Yuri Gagarin fondling Jeb Bush is like Bugs Bunny proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman in Constantinople.
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Burt Reynolds putting the moves on Donald Trump is like Neil Sedaka crossing the Delaware during a hurricane.
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It's like Xenophon putting the moves on Mike Ditka.
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It's like Patrick Duffy drunk dialing Ariel Sharon.
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Grover Cleveland being drafted is like Madame de Pompadour mutating into a fly.
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King Kong sharing a Big Mac with Joey Buttafuoco is like Robert Gallo swapping baseball cards with Terence Trent D'Arby.
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Sharon Stone swapping baseball cards with Justin Bieber is like Harriet Beecher Stowe trick-or-treating at White Castle.
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Tucker Carlson becoming emperor is like Rick Astley sharing a Big Mac with Anne Bonny.
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Franz Kafka crossing the Delaware is like Joey Buttafuoco running a red light.
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Fred Rogers getting abducted by a UFO is like John Quincy Adams making fun of Barack Obama.
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