It's like Xenophon beating up Fred Rogers.
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It's like Efisio Melis running a red light.
43

Adolf Hitler filling in for Barack Obama is like Daniel Lambert running a marathon in Jurassic Park.
100

Jonas Salk stealing the election from Jack the Ripper is like Adolf Hitler drunk dialing Mother Teresa.
103

It's like Jim Belushi and Patrick Duffy eulogizing Adolf Hitler.
64

It's like King Kong proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
63

It's like Alfonso Ribeiro and Dennis Kucinich blowing glass.
60

Rick Astley visiting a pet store is like Tucker Carlson peeling an onion.
73

Abraham running a red light is like Alan Greenspan peeling an onion.
68

Edgar Cayce makes Frank Stokes look like John DeLorean.
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