reply to
@BreNBreN_Nicole everyone matters we are all family in a way

02:53 PM
I know a sure way on how to exterminate haters

02:54 PM
Can anyone guess how

02:57 PM
Show them how to follow there dreams and that will convert them

02:58 PM
Ok enough class for one day

03:06 PM in reply to
@jen415 my mother is dead you bitch

03:08 PM in reply to
@jessica so cute I love animals

03:14 PM in reply to
@hickey55 contact jose at joemelendez@msn.com

04:36 PM
@shaq WHERE THE HELL R YOU ? You ask me to fight I say yes and you run and hide .r you just a big pussy ?

05:24 PM in reply to
@djslops I am at your door open it

08:21 PM
El presidente de la liga mexicana tiene la imformacion mal oh es in mentiroso .las cosas no pasaron (cont) http://t.co/ZoaKRuVB como el dice.to no hice ninguna yamada como el dice Lo hiso el doctor.yo fui acer el examen y tenia mis documentos con migo

08:43 PM
So let me get this right if testosterone makes the average man a superstar athletea and has (cont) http://t.co/Jyoyd4Av possitive effects on the overall way of living why is it illegal and cigarettes and liquor That are proven to kill thousands every month legal please explain

08:56 PM
does anyone know where @shaq is

09:02 PM
how should I mma a 7 footer ?sprawl and brawl or ground and pound before my sleeper lock submission ?

09:12 PM in reply to
@Steviecade would love to

10:17 PM
@pepemarinl gracias por todo y tu apoyo

11:04 PM in reply to
@ATownsend23 would love to see what u had in mind. Please contact jose at joemelendez@msn.com

Fri Mar 9 2012

12:14 AM
just saw the sportscenter. I never made a call to anyone. the doctor called someone.

12:14 AM
I had the prescription in my pocket. The doctor talked to someone and he told me not to take the test. why is the league lieing???

12:15 AM
its frustrating how they are not saying the correct details about what happened in doctors office. who am i going to call in the exam room?

12:18 AM in reply to
@JOHNHATE queiro juegar

12:19 AM in reply to
@JOHNHATE dame contrato y boy

12:20 AM in reply to
@DRey2531 espn is not lying the information feeding to them from the league is wrong

12:59 AM
@MetsGM i hope u are doing well. thanks 4 everything. hope u have good season

08:45 AM
The league president was lied to he has the wrong information I will prove that

08:48 AM
I know I am being blackballed again .they no I have enough talent at 47 to still play in the bigs (cont) http://t.co/uYdMloV3 or else they wouldn't have to do this to me.

09:01 AM in reply to
@djacobs08 the truth is always the hardest to believe because it is as rare now adays as an eclipse

09:34 AM in reply to
@TwoLunch I wanted to take the test they advised me not to

09:48 AM
I am on my way to meet with team officials and show documentation

09:49 AM
I am not taking performance enhancing drugs .its to make my levels normal

02:26 PM
RT @LGus56: @JoseCanseco Not giving up just yet....holding out hope that #33 will give me a retweet for my 33rd Birthday!! #fanforlife

02:51 PM
wish i was playing baseball right now. nice weather today in cancun

06:17 PM
Do they have baseball in xanadu

06:22 PM
Xanadu sounds good cause field of dreams is not working out for me

06:25 PM
Is there a league were blackballed players can all play.

06:32 PM in reply to
@soz58 I insisted on taking the test the doctor advised me not to he said just send ur documents to (cont) http://t.co/3Xi00Auf the league officials when I insisted on showing it to them I simply got set up

06:46 PM
@shaq why are you dodgin me i promise i won't hurt you 2 bad and wont use the forearm bash you will stay pretty for tnt

06:48 PM in reply to
@Cflo3030 hug for u

06:49 PM in reply to
@brahthe he called me out in november and i said yes and now he is hiding

06:53 PM in reply to
@brahthe mma ground and pound the big fella thought he was a man or his word

06:57 PM
What if i would have never written the book juiced and steroids would have continued being taken by (cont) http://t.co/S44NGJXn ballplayers and kids would still be taking them and one got a bad batch or died from it.I would rather have saved a child and completely ruin my life than have that happen

06:59 PM in reply to
@brahthe I am the crazy guy

07:01 PM
MLB is blackballing but I actually did them a favor and took all the heat for it they will (cont) http://t.co/Jdk3OMJc eventualy thank me for what I did for the game and the lifes I saved

07:01 PM in reply to
@JoeCoxBaseball hug for u

07:02 PM in reply to
@JoeWhalen_Maine hug for u

07:03 PM in reply to
@realraysanchez hug for u

07:03 PM in reply to
@Stalker975 hug for u

07:06 PM
If the book saved a child's life its worth me blackballed from baseball

07:07 PM in reply to
@CarmarSuperstar hug for u

07:09 PM
You must look at the whole picture and realize that the status and finances of the game had been the best in history because of juiced .

