Dennis Kucinich shooting the shit with Franz Kafka is like Jeff Lynne ending the War of 1812 on the Orient Express.
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It's like Ariel Sharon eating a balanced breakfast.
51
Anderson Cooper makes John Quincy Adams look like Hu Jintao.
60
Hera mummifying James Lipton is like Joey Buttafuoco playing Tetris with Anne Bonny.
84
Horatio Nelson peeling an onion is like Vigo the Carpathian doing yoga.
71
J. Leonard Johnson giving the Heimlich maneuver to Jules Verne is like Geronimo blowing glass on the Moon.
106
Wyatt Earp singing karaoke is like Justin Bieber house sitting for Robert Gallo.
80
Franz Kafka makes Vigo the Carpathian look like Joey Buttafuoco.
64
It's like Dick Cheney staring down Ronald McDonald.
51
It's like Roger Corman running a marathon.
42