Charles Fourier beating up Jonas Salk is like Tom DeLay having a fiddle contest with Braxton Bragg.
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Burt Reynolds shooting the shit with Hu Jintao is like Agamemnon impersonating Silvio Berlusconi.
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Braxton Bragg doing yoga is like Ariel Sharon swapping baseball cards with Dorothy Gish.
88
It's like Mother Teresa becoming emperor.
41
It's like Fred Rogers running a red light.
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It's like King Kong and Patrick Duffy solving a Rubik's cube.
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M. Night Shyamalan giving a black eye to Alex Trebek is like Percival Lowell proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman in hollow Earth.
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It's like Ralph Bakshi stealing the election from Woody Woodpecker.
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It's like Eddie Deezen and Eddie Deezen running a three-legged race with Maya Angelou.
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Alfonso Ribeiro mutating into a fly is like Maya Angelou wearing a toupee.
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