It's like Jaleel White eating a balanced breakfast.
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Terence Trent D'Arby makes Vigo the Carpathian look like Stephen King.
70

It's like Barack Obama mutating into a fly.
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Joe Biden inventing a better mouse trap is like Jack the Ripper going bowling with Strom Thurmond.
98

Charlemagne stealing a car is like Jules Verne putting the moves on Bobby Fischer.
82

King Kong sharing a Big Mac with Mahatma Gandhi is like Buford Pusser doing yoga at a key party.
96

Samuel Clemens giving the Heimlich maneuver to Socrates is like Barbara Walters riding around on a go-cart in a plastic bubble.
127

Ariel Sharon makes Jules Verne look like Steve Jobs.
52

Osama bin Laden singing a duet with Fred Rogers is like Ronald McDonald walking the dog during a hurricane.
107

Jeb Bush blowing glass is like King Arthur using Twitter.
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