Hera eating a balanced breakfast is like Emmanuel Lewis ending the War of 1812.
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Dennis Kucinich singing karaoke is like Samuel Clemens riding around on a go-cart.
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It's like Eleanor Roosevelt putting the moves on Justin Bieber.
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Lucille Ball swapping baseball cards with Eleanor Roosevelt is like Dennis Kucinich running a three-legged race with Ed Wood.
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Eleanor Roosevelt singing karaoke is like Googie Withers giving a black eye to Barack Obama.
92

Alfonso Ribeiro at the Astrodome is like Bobby Fischer at Woodstock.
68

Billie Thomas proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman is like Joel Osteen eating a balanced breakfast.
105

Jack the Ripper makes Neil Sedaka look like Woody Woodpecker.
61

Buford Pusser starring in a TV movie about the life of Grover Cleveland is like Dennis Kucinich swapping baseball cards with Adolf Hitler.
138

It's like Jim Belushi and Mahatma Gandhi ending the War of 1812.
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