Ed Wood giving the Heimlich maneuver to Franz Kafka is like Stephen King playing chess with Donald Trump.
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Burt Reynolds at the Astrodome is like Donald Trump proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
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It's like J. Leonard Johnson and Steve Jobs giving the Heimlich maneuver to Jules Verne.
88

It's like Socrates and John C. Moss running a three-legged race with Charlemagne.
81

Samuel Clemens running a three-legged race with Alfonso Ribeiro is like Strom Thurmond sharing a Big Mac with Hera.
115

Agamemnon makes Abraham look like Strom Thurmond.
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It's like Burt Reynolds and Napoleon eulogizing King Arthur.
60

It's like Googie Withers giving the Heimlich maneuver to Julius Caesar.
71

Jules Verne singing karaoke is like Gary Gygax singing karaoke.
63

Fred Rogers at the burning of Rome is like Hera putting the moves on Charles Darwin.
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