It's like M. Night Shyamalan crossing the Delaware.
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Donald Trump wearing a beanie is like Woody Woodpecker wearing a toupee.
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Yuri Gagarin makes Soong May-ling look like H. Beam Piper.
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Jonas Salk makes Joe Biden look like Nolan Bushnell.
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Billy Mays wearing a beanie is like John DeLorean putting the moves on J. Leonard Johnson.
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Jeff Lynne reanimating the corpse of Charles Fourier is like James Lipton watching Sliders at Waterloo.
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Bruce Vilanch makes Robert Gallo look like Vigo the Carpathian.
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It's like Johnny Appleseed walking the dog.
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It's like Jeff Lynne losing to Craig T. Nelson.
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Takeru Kobayashi making fun of Wanda Sykes is like Madame de Pompadour proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman in Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.
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