07:13 PM
Back then we didn't know any better it was part of the game we gave the fans there monies worth.entertainment

07:16 PM in reply to
@Mitzi77 and u do with 127 followers .funny don't open ur mouth just because u have one

07:19 PM
All of you should be thanking me for what I did .especially major league baseball

07:21 PM
My girlfriend Leila loves me and stands by my side no matter what .she is the best

07:25 PM in reply to
@moneyandbitches stay with it u can do it

07:26 PM in reply to
@notdantonholden I have no money she loves me for me

07:32 PM
Well come on all at the same time say thank you Mr Canseco

07:34 PM in reply to
@SPERGERS hug for you

07:35 PM in reply to
@connorcariker hug for you

07:40 PM
I might be the guy you want to hate bit I am also the guy you want to be I complete you .

07:40 PM in reply to
@HarrisonMooney hug for u

07:41 PM in reply to
@KirbysLeftEye hug for you

09:52 PM in reply to
@kofi_eu Kofi es mejor abrazo para ti mi amigo

10:43 PM
I wonder if the fort worth cats need a DH? would love to go back to dallas. Had good memories with texas rangers.

11:15 PM
submited all paperwork to mexican league. just need history of testosterone therapy from UCLA and i should be clear.

11:16 PM
want to thank cancun tigres front office for all there help and support and to my fans that believe in me. cant wait to play again

Sat Mar 10 2012

11:20 AM in reply to
@D1BADZ hug for u

11:22 AM in reply to
@GoJeffGordon24 hug for u

11:22 AM in reply to
@alcanval hug for u

11:23 AM
shaqie poo where are you

11:28 AM in reply to
@ThiLincecum abrazo para ti

11:34 AM in reply to
@mmahoney28 @shaq belongs to me

12:14 PM
can somone tweet me a pic of @shaq on a milk carton so i can send it to jon walsh i need his help .

04:01 PM in reply to
@nibertjames November to March is THREE months do the math einstine

06:07 PM
No matter how many obstacles or lies they say about me I will play baseball again.

Sun Mar 11 2012

05:11 AM
I have a game today in cancun Mexico wish me luck and tomorrow an exibition game against the tigres (cont) http://t.co/uZ5ve2uh of cancun the champions of last year .they will never stop me from doing what I love baseball

05:21 AM
How can people love and hate you at the same time

05:32 AM
Good morning everyone don't forget that I Complete You

05:37 AM in reply to
@monicasuds its simple you love what I stand for but hate to admit it

05:40 AM in reply to
@jessica so dam cute that picture completes me

05:43 AM
I am a part of everyone of you .everyone has a dream but some of you won't pay the price to pursue it

05:49 AM in reply to
@Phucopheles my action saved lives and the game what have you done lately

05:52 AM
Writing the book juiced saved lives and the game .I Complete You

05:56 AM
It's a fact that baseball is the cleanest sport in the world because of me not to mention the most profitable to players and owners alike

06:02 AM in reply to
@BigCat2289 haters facts will always be wrong

06:05 AM
I love Leila miss her so much

06:07 AM
@JoseCanseco: Doctors have been monitoring me ever since to make sure my levels are normal.that's (cont) http://t.co/Wyjc3Cih why I don't use any illegal substances its prescribed

06:07 AM
@fesquerb: Nuestra cÃ¡mara tiene grabado el documento que permite a @JoseCanseco viajar con la (cont) http://t.co/1lEvVRNS testosterona que se inyecta. EstarÃ¡ en @SportsCenter_nt

06:08 AM
@JoseCanseco: @fesquerb: Nuestra cÃ¡mara tiene grabado el documento que permite a @JoseCanseco (cont) http://t.co/GWWkR5Hu a @JoseCanseco viajar con la testosterona que se inyecta. EstarÃ¡ en @SportsCenter_nt

06:09 AM
@JoseCanseco: It's a fact that baseball is the cleanest sport in the world because of me not to (cont) http://t.co/NBu9HRl4 mention the most profitable to players and owners alike

06:09 AM
@JoseCanseco: @Phucopheles my action saved lives and the game what have you done lately Shared via TweetCaster

06:09 AM
@JoseCanseco: Good morning everyone don't forget that I Complete You Shared via TweetCaster

06:09 AM
@JoseCanseco: No matter how many obstacles or lies they say about me I will play baseball again. Shared via TweetCaster

06:19 AM
@JoseCanseco: It's a fact that baseball is the cleanest sport in the world because of me not to (cont) http://t.co/Qbm6N9TG mention the most profitable to players and owners alike

06:19 AM
@JoseCanseco: Writing the book juiced saved lives and the game .I Complete You Shared via TweetCaster

06:19 AM
@JoseCanseco: @Phucopheles my action saved lives and the game what have you done lately Shared via TweetCaster #

06:30 AM in reply to
@Precision3872 I was the most entertaining baseball player of my time and you got your monies worth .I Complete You

06:37 AM
I am a part of every single one of you .everyone has a warrior inside that wants to come out .warriors come out and playea

06:42 AM in reply to
@lilbas425 if I stoped your life would be boring

06:52 AM
Kenny powers was created because of me

06:55 AM
Perception or reality does anyone know who I really am maybe if you spent a day with me

06:59 AM
Only a small amount of the population can see beyond the fascade or smoke screen.can you ?

