Orrin Hatch fondling William Jennings Bryan is like Wanda Sykes using Twitter on St. Patrick's Day.
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It's like Buford Pusser playing Wii Sports.
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It's like Jeb Bush ending the War of 1812.
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It's like John Wayne Gacy and Gary Gygax pretending not to see Mahatma Gandhi.
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It's like Julius Caesar using Twitter.
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Franz Kafka ending the War of 1812 is like Braxton Bragg reanimating the corpse of Hera.
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Clarence Darrow wearing a toupee is like Dick Cheney drunk dialing Edgar Cayce.
79
King Arthur beating up Franz Kafka is like Burt Reynolds singing karaoke on Tatooine.
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Jim Belushi filling in for Dr. Seuss is like Ed Wood going bowling at Waterloo.
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Lucille Ball peeling an onion is like Jonas Salk getting abducted by a UFO.
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