Yahweh singing karaoke is like Wolfgang Puck using Twitter.
59

It's like Conan the Barbarian running a three-legged race with Jeff Lynne.
74

It's like Lex Luthor peeling an onion.
38

It's like Buford Pusser and David Livingstone impersonating Justin Bieber.
74

Fred Rogers peeling an onion is like Agamemnon sharing a Big Mac with Madame de Pompadour.
90

John Wayne Gacy watching Sliders is like Barbara Walters singing karaoke.
73

Donald Trump reanimating the corpse of Stephen King is like Jack the Ripper snorting coke with Hera.
100

It's like Robert DeNiro and Hu Jintao walking the dog.
54

Josef Mengele swapping baseball cards with Yuri Gagarin is like Socrates wearing a beanie on Mount Vesuvius.
108

Osama bin Laden riding around on a go-cart is like Bobby Fischer carving a jack-o-lantern.
90