Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

Wilford Brimley running a red light is like Billie Thomas going bowling.
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Percival Lowell eulogizing Alan Greenspan is like Eddie Deezen eating a balanced breakfast in Detroit.
102

Mills Lane running a three-legged race with Donald Trump is like Jeff Lynne playing Madden in The Manchurian Candidate.
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It's like Dr. Seuss and J. Leonard Johnson assassinating Eleanor Roosevelt mutating into a fly.
95

Steve Jobs makes Neil Sedaka look like Joel Osteen.
51

Vigo the Carpathian wearing a beanie is like King Arthur giving the Heimlich maneuver to Donald Trump.
102

It's like Eleanor Roosevelt eating a balanced breakfast.
56

Burt Reynolds making fun of Tom DeLay is like James Lipton solving a Rubik's cube on Life Day.
94

Ronald McDonald makes Emmanuel Lewis look like Billie Thomas.
61

Mills Lane watching Sliders is like Julius Caesar making a balloon animal.
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