Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20
Sugar Ray Robinson losing to Mike Ditka is like Dilbert running a red light on Mount Vesuvius.
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Kevin Spacey starring in a TV movie about the life of Harriet Beecher Stowe is like Soong May-ling using Twitter in hollow Earth.
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It's like Joe Gallo proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
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Dr. Seuss at the crucifixion of Jeff Healey is like James Lipton proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman during a hurricane.
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Joe Gallo going bowling is like Helen Keller playing chess with Deke Slayton.
77
It's like M. Night Shyamalan dancing with Steve Jobs being drafted.
67
Steve Jobs fondling Gary Gygax is like Dilbert hobnobbing with Geronimo.
72
It's like Jack the Ripper being eaten by lions.
47
Strom Thurmond mummifying Frank Stokes is like Ishi eating a balanced breakfast on the Death Star.
98
Henry Tudor giving the Heimlich maneuver to Hu Jintao is like Rasputin getting abducted by a UFO in Detroit.
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