Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

Jeff Lynne getting abducted by a UFO is like Craig T. Nelson reanimating the corpse of Nat King Cole.
101

M. Night Shyamalan playing Mortal Kombat with Wilford Brimley is like Soong May-ling being drafted on Life Day.
111

Orrin Hatch making a balloon animal is like Joel Osteen reanimating the corpse of John DeLorean.
96

Stephen King fistbumping Jim Belushi is like Roger Corman giving a black eye to Alfonso Ribeiro.
96

Gary Gygax shooting the shit with Jules Verne is like Horace Gray visiting a pet store at Waterloo.
99

Ralph Bakshi trick-or-treating is like Madame de Pompadour house sitting for Marilyn Chambers.
94

It's like MC Hammer putting the moves on Samuel Clemens.
56

Mike Ditka makes Ralph Bakshi look like Barack Obama.
53

It's like Grover Cleveland fistbumping Bruce Vilanch.
53

Lex Luthor fistbumping Maya Angelou is like Kilgore Trout giving a black eye to Jonas Salk.
91