M. Night Shyamalan losing to James Lipton is like Mahatma Gandhi playing Street Fighter on the Death Star.
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Helen Keller ending the War of 1812 is like John Madden swapping baseball cards with Yahweh.
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It's like Strom Thurmond blowing glass.
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Hu Jintao proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman is like Harriet Beecher Stowe being assimilated by the Borg.
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Emmanuel Lewis carving a jack-o-lantern is like Joe Biden going bowling.
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It's like Tom DeLay house sitting for Vishnu.
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Napoleon going bowling with Jimmy Swaggart is like Steve Jobs ending the War of 1812 in Detroit.
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Samuel Clemens giving the Heimlich maneuver to Tom DeLay is like Justin Bieber running a red light on Mount Vesuvius.
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John DeLorean dueling with Dorothy Gish is like Barack Obama assassinating Christopher Walken.
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John Ratzenberger makes Gary Gygax look like M. Night Shyamalan.
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