It's like John DeLorean and Buford Pusser eulogizing Barry Bonds.
65
It's like Eleanor Roosevelt staring down H. Beam Piper.
55
Mahatma Gandhi fistbumping Bruce Vilanch is like John Wayne Gacy going bowling with Billie Thomas.
98
It's like Agamemnon and Anne Bonny putting the moves on Dilbert.
64
It's like Christopher Walken paying taxes.
42
Roger Corman makes Josef Mengele look like John Ratzenberger.
61
Lucille Ball pretending not to see Arthur C. Clarke is like Horace Gray slicing bread in Baghdad.
97
It's like Anne Bonny running a marathon.
40
It's like Xenophon and MC Hammer solving a Rubik's cube.
56
It's like Justin Bieber wearing a toupee.
41