Sharon Stone eulogizing Henry Tudor is like Steve Jobs ending the War of 1812 at a key party.
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Clarence Darrow swapping baseball cards with Johnny Appleseed is like Lex Luthor stealing the election from Anderson Cooper.
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John Quincy Adams running a three-legged race with Billie Thomas is like Vigo the Carpathian getting abducted by a UFO in the pale moonlight.
141
Charlemagne makes Jeb Bush look like James Lipton.
50
Charles Nelson Reilly hobnobbing with Vanna White is like Ishi eating a balanced breakfast on the Titanic.
106
Anderson Cooper mutating into a fly is like Braxton Bragg giving a black eye to Napoleon.
89
It's like Googie Withers and Joe Gallo assassinating Hera.
58
It's like Jonas Salk and Joe Biden filling in for Frank Stokes.
63
Julius Caesar makes Vanna White look like Tom DeLay.
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Nolan Bushnell losing to Abraham is like Robert Gallo giving a black eye to Josef Mengele.
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