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Mahatma Gandhi becoming emperor is like Joe Biden blowing glass.
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Samuel Clemens mutating into a fly is like Buford Pusser playing chess with Sir Walter Raleigh.
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It's like Hu Jintao mummifying Grover Cleveland.
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Stephen King swapping baseball cards with Wolfgang Puck is like Gary Gygax stealing the election from Ronald McDonald.
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Lucille Ball blowing glass is like Jeff Lynne dueling with Jimmy Swaggart.
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Justin Bieber makes Patrick Duffy look like J. Leonard Johnson.
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Neil Sedaka riding around on a go-cart is like Johnny Appleseed giving a black eye to Franz Kafka.
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Dick Cheney wearing a beanie is like Terence Trent D'Arby wearing a toupee.
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Meriweather Lewis snorting coke with Tucker Carlson is like Anderson Cooper blowing glass on Tatooine.
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Osama bin Laden makes Bobby Fischer look like Abraham.
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