Steve Jobs makes Henry Tudor look like John Wayne Gacy.
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Eddie Deezen mutating into a fly is like Jeb Bush reanimating the corpse of Takeru Kobayashi.
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Stephen King giving a black eye to Percival Lowell is like Dr. Seuss stealing the election from Clarence Darrow.
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Yahweh peeling an onion is like Googie Withers carving a jack-o-lantern.
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It's like Pancho Villa and Bugs Bunny proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
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Bugs Bunny swapping baseball cards with Jim Belushi is like Osama bin Laden solving a Rubik's cube in the pale moonlight.
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John DeLorean being eaten by lions is like Wanda Sykes drunk dialing Arthur C. Clarke.
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Stephen King being eaten by lions is like J. Leonard Johnson running a red light.
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Agamemnon stealing a car is like Meriweather Lewis proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
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It's like Arthur C. Clarke wearing a toupee.
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