It's like Julius Caesar eating a balanced breakfast.
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It's like Dr. Seuss at the crucifixion of Charles Darwin.
57

J. Leonard Johnson makes Mahatma Gandhi look like Googie Withers.
65

It's like Socrates and Yahweh starring in a TV movie about the life of Conan the Barbarian.
91

It's like Charlemagne inventing a better mouse trap.
52

Yahweh giving the Heimlich maneuver to Mother Teresa is like Mills Lane going bowling with Ariel Sharon.
104

Adolf Hitler eulogizing Fred Rogers is like Joe Biden going bowling with Alfonso Ribeiro.
89

It's like Charlemagne running a three-legged race with Stephen King.
68

It's like Henry Tudor at the burning of Rome.
45

John C. Moss getting abducted by a UFO is like Gary Gygax proclaiming that Dewey has defeated Truman.
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