07:00 AM in reply to
@jessica the dog not you

07:02 AM in reply to
@Luter23 so is Kenny powers

07:03 AM in reply to
@NJCTMatt wow and your obease

07:04 AM in reply to
@Avatar_Jack I should charge way more cause I complete you

07:05 AM in reply to
@zurbo1984 email me Jc7264@yahoo.com

07:10 AM
MLB .!Let Me In!

07:18 AM
That's funny when I told the media in 1988 that I was going to do the 4040 they also laughed and said I was crazy

07:19 AM in reply to
@linoleum316 finally we here from the kkk

07:22 AM
@JoseCanseco: Good morning everyone don't forget that I Complete You Shared via TweetCaster

08:01 AM
Don't live inside the box stay mentally and physically young as long as possible .don't let society (cont) http://t.co/LImPUpPL predict your next move push the envelope we are constantly evolving

08:03 AM
Wow cancun Mexico is beautiful on a boat going to the game

08:06 AM in reply to
@SladeBivins 7 years ago haters always lie and conspire against the truth that's there job

08:10 AM in reply to
@antz97znj like a hot knife thru butta

08:11 AM in reply to
@BostonRobb hug for u

08:12 AM in reply to
@gbawart hug for u

08:12 AM in reply to
@Brett_Stinch hug for u

08:13 AM in reply to
@ZacHAttach7 @bparsons22 hug for u

08:13 AM in reply to
@raiderjayp @Athletics hug fur u

08:14 AM in reply to
@TheRealBroGallo hug for u

09:06 AM
They should do a show about me facing Kenny powers in the Mexican league

09:13 AM in reply to
@MattShi3lds on my way

09:15 AM in reply to
@KpwalkerCA yeah but you would watch .I bet they get the highest ratings ever

05:47 PM
@shaq Man code violation .strike one

08:39 PM
@twintower7264 finally joined twitter. still not as good as me.

10:37 PM
RT @patchak21: I wanna see @the_ironsheik and @Shaq vs @JoseCanseco and his twin brother...tag team of the century

10:37 PM
RT @twintower7264: @JoseCanseco YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN HIT A SOFTBALL FARTHER THAN ME ,WHAT A JOKE

Mon Mar 12 2012

08:01 AM
Good morning class in session .don't forget I Complete You

08:19 AM
@williromero4 como estas Willie so tiro hoy busca el knuckle ball

08:12 PM
Anyone looking for a power hitting dh while my appeal is being processed in Mexico contact my agent at joemelendez@msn.com.

08:13 PM
I am not giving up. I'm playing this year baseball is life the rest is just details I complete u btw

08:18 PM in reply to
@amateurdentist my brother is not even half the player I am

08:32 PM in reply to
@CConnell8 i loved those turtles everyday but they left me

08:32 PM in reply to
@KaitlynCollins8 hug for u

08:38 PM in reply to
@INDlVlDUAL hug for u

08:39 PM in reply to
@JodiLaughing hug for u

08:42 PM in reply to
@NoahFinneburgh hug for u oaktown rocks

08:49 PM in reply to
@JoeyBabootsWFAN @metsgm hug for u

08:55 PM
roses r red baseballs are black banned in mexico i will fight @SHAQ

09:03 PM
@shaq that's me knocking on your door .open up and dont run out the back or hide in the closet

09:08 PM in reply to
@TheRainman305 go beat my brothers ass 1st

09:12 PM in reply to
@walkoffhbp @Shaq no way my hands are two fast

09:15 PM in reply to
@Bugnificent_ hug for u

09:18 PM in reply to
@tulorox2 hug for u i was lucky to have big mac

09:23 PM
@mettaworldpeace hug for you .do you mma i need a warmup for my @shaq fight if the big boy mans up

09:25 PM in reply to
@MassholeSports ur twitter name is funny and makes me giggle

09:27 PM in reply to
@onebluejaysway hug for u

09:33 PM in reply to
@pitblue dont ever give up stay with me danny boy and i will complete u

09:36 PM in reply to
@eMergeSportsEnt @shaq contact my agent joemelendez@msn.com i am ready to dance

09:37 PM in reply to
@bails85 only in toronto because of the canadian dollar

09:39 PM
baseballs are black on the cover of my next book

09:48 PM in reply to
@HankConger16 dont be so hard on urself hank you will get in more games with angels this year .i believe in you and know u can do it .hug

09:50 PM in reply to
@dapriest226 me to

10:06 PM
@shaq on tnt is not real he is a hologram like the moon landing or princess laya .he is missing who has taken him and where is he

10:08 PM
lets all find @shaq .i will lead you

10:15 PM in reply to
@ColeThompson10 @jkahn24 i will take your money cole .good luck in alaska alwas wanted to play there hit some bombs buddy

10:37 PM in reply to
@goodness456 hug for u

Tue Mar 13 2012

11:31 AM
@the_ironsheik hug for u

11:53 AM in reply to
@MikeyBlueJays I wish. loved my time with bluejays would play there for free

12:44 PM
Class in session .don't forget I Complete You

12:47 PM
Heading back to Vegas going to send all my documentation to the Mexican league regarding (cont) http://t.co/kp0WrzLG testosterone therapy plus a video and doctors contact numbers .

