Mother Teresa makes Burt Reynolds look like Dorothy Gish.
57

Googie Withers makes Emmanuel Lewis look like Jeff Lynne.
57

It's like Robert DeNiro and Anderson Cooper eating a balanced breakfast.
72

Ed Wood running a three-legged race with Napoleon is like Jack the Ripper snorting coke with Jimmy Swaggart.
108

It's like M. Night Shyamalan and Bugs Bunny proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
87

It's like Xenophon playing chess with Joel Osteen.
50

Anderson Cooper makes Socrates look like Sharon Stone.
54

Dr. Seuss makes Ed Wood look like Dorothy Gish.
47

It's like Justin Bieber going bowling with Anne Bonny.
54

Mother Teresa makes Anderson Cooper look like Dennis Kucinich.
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