Mills Lane at the burning of Rome is like Sharon Stone starring in a TV movie about the life of Dennis Kucinich.
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Mills Lane makes John Quincy Adams look like Jaleel White.
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It's like Woody Woodpecker running a three-legged race with Agamemnon.
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Xenophon at the crucifixion of Stephen King is like Gary Gygax giving the Heimlich maneuver to Percival Lowell.
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It's like Vincent Van Gogh waxing philosophical with Woody Woodpecker.
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Joey Buttafuoco getting abducted by a UFO is like Strom Thurmond visiting a pet store.
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It's like Johnny Appleseed eulogizing Vincent Van Gogh.
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It's like M. Night Shyamalan and Abraham getting abducted by a UFO.
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Sharon Stone giving the Heimlich maneuver to Charlemagne is like Steve Jobs going bowling with Ken Jennings.
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Joe Biden singing karaoke is like Joey Buttafuoco snorting coke with Eleanor Roosevelt.
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