12:48 PM
My levels will be checked again to show that they are normal

12:50 PM
Everytime you get knocked down get back up and fight harder

12:56 PM in reply to
@ItsNotStephen well I definitely don't age like the average person does I feel like I am 30

12:58 PM
I will come out with a new product soon that stops the aging process by 40% and its totally legal

01:00 PM
What if we can modify the aging gene or put it on slow motion

01:03 PM
Why do people in colder climats live 20% longer than warmer climates?

01:06 PM
We spend 35% of our lives sleeping .we should sleep in cryogenic chambers it Will slow down the (cont) http://t.co/Un0hoVfr aging process and triple the healing process

01:17 PM
I will give you a hint but I am sure you intellects all ready knew this .molecules slow down when (cont) http://t.co/B79DJx4W they are cooled down to a certain temperature and can be conditioned to survive under extreme environments

01:21 PM
One last hint receptor sites .class over .I Complete You

09:16 PM
Thank you to all my bashers who helped me find @shaq u are the best .he told rueters today that he is ready to fight me .i will complete him

09:19 PM
@the_ironsheik u helped make it happen i love you man .extra hugs for u

09:24 PM in reply to
@Pr_Playman hug for u

09:27 PM in reply to
@revive85KC forarm bash for u

09:32 PM
Where should i dance with @shaq .vegas, new york, la, miami ?

09:34 PM
what do you predict i will go off at in the vegas books

09:46 PM
@therealdonaldtrump hug for u .do u want to hold my @shaq mma at your place ?need your advice you are The Man of Business

09:56 PM in reply to
@ObnoxiousFan 4arm bash for u

09:57 PM in reply to
@punkybj 4arm bash for u

Wed Mar 14 2012

08:45 AM
I am going to fight shaq

11:11 AM
just submited all medical diagnosis to tigres about my testostorone therapy. will show it is perfectly legal necesity and not enhancing

11:12 AM
sevral other players in mexican league have same prescription and medical condition and are alowed to play why not me?

12:50 PM in reply to
@ATTBillyV your a liar like the test of them

01:39 PM in reply to
@ElCabaIIo your a liar and a scum bag

01:42 PM in reply to
@TheRainman305 I would never do that you liar

01:44 PM
Just remember you liars I complete you

02:59 PM
I will always fight the liars the truth needs warriors .be 1

03:04 PM in reply to
@jbbroome hug for u

03:05 PM in reply to
@jdude988 bash for u

03:10 PM in reply to
@thundergun1310 i am much better against big guys that is my sweat spot

03:21 PM in reply to
@danemagic bash for u

03:31 PM
Dont ever let them keep you out of ur reindeer games .fight for your right

03:34 PM in reply to
@Sports_Beef bash for u oaktown

03:41 PM in reply to
@edmarchesejr hug for u

03:43 PM in reply to
@HufflePuffPost bash for u

03:45 PM
we are all misfits until we find what we fit .find what you fit and live it

03:47 PM in reply to
@swaggerjack bash for u

04:01 PM
back in vegas the funnest place on earth writing a book to tell what really goes on here

04:05 PM
just kidding messing with the haters

04:06 PM in reply to
@Devoguido gotcha

04:07 PM in reply to
@producepat gotcha

04:08 PM in reply to
@MoeDouls gotcha

04:08 PM in reply to
@real1spongebob gotcha

04:09 PM in reply to
@DashingDave314 hug for u tell leyland to sign me

04:10 PM in reply to
@sullisull420 gotcha

04:12 PM in reply to
@ArlissFan it is there natural habitat

04:13 PM in reply to
@MikeyInTO bash for u

04:17 PM in reply to
@bryan_neece wasnt it Parkway Jose .85 Stars were awesome polonia steinbach javier cadaret plunk belcher dorsett

04:18 PM in reply to
@CansecoRookie bash for u

04:23 PM in reply to
@oneninjen yes that is the truth i still miss tony danza

04:34 PM in reply to
@mdwein my 2nd year only 18 hit between beardman and steinbach .great team that destroyed the league always thought bauer would make it

04:53 PM in reply to
@OttoVonBiZmarck bash and hug for u

04:55 PM in reply to
@b_ray16 gotcha

05:01 PM in reply to
@RobGodfrey Steiny is a high school coach in minnestoa .best dam catcher i ever played with

05:06 PM in reply to
@huntslayer cohen group get picked ? love to play for tony again but arn doesnt like me because of juiced and giambi

05:08 PM in reply to
@MMAWorldSeries @shaq email your phone number to joemelendez@msn.com and will call rite back

05:09 PM in reply to
@MylesChing hug for u

06:32 PM
Playing poker with my babe @ModelLeila

10:52 PM
I think I should let my girlfriend fight shaq she just kicked my ass

Thu Mar 15 2012

10:18 PM
busy day today i met lots of promoters for @shaq vs me. hope @shaq responds with time and place im ready to go

10:21 PM
@twintower7264 still of his rocker maybe he should get in ring with @the_ironsheik and humble him

10:28 PM
people laughed i couldnt 40/40 i did people think i cant beat @shaq i will hugs for everyone tonight life is good with my girl leila

10:35 PM
buena suerte a los tigres hoy en su inagrucion @williromero4 gracias a todos que mi trataron bien amable espero estar con equipo otra vez!!

