Repeats: 10
Twit: 0
OneIn: 20
Wolfgang Puck sharing a Big Mac with Madame de Pompadour is like Lex Luthor being reincarnated as Anderson Cooper.
114
William Jennings Bryan fondling Alfonso Ribeiro is like Horace Gray playing the ponies on Tatooine.
99
Burt Reynolds makes Frank Stokes look like Dick Cheney.
55
It's like Sting and Edgar Cayce peeling an onion.
49
It's like Eddie Deezen filling in for Jeff Healey.
50
John DeLorean shooting the shit with Yuri Gagarin is like Josef Mengele eulogizing Ishi.
88
Efisio Melis running a three-legged race with Jim Belushi is like Stephen King playing The Sims in a submarine.
111
Billy Mays reanimating the corpse of Neil Sedaka is like Samuel Clemens getting abducted by a UFO on Mount Vesuvius.
116
Harriet Beecher Stowe ending the War of 1812 is like Jules Verne proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
108
Julius Caesar being eaten by lions is like John C. Moss going bowling.
70