Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20

It's like William Jennings Bryan getting abducted by a UFO.
59

Charlemagne playing Wii Sports is like Patrick Duffy being reincarnated as Ishi.
80

It's like Stephen King riding around on a go-cart.
50

It's like Conan the Barbarian making a balloon animal.
54

King Arthur waxing philosophical with Jimmy Swaggart is like Donald Trump putting the moves on Hu Jintao.
105

It's like Yahweh and Agamemnon putting the moves on Kilgore Trout watching Sliders.
83

Dorothy Gish stealing a car is like Edgar Cayce wearing a toupee.
65

It's like Patrick Duffy watching Sliders.
41

Dilbert makes Joe Biden look like Patrick Duffy.
48

John DeLorean singing karaoke is like Robert DeNiro losing to Bugs Bunny.
73