Fri Mar 16 2012

10:00 AM
Class in session .I Complete You .!

10:01 AM
Cam we clone a human and hoe long does it take ?

10:07 AM
Everyone has 2 ages internal and external .how old ate you internally

10:08 AM
A specialist can tell you that my internal age is 33 .its important to have yours checked

10:59 AM
Most of you clowns will die before the age of 80 if you don't pay attention to what I have to say .

12:23 PM
I love Leila @ModelLeila

12:40 PM in reply to
@BOBBYRAVESALOT @modelleila people make mistakes and I made a big one by saying that

12:41 PM in reply to
@rwendt40 people make mistakes and I made a big one by saying that

12:41 PM in reply to
@Greg_Smith10 @modelleila people make mistakes and I made a big one by saying that

01:33 PM in reply to
@Legendary_Gary @ModelLeila @Blackvelvethair bash for u send us some hair

01:34 PM in reply to
@Scott_Yateman hug for u

03:57 PM
Time to put up or shut up I am ready to fight you in Japan or Vegas yes I am talking to you Shaq

07:58 PM
@ModelLeila Mexico http://t.co/qPRTiwnf

08:02 PM
Follow my girlfriend Leila @ModelLeila she's the best http://t.co/u4v07svK

Sat Mar 17 2012

08:18 AM
Good morning loyal followers call in session .don't forget I Complete You.!I know your lives are (cont) http://t.co/PhW5JHOE boring so I am going to entertain you.I will sign a deal to fight shaq very soon and everyone will be able to see me train and spar and talk to me on an interactive membership sight.the fight of the century will happen.canseco vs shaq

08:23 AM
Shaq is 7' 350lbs I am 6'4 250lbs I will gain 30 pounds of muscle and train for 5 months to beat him .I am taking this very serious

08:26 AM in reply to
@gordon_maggie your an odvious lesbian

08:27 AM in reply to
@schocker17 that doesnt make any sense

08:28 AM
Japan or Vegas don't know yet

08:29 AM in reply to
@Adumb_Gee that fight was set up moron it wasn't real

08:32 AM in reply to
@Bd74ca I saved baseball moron what have you done

08:33 AM
It will be MMA

08:35 AM
Look in the mirror and say I Complete You

08:41 AM
Once I sign this deal member number 300,000 on my membership website will travel with me to the (cont) http://t.co/3ny1ApxX fight and get 2 ringside tickets to watch me beat shaq

Sun Mar 18 2012

11:32 AM
@ModelLeila

02:45 PM
Class in session .I complete you !

02:46 PM in reply to
@5MenAndAShape sure son

Mon Mar 19 2012

02:57 PM
@SHAQ @MMAWORLDSERIES SHAQ NOW THAT YOUR BIRTHDAYS OVER LET'S GET IT ON I AM READY TO DANCE WHEN YOU ARE .DON'T BE AFRAID

07:31 PM
I love dancing with stars

07:32 PM
A mirror ball would complete me

07:32 PM
who would you pair me with

07:33 PM
i have the hips of a 20 yr old

Tue Mar 20 2012

11:46 AM
did interview with TSN off the record. airs today luv my canada fans they respect me

01:53 PM
Tune in to NBC's brand new fashion reality show tonight. I could dominate this show i do design on my clothes http://t.co/4HsRKKWm - spon

02:08 PM
Everyone check out my Facebook you to shaq

02:08 PM
Have a real love letter hand delivered anywhere in the world .Works great i am sending to Leila #galaxylovenote http://t.co/5Nwv8Sso - spon

02:42 PM
@SHAQ hey check out my Facebook.get in the ring with me

03:39 PM
Don't forget ! I Complete You !

03:40 PM
@JoseCanseco: @SHAQ hey check out my Facebook.get in the ring with me Shared via TweetCaster

04:29 PM
Havnt they told you ,you can't kill what's already dead silly

08:41 PM
its true will play for any mlb team for free will donate my salary to charity just love the game too much to let it go.

08:42 PM
wish i was playing right now

08:48 PM in reply to
@stevenmouzon submitted all my paperwork. hoping politiks doesnt get involved

09:23 PM in reply to
@JRahn00 well isn't that 80% of the world

09:34 PM
@williromero4 how are you guys doing say hellow to everyone for me

Wed Mar 21 2012

07:09 AM
Hung man choi 7'2 360lbs http://t.co/oioef3t4

07:12 AM
http://t.co/kOCrdOZk

07:18 AM
I am not afraid to fight giants

07:35 AM
http://t.co/iiw2PWTZ

07:36 AM
http://t.co/2ZJDs5jE

10:30 AM
@shaq how about we dance @wwe wrestlemania?

