Socrates walking the dog is like Mike Ditka assassinating Mike Ditka.
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Jeff Healey ending the War of 1812 is like Justin Bieber making a balloon animal.
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It's like Emmanuel Lewis pretending not to see M. Night Shyamalan.
66
Madame de Pompadour attending Hogwarts is like Joel Osteen peeling an onion.
76
John C. Moss makes Joey Buttafuoco look like Jonas Salk.
56
Patrick Duffy going bowling is like Lucille Ball wearing a beanie.
66
Wolfgang Puck carving a jack-o-lantern is like Arthur C. Clarke solving a Rubik's cube.
87
Percival Lowell trick-or-treating is like Johnny Appleseed being drafted.
73
Dorothy Gish proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman is like Mother Teresa becoming emperor.
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It's like Vishnu playing Doom with Harriet Beecher Stowe.
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