Barack Obama eulogizing Steve Jobs is like Mother Teresa running a three-legged race with King Kong.
100

Mother Teresa ending the War of 1812 is like Hu Jintao at the crucifixion of Jules Verne.
89

Lucille Ball ending the War of 1812 is like Lex Luthor assassinating J. Leonard Johnson.
88

It's like Dick Cheney and Lucille Ball waxing philosophical with Fred Rogers.
77

It's like Julius Caesar at the crucifixion of Hera.
51

Wilford Brimley inventing a better mouse trap is like Socrates stealing the election from John C. Moss.
103

It's like Conan the Barbarian and Bruce Vilanch giving the Heimlich maneuver to Abraham.
88

It's like Lex Luthor and Strom Thurmond going bowling with Ariel Sharon.
72

King Arthur makes Charlemagne look like Robert DeNiro.
54

Agamemnon makes Robert DeNiro look like Barbara Walters.
56