10:36 AM
has to be a reel fight though MMA best man win

Thu Mar 22 2012

08:24 AM in reply to
@superpumper500 I don't hit on girls my girlfriend is half my age anyways

11:11 AM in reply to
@TlM_TEBOW thank you buddy hugs for you I am in you corner

Fri Mar 23 2012

11:42 AM
Class in session. i complete u

11:46 AM
ever wonder what would happen if i would face some real MLB pitching i dream of that

11:47 AM
would love to face tim lincecum clayton kershaw justin verlander. i would hit them hard love punishing that ball

11:50 AM in reply to
@GethinCoolbaugh i kill lefties

12:02 PM in reply to
@Dawg0ne randy johson

02:30 PM
@MMAWORLDSERIES follow us for updates on my next fight

08:20 PM
Don't forget I complete you

09:11 PM
@bluejays need a DH?

09:15 PM in reply to
@weed_mouse or DH the first 50 games manny is out

09:16 PM in reply to
@bakatron @Encadwin @bluejays in a heartbeat good for 30 hr 100rbis

09:19 PM
if oakland a's need a dh while manny serves 50 games suspension i will do it for free. i love the game!

09:39 PM
@athletics need a dh while manny serves suspension?

Sat Mar 24 2012

03:38 PM in reply to
@MelissainOK one the best toughest pitchers I have faced one tough and classy individual to

03:52 PM
Today is a good day. Hugs for everyone

06:27 PM
@JeremyShockey hug for u

06:28 PM
Does warren sapp mma ?

06:38 PM in reply to
@Vanner88 i am a lover and a fighter .hurt my knee rite when i was about to go for the take down on hong man check video

06:57 PM in reply to
@dick_tracy hug for you dick .i love playing in chico that partytown rocks

07:12 PM in reply to
@IRussell21 bob can mma ozzie in the underfight

07:44 PM in reply to
@DSeguen24 mi interesa. Dile que le hablen mi agente

08:34 PM in reply to
@nealbrennan u made dave chapele .would u like to work on a project together email my agent at joemelendez@msn.com

08:35 PM
@nealbrennan hug for u

08:54 PM
Love my girl Leila she's the best

08:54 PM
Add her twitter @ModelLeila

09:18 PM in reply to
@nealbrennan vegas

09:26 PM in reply to
@nealbrennan i know u are killing it at harrahs

09:37 PM in reply to
@DannyZuker @nealbrennan u are a writing god mr. zuker hug for u

09:45 PM in reply to
@nealbrennan fighting my mexico ban .trying to get a dh job in mlb .getting stronger to fight shaq .working on a book movie show .need u

09:49 PM in reply to
@ChelseaVPeretti hug for u

09:57 PM in reply to
@nealbrennan me 2

10:09 PM in reply to
@LaurenGreenberg hug for u keep writing hollywood is tough i believe in u

10:14 PM in reply to
@markleggett hug for u could use ur music on my new project u will win a emmy this time joim us

10:32 PM in reply to
@DepecheALAmode bash for u

10:53 PM in reply to
@DineOhMight did u take my advice ?kidding hug for u now

11:06 PM in reply to
@JensenClan88 bash for u

Sun Mar 25 2012

09:06 AM
Blue jays need a dh and I will play for free sounds like a perfect fit .dam I forgot can't play if I am being blackballed

01:25 PM
We have the best dogs @ModelLeila http://t.co/NyGfWgLw

02:22 PM in reply to
@QBKILLA love some .wanna dance i need a warmup for shaq fight

05:37 PM
Don't forget I complete you and always will

09:55 PM
I complete you .my life sucks but its better than yours .no way Jose

10:03 PM
Dam my life could be a sitcom ,everything happens to me

10:05 PM in reply to
@Deepemz1 who hit u with a hammer

10:06 PM in reply to
@MountainDewback wow your a genius

10:07 PM in reply to
@YerkeyClark that's something woman have once a month

10:09 PM
Family guy has nothing on me

10:12 PM in reply to
@scottcolson I kill you

10:12 PM in reply to
@mets2k who is karma

10:15 PM
I am dealing with morons

Mon Mar 26 2012

07:56 AM
You couldn't beat me in a pillow fight

08:50 AM
Good morning legion .I complete you .

09:01 AM
You hate me but you can't live without me ,I am a part of you

09:04 AM
You don't have the balls to be me or to fight for what you believe .that's why you hate me .but I fight so you don't have to

09:05 AM
I complete you all

09:07 AM
I am a modern day Clinton Eastwood ,the good the bad and the ugly

09:09 AM
Don't let the system treat you like cattle

10:01 AM
Get up and fight or atleast get to the gym and work out you lazy humans

10:03 AM
Wait for it ,wait for it -----+

10:03 AM
I kill you and complete you at the same time

10:05 AM
Who wants to join my army of darkness .good movie

01:55 PM
Driving to los angeles right now on my Cadillac cts going 140mph wonder how much better it will do with rocket fuel

02:18 PM
Well maybe not 140 but I sure would like to see how my caddy does with rocket fuel

02:19 PM
I tried rocket Fuel on my lamborfini in 91 didn't end well with the law enforcement

02:41 PM
@the_ironsheik u should tweet my twin @twintower7264 u both deserve each other hug for u and I complete u sheiky baby

