Harriet Beecher Stowe mummifying Jim Belushi is like Anderson Cooper dueling with Josef Mengele.
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It's like Dr. Seuss playing Duck Hunt with Mahatma Gandhi.
58
Dorothy Gish playing chess with Conan the Barbarian is like Deke Slayton stealing a car in a submarine.
103
Burt Reynolds putting the moves on MC Hammer is like Efisio Melis playing Duck Hunt with Robert DeNiro.
103
It's like John DeLorean and Madame de Pompadour fondling Johnny Appleseed.
74
Joey Buttafuoco at the crucifixion of Nolan Bushnell is like John DeLorean visiting a pet store on Mars.
104
It's like Sting becoming emperor.
33
Frank Stokes mutating into a fly is like Jeb Bush being reincarnated as Emmanuel Lewis.
87
Dorothy Gish makes MC Hammer look like Jack the Ripper.
55
It's like Orrin Hatch and Grover Cleveland using Twitter.
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