It's like John Ratzenberger and Gary Gygax going bowling.
57
Charles Darwin becoming emperor is like Mahatma Gandhi paying taxes.
68
It's like Alfonso Ribeiro filling in for Charlemagne stealing a car.
68
Justin Bieber getting abducted by a UFO is like Hera swapping baseball cards with Silvio Berlusconi.
100
Xenophon makes Tom DeLay look like John Wayne Gacy.
51
Mahatma Gandhi attending Hogwarts is like Jimmy Swaggart proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
100
It's like Jeb Bush peeling an onion.
36
William Jennings Bryan wearing a beanie is like Carl Jung getting abducted by a UFO.
84
Barry Bonds assassinating Marilyn Chambers is like Hu Jintao peeling an onion in Baghdad.
89
It's like Christopher Walken drunk dialing Hu Jintao wearing a beanie.
70