03:50 PM
@chrissyteigen hug for u lets fight the haters together i have your back

04:19 PM in reply to
@danecook loved retaliation .going to the Playboy golf tourney this week r u ?get @nealbrennan and come to the mansion party on thurs or sat

05:05 PM in reply to
@nuevosoul @chrissyteigen abrazo para ti hermano .what is your next movie i would have crushed it in blaze u out

05:44 PM
Since I have a better chance of winning the lottery than playing in the big leagues again ,I am going to buy a lottery ticket now

07:31 PM
what a rough week playboy mansion celebrity golf tournament told you my life sucks but not as bad as yours

07:32 PM
if i win lottery hugs for everyone and i will still play for bluejays a's or any mlb team for free money aint going to keep me from playing

07:40 PM in reply to
@John_E_Smoker would love to be an owner but the mets are bankrup and not a good investment for my portfolio i'll pass

07:42 PM in reply to
@JoseCanseco @John_E_Smoker wil play for them for free though @MetsGM hope he gives me another chance like he did when I was young

07:47 PM
@DannyZuker NO WAY JOSE!! I LOVE IT. lets make it happen!

08:00 PM in reply to
@DannyZuker we will call your people collect. hugs for everyone

08:06 PM in reply to
@DannyZuker Lets do a modern family where gloria leaves al bundy for me because i help manny become a baseball star .i was like him as a kid

08:29 PM
sorry about the your life sucks tweet .it was meant for the haters sometimes i forget they are the noisy minority .hugs for my legion

08:37 PM in reply to
@drinknatty bash for u and your boy

08:41 PM in reply to
@EDanis11 hugs for u and your family

08:48 PM in reply to
@HankConger16 gotta mix in fun 2 .u crushed it this spring halos gotta keep you up .what a great staff plus pujols rangers should be worried

09:02 PM in reply to
@HankConger16 i would love to take bp at the big A just tell me when .a bp hr contest with albert would be fun

09:06 PM in reply to
@WizardOrgy email my agent at joemelendez@msn.com

09:14 PM in reply to
@MikeOxhuge15 i can hit it farther than that .what is the best pro slo-pitch team maybe i can play for them in the off-season

10:20 PM in reply to
@gimmethelooot talk about my mother who is dead again you scummy white bitch and I will kill I myself motherfucker

10:23 PM
Don't fuck with me bitch I will come after you

10:24 PM in reply to
@gimmethelooot fucking pussy

10:29 PM
I complete all of you

10:30 PM
And by the way we are all animals my sweet

10:32 PM
I should be a motivational speaker .you guys need a kick in the ass

10:35 PM
Dammm you idiots should be pissed off at gas prices not me

10:40 PM
I know why you morons are so angry cause I saved baseball and beat you to it ,oh I forgot my bad (cont) http://t.co/QQKx8ELN you idiots don't have enough balls to put your head on the chopping block like I did or even fight a 7 foot giant like I did

10:42 PM
Stop being cowards and stand up and fight for your right to party ! Lol

10:42 PM
I kill you

10:44 PM
All the lovers kill the haters

10:46 PM
Tomorrow we discuss global warming

10:49 PM
I didn't know a Cadillac cts v with 556 horsepower could do186mph till today .wow I was flying

10:52 PM
True story I once drove a lambo 203 mph got pulled over by 2 cop cars and never got a ticket they just wanted to c the inside of it

10:54 PM
Girls love me and men hate me well unless your gay ofcourse

10:55 PM
You guys should thank me for even talking to you on Twitter no one rose does .I complete you

10:58 PM
We have a love hate relationship ,you hate me bit love what I have to say .I complete you

11:03 PM
You will all dream about me tonight

11:06 PM in reply to
@DanielBaldwin Bash for u bo felton

11:07 PM
I am now in your head and in your life .I command you to hug a stranger tomorrow or you will have bad luck for 72 hours

11:09 PM
People who lack courage bore me

11:11 PM
Who out there has courage ,do something nice for someone and tell me about it

Tue Mar 27 2012

07:49 AM
Bay Area Bashers if u are laughing at me check out the Pan Theater improv comedy club in Oakland they rock ! http://t.co/BHpqWYCH - spon

10:04 AM in reply to
@JaneBlaze_ ok hugs for you

09:04 PM
@hulkhogan u have anything available at tna will love to work with u

09:07 PM
Great to be in los Angeles spent good day with my daughter Josie

09:10 PM
@tigresqroficial como van todos alla? extrano a todos. deseo estar ayi con ustedes

09:13 PM in reply to
@espnsutcliffe quiero juegar. Estoy Esperando por la decision de lmb no si va oido nada?

09:27 PM
@magicjohnson congrats on buying dodgers need a 1b or pinch hitter of the bench? Will play for free. Will donate salary charity

09:29 PM
Will discuss global warming tommorow. U clowns can't comprehend global warning I ask u study tonight and tommorow pop quiz

Wed Mar 28 2012

11:18 AM
clowns if you dont stop your mass consumption we will have no polar bears soon need to recycle or else no more bears

11:19 AM
how do we stop global warming

11:22 AM
reduce reuse recycle morons class in session i complete you of to practice for my playboy celebrity golf tournament

01:57 PM
1 more stop global warming tip .turn your home heat all off at nite .saves $ an energy and lowers your body temp so u will live 20% longer

02:39 PM
flanel pajamas morons share body heat like the pioneers did even in snow

02:57 PM
hole families used to sleep in one big bed and produce no waste how did we go from their to killing polar bears in 100 years

03:13 PM
al gore was a head of his time .i miss him rest in peace buddy hug for u

03:29 PM
sorry al you need to make some more noise .Keep fighting for us i believe in your and i am with you

04:26 PM in reply to
@thelaughfactory @DaneCook @NealBrennan sing me up .if Dane and Neal can't I will go solo i have a lot to say .email joemelendez@msn.com

07:18 PM
I still can hit a golf ball 380 yards

07:19 PM in reply to
@ColinHumphreys you need more than a hug

08:55 PM in reply to
@MotherJones hug for u .you have courage and balls keep fighting

09:01 PM
Tee off at 11 on friday at Pacific Palms Golf course .Feeling good gripping and ripping I am going to hit every shot as hard as I can

09:09 PM
I saw bluejays signed 45 year old Omar vizquel. I'm only 47 with plenty of power and free

09:22 PM
Need an army for my golf tourney friday please come and help me .check http://t.co/P5qepMiU for details see u there

09:43 PM in reply to
@KitaOnTweeta how many ws rings does your boy barry have .thats the only stat that counts in pro sports

09:48 PM
I will do anything for one more MLB ab.

09:51 PM
If I won the mega million tommorow I will buy the a's and maybe I can play will keep team in Oakland love coliseum

Thu Mar 29 2012

11:50 AM
Global warming is real .We know recycling but what is precycling? Do this to save the earth .join me i will lead http://t.co/9aAnRoTP - spon

11:55 AM
@ryanseacrest you willing to take on anymore tv projects? i have some good ideas for a show

11:58 AM
class in session professor jose canseco in session

11:58 AM
what did you clowns learn yesterday other than gore is not deed?

12:02 PM
that we need to consume less and protect enviroment for future generation nobody has no regard for the earth anymore. lets do our part

12:07 PM
how about a sitcom where I play a gym teacher and wear those old skool nuthugger shorts coaches used to wear with those high tube socks

12:34 PM
@shaq is hiding now after saying he was going to beat me up with frosted flake power mar. 16th he wont respond .i need help please tweet him

12:39 PM in reply to
@AllisonMDavey hug for u canuckling

12:50 PM
dam I love hitting balls come c me at the golf tourney tommorow there will be bunnies on the course

12:58 PM
Feeling so good i might just use a 9 iron all day

01:01 PM
#33 is Mega good luck bashers

01:04 PM in reply to
@MyGunSolvesAll bash for u

07:06 PM
I was driving last night on a lonely dark road and met this alien or maybe a really ugly girl and it gave me the lottery numbers

Fri Mar 30 2012

05:49 AM
Who ever wins the lottery contact me Jc7264@yahoo.com .I can give you advice on how to use your (cont) http://t.co/RujtjTS9 money wisely and show you where all the land mines are.

04:27 PM in reply to
@ARodinmyPujols I got that when I jammed my hang up your girl

04:28 PM
Just outdrove a long drive champion

04:31 PM
I odviously complete you

05:33 PM
Working on a new anti aging drink called I complete you

08:35 PM
@algore thanks for taking my advice and starting noise again saw u fired Keith olberman. If u need a replacement I'm available

08:39 PM
Had no idea @algore had a tv station. What a coincidence he is all over news today about firing people. Hug for u al

08:46 PM
Jamie Moyer 49 and Omar vizquel 45 get signed and teams think I'm to old to play it's really simple I just want to play

08:50 PM
Great golf tournament today won the long drive competion getting ready for the after party at the playboy mansion my life sucks

Sat Mar 31 2012

09:48 AM
Well some people finally won the lottery great for them .make sure you get in contact with me at (cont) http://t.co/046TPESy Jc7264@yahoo.com can tell you how much your life is going to change and can worn you about all the parasites that will try to take advantage of you

11:10 AM
If anyone wants to invest in my new anti aging drink called I Complete you contact me at Jc7264@yahoo.com

12:55 PM
Wait for it wait for of it! I Complete You ! A real anti aging drink coming soon .looking for a (cont) http://t.co/7FWsksrH hand full of investors .why play the lottery

02:48 PM
RT @BigBoi: #yup? RT @rawfoodbliss: Affirmation: I continue to surround myself with positive energy and kind-hearted souls.

04:45 PM
Don't forget! I Complete You ! This new product will change your life

04:51 PM
You can live to be 120 years old with this product .I am 48 I have been using I complete you for (cont) http://t.co/1j0Ae5nf seven years and created it myself .it can drastically slow down the aging process.

04:53 PM in reply to
@OGkaty hug for you

05:23 PM
Silence! I complete you

06:06 PM in reply to
@Heath1010 stupid is as stupid does

06:06 PM in reply to
@BrianT117 your the man congrats

06:12 PM
How many of you love me